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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Scrib Dooon meaning "write that down" is the elan sleezbago of language
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just now realizing that Huttese is just George Lucas names for words
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Playtest Material Magazine @playtestmaterial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Playtest Material Issue One is out now: playtestmaterial.org/playtest-mat...
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Playtest Material Issue One: An RPG Is Like...
Read the full magazine today.
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Also Harold and Kumar made my friend group seek out white castle for the first time
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I remember when I was five I really wanted lasagna because of Garfield
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🟢RNGundam @rngundam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After War Gundam X (1996) Episode 36 - The Next War Will Be a War of Our Design! 21:27.793
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Whole point of a motel is to not book ahead
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tried booking a walk in at a motel and I'm being treated like an alien for not booking ahead of time
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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SpaceRunaway 🥐 @theideon.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
A cel of Captain Bright and Tamura the chef from Mobile Suit Gundam, "looking" at my nearly empty salt shaker
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have now watched Mouse Hunt. That was incredible. They made a movie set in Blough City
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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pbbeta (comms open) @pbbeta.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Worm Handler – first of the Nausicaä zine commissions for Nathan @natom.bsky.social
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hrabb @hrabb.it · 09/07/2026
wyzord cards set 2 digital, riso soon
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i got a $20 dollar steam item and it feels exactly the same as when i found $100 in the woods at 2 am
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Drinking my favorite beer monster energy
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my new favorite bit is rating things that are very much not beer on untappd
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I did a ton of oil spill cleanup and groundwater remediation in the Midland Odessa area and can answer any questions about that
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Let's fucking goooooooooooooo!
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
in the 2000s people believed you could use economics to make an apple grow like an orange inside. that's real. Anyway I've been kicked out of yet another farming village for my cowboy ways and must reach a church before sundown. The things that hunt me in the night cannot touch holy ground
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I was sold on this game and then Jack mentioned that one of the inspirations was the town of Stillwater, OK. This game is gonna rule
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The lite rail should have an observation car. Busses too
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
All public transit should have an open air back like on old time trains. I need to feel the wind
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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binary sunrise @clarascintilla.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Sharing
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
ideating a Chainsaw man ttrpg for fun and the best I can come up with is having a bunch of different health bars that you fill in with both pencils and markers as you take damage or make contracts
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
its sorta like Nimrod but not really and also not factual
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
somehow I got it in my head that the etymology for "Enigma" was that it was just a last name until one Hans Enigma invented his encoding machine and then it became synonymous with riddle. I dont know why I thought this
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dec scary @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
new vegas review
now this here's mr. newww vegas. a courier recently left goodsprings and has been fucking *everybody's* money up. the NCR's blamed him for that big whoopsy-do at helios one, the legion's lost about 230 men just finding him on the road, and the strip wants his head cause, well shucks folks, he bets like a fink. but doesn't primm just love him. let's wish him well, how about it?

this news was brought to you by ultra-luxe. ultra-luxe: "we got the only remaining copy of monogatari" alright, next up is a classic.

🎺 🎺! 🎺~~~🎺!!! yippie yayyyyy / put that stuff in my ass cause im gayyy 🎼🎸🎼🎸🎼🎸🎼🎸🎼

i'm on grailed / lowballing virgil abloh (virgil abloh!!)
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Can't sleep because I'm pissing myself off about how "knot" and "nautical" are basically homonyms and synonymous but have no shared etymological origins
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
16 years ago the dude predicted that Tesla would be the big ev company who was mostly competing with various Chinese ev companies and I gotta say that was spot on
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I found an 18 year old reddit account that has frequently posted for 17 years. It went from environmentalism to weed to antisemitism and then finally to ai psychosis. Fascinating to see a decline like that
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
wearing a quarterback wristband to a friday night magic game
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Oh 500 calories of airport nerds gummy clusters, I know you will never hurt me. You never will....
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
My plane got hit with turbulence so bad that my watch congratulated me for standing up
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
im not that smart so it was hard to come up with a deeper idea in turn a gundam
"Everyone call Ogre STUPID and it TRUE! Ogre barely even Literate! Ogre finally finished watching TURN A GUNDAM but Ogre only can identify surface level themes like, environmentalism, pacifism, and the cyclical nature of humanity and cant comprehend deeper ideas like allegories to 60s Japanese youth movements that make it a modern classic! Ogre so dumb, it makes Ogre sad! At this rate, Ogre will never understand Reconguista in G!"
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Had anyone ever made one of those "ogre doesn't understand Ulysses" memes for turn a Gundam
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Shout out to the people... Doing landscaping at the church? At 2:30 am?
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Nerf @nerf.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
never been jump scared by the Spin Doctors before
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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