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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney

@nerdsonsafari.bsky.social
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Please stop yelling at me you're scaring my geese. Also hey do you like greasy, dumb, joyful videos about video games OKAY GOOD 'CAUSE I'VE GOT 'EM. You... Tube?: youtube.com/@nerdsonsafari

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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Frowny's Hot List of Hot Video Games is COMPLETE. Delicious mix of stuff in here, including a few games I ain't never even seen never. Never never.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I was born to guide people towards the long-lost art of GETTING PINKY'D.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Good video, HOT TRAUMA.
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LITTLE BIG ADVENTURE | A grimdark adventure game from the creators of Alone in the Dark
YouTube video by Stoked
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The best videos tickle little horror stories outta you.
Brilliant video! Brought back a ton of memories.

Li'l story you might appreciate: when I was a kid, I was enamoured with LBA. Completely entranced by the world, the characters, the presentation in general. So when the sequel launched, I HAD to have it.

BUT! At the time, my dad hadn't yet wrapped his mind around the notion that video games could be a worthwhile pursuit, which meant it'd always take loads of negotiating and convincing (and whining, probably) before he'd agree to shell out any cash for a new game. The details are fuzzy, but I must've asked for LBA 2 as an early birthday present or something. Signed up for chores. Traded semi-vital organs. I was VERY young, but apparently I had a knack for wheelin' and dealin'.Anyway, we drive to the store, grab a copy of the game in that big cardboard box covered in big, blue, cloudy box art. I'm losing it man. I'm salivating. My tiny body is vibrating with excitement.

Before we could begin the long drive home though, we had another stop to make. We park alongside the curb, and NO WAY am I leaving this precious cargo in the car. So, cradling this giant, unwieldy box to my chest, I pop the door open, and awkwardly shimmy out of my seat.

The thing is, we'd just had an unholy amount of rain. Monstrous stuff. Wet, everywhere. The streets were slick. The world was one big puddle.Maybe I was distracted by the need to protect this magnificent Thing I had in my hands, but at some point I lost my footing. I slipped. I fumbled my hold on this perfect box. This box that, in turn, held within it an entire world I'd been DYING to explore, an adventure I'd spent months bargaining for the chance to go on. And so, it fell. Neatly between the curb and the car, and right into a chunky puddle of gross gutter water. I snatched it back up as fast as I could, but... you know. Cardboard. The damage was done.

The good news is, the disc was obviously fine, and I loved every moment I spent with Little Big Adventure 2. Can't see screenshots of the game without feeling all warm and fuzzy. But that beautiful box? Ruined. A gutter-spoiled horrorshow. I sobbed on that street. I sobbed in the car. I sobbed for hours. Maybe even days. Fully inconsolable.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Oh wow, thanks so much Biscuit! Feels genuinely incredible to know that I had a hand in helping Very Cool People discover Very Cool Game.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Lovin' this list maaan. This that Good Shit.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
They're calling it "releasing the dopa-hounds", and it may be the most devastating move in a TubeGoober's arsenal.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Your phone is very wise. If more people were tropical about things, the world would be a far better place.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I hear you! I think part of the issue is, I've been anticipating these types of comments for ages, so when one pops up I've got 1,000 playful responses loaded up, ready to go. Putting 'em back in the box is... a challenge. 😂
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Yeah, that's where I've been leaning too. Safe to ignore this type of thing, rather than risk accidentally backing myself into a clown-corner.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Of course, the only truly sane reaction would be to delete the channel, buuut I'm not quite there yet.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I agree! I *am* too annoying, which is why my first instinct is to reply with some flippant bullshit. Buuut maybe my more seasoned YT peeps can help me out with the best branching story choice here. Do I not respond? Do I remove? Do I go nuclear option, and hide user from channel?
Screenshot of a comment over on my YouTube channel.

It reads: "Made it to 40 seconds. This guy is too annoying."

And like, can't argue with that, seems pretty accurate.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Fuck yeah dude I'M READY.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I was bitten by a radioactive comma splice as a child, I'm physically incapable of not splicin' it, please don't judge me, I'm sorry.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Duckman & Bobbins
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Alien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 18/12/2025
Today is the day, my birthday! My treat: 30+ minutes of Q's and A's and my beautiful face. Twice, if you count the portrait of child me! youtu.be/3sQKa_qNSJI
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The 5000 Subscriber Q&A Spectacular
YouTube video by Alien Bob
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It's a CLASSIC. A Bob Classic. An Alien Bob Birthday Classic.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Happy muh'fuggen' BIRTHDAY, Bob! I did my own birthday Q&A with Bob to find out what it's like to be between 0 and 99 years old, and this is what Bob had to say:
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
[singsong voice] Uh-ohhh, looks like *someone* bean'd on the curtains agaiiin!
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KalTheSkeleton @kaltheskeleton.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Come one, come all, see the review for a 21 year old racing game that people are calling "fine, I guess?" and "not much of a review, he spent half the time talking about the soundtrack". youtu.be/uxQwEDl1Nsw
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Symphony of Metal - A Burnout Takedown Review
YouTube video by KalTheSkeleton
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I joke, obviously, and I 100% hear you. Super easy to laugh at shit like this, but there's absolutely an element of extreme sadness that comes with seeing that level of specifically tragic delusion. Must've been so weird being there for it, watching it spread across the room.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Like, *of course* I fully agree ChatGPT's gonna cure cancer. That's a given. First time I experienced autocomplete on a telephone, I knew it'd be the end of human suffering. But the second you introduce PowerPoint? That's it. Game's over. All that good work, dashed on the rocks.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
This story is fucking nuts.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Showed the trailer to my sister, and when That Bit happened she let out a sound I didn't know humans could make. Somewhere between a gasp, a choke, and a scream. The doctors fear she may never recover.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Fucking love when the devs of my favourite games take a hard-line stance against genAI horseshit. They're tucking me in at night. They're giving me a li'l kiss on the forehead. They're telling me everything's gonna be okay.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
We're officially playing Skeet Chicken. It is the most dangerous game.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Gonna wait at least half an hour before liking this. Maybe I won't like it at all. Who can say for sure. Enjoy HELL.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
But first, gotta dick around on this little oval full of little maniacs.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die historic on the Rainbow Road.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Word on the street is the next Mad Max movie will see Max facing his greatest challenge yet: surviving three laps around Baby Park.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Oh my god dude I was out buying groceries earlier and this old woman walked right up to me, muttered something under her breath, did a MONSTER spit on my shoe, and stormed away shaking her head. I've been like "the hell was that about" ever since, but now I know. It's the pox. IT'S THE KAL POX.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Hahahaha I've thought about suddenly pulling A Serious. Make you all weep, and then sneakily hit you with a story about my wife farting herself awake. 😂 Thanks dude! Good news is, I definitely feel good doing it. Kinda hard NOT to feel good when you wake up one day to find you're in a Kal video.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
With that in mind, extra-special very-big mega-thanks to everyone who's watched and/or shared and/or offered words of encouragement. I appreciate all of it, and I appreciate YOU.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
These vids are deliberately silly, but making them is a wild ride, and I throw myself at 'em pretty hard. By the time I'm done hammering 'em into shape, I've lost all perspective on whether or not they're actually any good.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Supposedly I've got a knack for making people Feel Good About Stuff IRL, so I started doing the YouTube thing in the hopes that I could leverage that, and maybe offer folks a few minutes of noisy, joyful reprieve here and there, while also potentially introducing them to new games along the way.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Apologies for dropping the goof-wall for a second here, but I've had a pretty shitty couple of years, with far more losses than wins, so it's felt fucking incredible to get positive reinforcement on the things I make from a bunch of very, VERY cool people these past few months.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I like to think that, if nothing else, in a few years I'll be able to look back on the videos I've made as a little diary of all the supremely dumb shit I've done in a bunch of games I've loved.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Look at this smug bastard. If I was capable of taking naps this powerful I'd be unstoppable.
Smug li'l frog having a smug li'l nap, smugly.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
People deny the existence of a merciful god but then like how do you explain my Mutuals feed, huh? HUH?!
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Look at those Standard Horses. So incredibly Standard and Horses.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Because of the balloons! We're surrounded by sexually deviant elephants. It's Adam and PACHYDERM, not Adam and PANYDERM.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Every 5 popped balloons release enough Woke Energy into the atmosphere to kill 1 heterosexual elephant.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
See, this is where shit gets interesting, but I've gotta avoid hijacking/influencing Bob's answer, so all I'll say is: golden retrievers might be too easily distracted. Whereas chihuahuas? Excellent at delegating.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Dude, Where's My Broadsword?* *Promotional consideration furnished by Broadsword Condoms. Broadsword Condoms: for the elf with one eye on quality.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If you've never showered to the OG Super Mario Bros. soundtrack, can recommend. Though it did feel like a bit of a personal attack when it came time to scrub down a, uh, a highly sensitive zone, and the death/game-over tune played right on cue, which... you know what, fair enough.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
All that HORSES drama blew right by me while I was off playin' with bugs or whatever, so this video was an excellent way for me to catch up and GET HORSED.
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This banned steam game is a Masterpiece
YouTube video by Katie and Catburger
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
and 2) what breed of dog do you think would be best equipped to perform an emergency landing of a mid-sized passenger plane in the midst of a brutal snowstorm? Thanks I'll uhhh I'll take the answer off the air thanks.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Hi um big fan of the show, my question is uh it's actually a two-parter. 1) Do you believe it should be made legal for dogs to obtain a pilot's license,
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Duuude. So very well done, and very, VERY well deserved!
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
WARNING: Setting Bob Intensity to a value above 8 has been known to cause motion sickness in certain individuals. Are you sure you'd like to proceed? [NO] [YES]
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