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Max Jägerman

@nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Fuck nerds!
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
*he eats shit.* I didn’t know emos could fight!
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Nico! @number1325.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
#NANBAKARP #MVRP #ILOVEANIME
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
*max narrowly redirects his punch with his arm and tackles the emo to the ground, his fist cocked, ready to punch his head in.* I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!! //it’s safe to assume he has a decent amount of fight experience in him so I decided to give him this one little evasion
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
*he scoffed.* Shut up bitch. *kyle and Jason drew closer.* You just earned yourself a flick it ticket, Nerd. *he punched him in the balls.*
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
DID I SAY YOU COULD SMOKE, EMO? *max Jägerman and his two jock associates Jason and Kyle walked up towards suguru.* *he punched the cigarette out of his mouth.*
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ミ𝐓. 𝐋aw @doctorheartstealer.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
⠀     ❴🫀❵ : Hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen. Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht﹙Mein Herz brennt﹚ ⠀
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I HATE NERDS!!!
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
I can’t wait for max to just like die I have something real good planned//
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
*the jock just dropped all of his canned beers on the floor alongside his jaw.* Freaky ass Bitch!!
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⛓️Ʉ₦€Ħ₳Ɨ₦ɆƉ⛓️ @scarletkurapika.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
#Cyber/Schrix Seems like a fun idea (Stolen from key)
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Did someone say musicals
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𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌. @conquerorofall.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
⠀   𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙳 : ⠀⠀𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙰𝙲𝙻𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙶𝚃𝙷, ⠀𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙰𝙲𝙻𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙵𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽, 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙰𝙲𝙻𝙴 𝙾𝙵 ...𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀#JBARP x #MVRP
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ًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًً @thedemonheir.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 ⠀⠀ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙𝙮 𝙊𝙛 𝙂𝙖𝙡𝙯𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙜. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
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BLACKBEARD @realblackbeard.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
“ZEHAHAHA! BLUESKY WILL BE TERRITORY OF THE BLACKBEARD PIRATES!” #ParodySky #Parodytwt #MVRP
Blackbeard ship pulls up, camera turns to him where Blackbeard says “So this is the place” and then the next frame is him posing with his wanted poster of nearly 4 billion berri and saying “WELL THEN, LETS START THIS NEW ERA OFF WITH A BANG! ZEHAHAHAHA!”
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Shanks (Parody) @shanksdparody.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
"My writer forgot about here... What a bozo he can't kill me off forever"
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Shin & Noi ‼️ @topcleaners.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
𝐖𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠. #parodybluesky / #RPBSK / #PARODYBSK / #PARODYBS 𝐗 #MVRP X #Dorohedororp
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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Dunno why the fuck the warehouse feels so different tod- wait what the fuck where is the bird why is it a butterfly WH [Angry pissed off chair has joined parody bluesky]
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
He looks like a nerd
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I don’t give a fuck what you are you nerdy prude because you just earned yourself a Flick it Ticket, Bitch! I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *he made a attempt to nut tap the sabretooth.*
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
AH A WEREWULF!! *he jumped back, terrified* I ALWAYS KNEW YOU FUCKERS WERE REAL!!! IM SO FUCKING SCARED OF WEREWULVES!! maybe I should just run… Where max? Back home so dad can call you a little Cuck! Can’t even fight off one lousy werewulf! No…. SQUARE UP, BITCH!
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I asked you… are you from CLIVESSSDALEEE! DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME THAT TIME?
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ᵛⁱᶜᵉ ᵃᵈᵐⁱʳᵃˡ✮⋆𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙤𝙫𝙖𓅪 @sup3rn0v4.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
⠀⠀⠀⢸⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⣏⠻⣶⣤⡶⢾⡿⠁ ⠀⠀⣀⣼⠷⠀⠀⠁⢀⣿⠃⠀ ⠴⣾⣯⣅⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣦⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⢻⡇⣤⣾⣿⣷⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #ONEPIECE #OCRP #originalcharacter
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𝘑𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘰 𝘒𝘶𝘫𝘰 . ★ @timestopper.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
⠀ ⠀𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦, ⠀⠀ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧. ⠀⠀𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 ⠀⠀𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
An independent portrayal of Jotaro Kujo from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Serious/Crack interactions. OCs are welcome to interact ! And mun goes by shane.

#JOJORP #JJBARP #MVRP
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Man I love having complete and total control of hatchetfield high! GO NIGHTHAWKS FUCK CLIVESDALE I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!!
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Hey Nerd‼️
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Victor Sabretooth @victorcreed.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
#xmenrp #marvelrp #dcrp #capcomrp #mvrp #Sabretooth #mcurp
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𝓐𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓴𝓮𝓷 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓸𝓻. @blondefishman.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Follow my Max Jägerman account which isn’t mine @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social //
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
HEY NERD WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HALLWAY.
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
It’s Hatchetfield, Bitch! Go nighthawks!
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
smells like Upnerd in here!
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すぐちゃん ♡ ̆̈ @sugu-chan.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
ㅤ ㅤ↻ for Teen.ᐟSuguru ㅤ🗨 for Sugu-Sensei ㅤ || ꜱʟᴏᴡ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ || ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ||
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Monster!
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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Go nighthawks!!
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