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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

2016: "I would release my tax returns, but the IRS won't let me because I'm under audit." 2026: "I'm suing the IRS for $10bn for releasing my tax returns"

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Our President is an idiot man-child who is trying to convince his voters that bullying Denmark is the highest priority for all Americans. Leave Greenland alone!

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 13/01/2026

ICE is what happens when little boys grow up only playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and don't balance it out with silly little games like Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing. Not a drop of whimsy to be found in these broken men.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Her name was Renee Nicole Good. She was a mother and a Poet.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Saw a sign at the pharmacy yesterday that explained the need for customers to pay in exact change if they are paying cash due to the Government no longer producing pennies. It was next to a shelf with several items with "9.99" or "4.49" cent price tags. Guys, just round up .1

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Elonkipedia, (or whatever it's called), will never be able to learn from constantly bad information. It will resist the illogical narrative of its programming or fail to provide any substance. Either outcome is an affront to Elon's ego, so he'll shut it down, claiming the task to be impossible.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

So glad our tax dollars are being used to deploy US troops to a US city so that armed soldiers can force non-violent protesters to unblock the driveway so federal agents can kidnap people without due process in peace.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

A real whiplash this week when we go from "I'm releasing the Earhart file" to "We're at war with Portland". I'm still baffled how many people defend this unhinged behavior of the President of a decreasingly free country.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Nobody turns down for what anymore than that's sad

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I was just thinking about how funny it would be if everyone, just for like one day, just ignored the TV Tyrant. Like, what would he do if we all just pretended not to hear or see him. Just something fun on a Saturday to think about.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I suppose I'm a terrorist now because I'm against fascism. I have to turn over a new leaf, so moving forward I hereby resign as the scrum facilitator for my local Antifa chapter.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Conservatives are currently running around and canceling anyone who isn't idolizing a dead neo-nazi. For over 2 years, Palestinians have been murdered using US weapons and we have been mocked, shunned, and called antisemitic for caring. Honestly, fuck gun violence AND fuck Charlie Kirk.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Weird, I was assured tariffs would NOT raise costs for the consumer. I don't know if I remember a time where console prices went up this late into a cycle.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Exclusive: A neo-Nazi has sent us footage of Zohran Mamdani playing air guitar at his high-school prom.

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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 24/06/2025

True merit is the greatest threat to a kleptocracy that uses the myth of meritocracy to justify itself.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Wishing Donald Trump a horrible 250th birthday tomorrow.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Roses are red, Violets are rare ...

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is providing some accurate vibes

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Should we all proactively block Pete Hegseth on Signal? I don't want to get dragged into this.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

With all of the recent flight issues, I'm doing my part to study up on my exit row responsibilities.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Does anyone know if they make those harmonica neck holders for Kazoos? I wanna try something ...

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Every time any politician on the left says something true, the comments are filled with folks saying "This person should be President!". Folks are yearning for SOMEONE to fight for them, they don't care who. However, it's another reminder that liberals can't agree on ANYTHING, so we get nothing.

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Jeva Lange 🫎 @jeva.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Adjusted for inflation, these games would cost $120 today. Just in the last 10 years, game sizes, dev time, and budget have QUADRUPLED, but the cost to purchase has not. I'm sorry Mario Kart World will be $80, should we be upset at that, or that minimum wage has been $7.25 since 2009?

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Remember, there's always a compromise.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Are there other groups out there that have the comradery, the inclusivity, and the sense of belonging that skateboarding has? As long as you're trying, no matter how many times you fall, you're getting cheered on. Toxicity is a tool of the oppressor. Be more like skaters.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

As an exercise, my therapist wants me to write a letter to my younger self and I keep getting stuck on the part where I convince little me that I'm him from the future.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Sure..."Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king", but I'm more interested in what Adolin Kholin was wearing. #highprinceoffashion #stormlight

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Games are art, and art is inherently political

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Today I finished reading George Orwell's "Animal Farm" and I just gotta say, it's not lookin' good out there, gang.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Me: Trump announced an investment in something called "The Stargate Project" Her: 🤔🤨 Me: Yeah, it's for AI... wait... did you assume I was talking about an interdemensional travel door? Her: I DON'T KNOW! IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING HE WOULD DO!

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Send me all the stillshots of liberals with their hands up all you want. Stop pretending you didn't see him do what he did, twice. This is not a joke or identity politics, it's literally fascist oligarchy happening in the open. If you're denying it, you are a part of the problem. Full stop.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

The Nintendo 64 was a highlight of my childhood. I became a wizard at Starfox 64, Mario Kart 64, GoldenEye ... I came out on top in almost ANY multiplayer match against friends. But today, I would rather juggle hot lava rocks than use that controller again. How the heck did we use those?

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Alright. I'll do it. I'll 1v1 Elon in any game for the fate of his fortune.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

UI that intentionally loads slowly so an ad shifts in place of the button you intended to select, reminds me of the sudden rage I would get when my headphone cable would get caught on something and yank out of my ears.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

GENIE: and ... You're sure this is what you want ... for your final wish? ME: absolutely ... No one has used their power to do this before GENIE: *sigh* very well, I will end the time you refer to as "daylight savings"

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Did anyone else get so into the WWE in middle school, that you would go to the park with folding chairs, tables, and other props to wrestle your friends? Was it just me doing flying elbows at my friend from the roof of the school into a dumpster full of cardboard? Just me?

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto has a talent for guestimating the distance between objects. He even carries around a tape measure to verify. I can guess the exact right size Tupperware I'll need on the first try ... We all have our quirky skills.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

They didn't even invite the McDonald's employee on the perp-walk. Everyone else was there and they didn't DO anything.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

All of those "pro-eagle" protesters can rest easy tonight. I envy your victory and I hope the 6 of you enjoy it.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Not sure why it's relevant that Luigi Mangione played video games when the motive was clearly healthcare related. I understand. It's a rigged "pay to win" competitive industry, and the other is a form of entertainment.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

We need to bring back Augury to settle disputes.

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Nerdly Whiplash @nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I wonder how many murders are going unsolved while they hunt for the killer of one billionaire

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