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Lvl 27. They/He. Spooky scary lesbian. Don’t fuck with me. 🔞

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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 40m
Decided to finally lock in a date to start my dnd campaign, and I’m so excited!!! Hopefully this way, I won’t be able to psych myself out over being new to DMing
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OMG DRESSMAKER HAS LESBIANS
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Cute Kitten Begging at Glass Door
ALT: Cute Kitten Begging at Glass Door
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Gummy👒 @happyyu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ੈ♡🐰🎃🍬‧₊˚*
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Matt Dixon @mattdixonart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sunday vibes. An image from my 2027 robot art calendar, now available to pre-order from my wesbite. www.mattdixon.co.uk
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Yuumei Art @yuumeiart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Starberry Shortcake The last of the strawberry series!🍓Like the blueberries, I made them into a mini comic I might draw some raspberries next, because I also foraged a lot of those and made some very tasty raspberry thumbprint cookies✨ 1/4 #strawberry #art #painting #stars
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why did I have a weird nightmare about being held back in high school?
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Muhammad's mother @hzh-x.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Literally, my only child will die because I could not save his life I beg and implore you to save Mohammed's life by donating or sharing the post. He suffers from a painful cancerous tumor Mohammed's condition is getting worse I am a poor mother who is unable to save www.gofundme.com/f/rupyvm-cos...
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just watched the new Knights of Guinevere episode, and HOLY SHIT
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Mindy Lee @mindyleedoodles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy International Lesbian Day
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Bee 🐝 10/18 🎂 @beepetty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's international lesbian day, please help out a lesbian couple by sharing and donating to our mutual aid 🧡🤍🩷
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Bee 🐝 10/18 🎂 @beepetty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for responding to our request, our goal is at $15/500 We are on a fixed income that doesn't cover all our monthly expenses so we really appreciate the support! Please keep boosting and donating if you're able 💸💕 #MAboost #mutualaid #disabilitycrowdfund #queercrowdfund #helpsky #fundsky
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Mare Pan @paarsec.com · 06/10/2026
Hot take, but artists deserve to make a living like everyone else
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My only gay agenda is to enjoy lesbian vampires. I’m committed to that year-round
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Annalise @annalisejensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy lesbian vampire month 🥳
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amallo1.bsky.social @amallo1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am a mother pleading for help. My son Mohammad is only 5 years old and was hit by shrapnel while I was holding his hand in Gaza. He’s fighting for his life and needs treatment abroad. Please donate and share his story — every repost matters 💔🙏 chuffed.org/pay/campaign...
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really don’t know how the hell i managed to persuade people for so long that I was straight. The closet was made of glass
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An oddly specific memory I have from when I was a kid is that I used to go on the Disney channel website to play games. Given that I was a big fan of the show Kim Possible, I often played the Kim Possible games on that website. There was this game called Card Clash, which was basically the (1/?)
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I shouldn’t have felt like I needed to keep my liking of the show H2O quiet as a teen. Let me live!!! Where is your whimsy??? Let the lesbian mermaid enjoyers live their lives in peace, including the closeted ones
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate the concept of straight vampires
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m so lesbian 😁😁😁
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Women and enbies are so ridiculously attractive 💖💖💖
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I always find it so funny when people have trouble picturing it whenever I mention having dated men before. Like, honestly? Same. And I was there for that shit
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Since I’m having a crashout, I’m gonna post things until I feel better
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve been playing Retro Rewind cuz sometimes I miss Blockbuster & vhs. I don’t care if that means some people think I’m weird, let me have my goddamn nostalgia
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So one of the games I’ve been playing recently is Dressmaker, and though I’m not a fan of wearing dresses, I do enjoy designing things. These are the ones I’m the most proud of
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can’t sleep, and the RSD is kicking in
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🥀 Serana 🥀 @serana666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
saving my selfies? how about donating to my me and my gfs mutual aid 👀 bsky.app/profile/beep...
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🥀 Serana 🥀 @serana666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it would really help us out this month if we can get some donations coming in!! and would be a wonderful october birthday present 🎃 please share!!
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Bee 🐝 10/18 🎂 @beepetty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Both of our birthdays are in October 🎃As a disabled nonbinary lesbian couple who can't work we're requesting mutual aid Please help us pay rent this month and cover modest celebration expenses by sharing and donating if you can 💸💕 venmo.com/u/bee_petty cash.app/$beepetty0 www.paypal.me/anna966
a picture of serana (left) and bee (right). they are holding on to each other and smiling. serana is white and has mid length wavy brunette hair. they are wearing a blue top and dark red lipstick with black winged eyeliner. bee is also white with short curly strawberry blond hair. they are wearing silver round glasses, black lipstick, and a black crop top.
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My gender is a creature of the night
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Healing my mental state by reading comics about messy lesbians
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duckleberry “goblin dat pussy” jam @ifuckedyr.mom · 02/10/2026
bc women
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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lou-ellen 🎃 @louceph.com · 01/10/2026
TIS THE SEASON 🎃
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Bee 🐝 10/18 🎂 @beepetty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
boosting 💕💸
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026
She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 22/09/2026
Got everything I need, off to make Art! 🎨😁
being an artist requires only two things:

[Store with a sign that says "art supplies and paint" only the "t" is covered up]
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Charlot Kristensen @zolwia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Your Ed Sheeran outrage is valid but could you help my Palestinian friend become more self-sufficient 👀👀👀??? chuffed.org/project/1853...?
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I may have my own issues, but I have never understood the whole feeling jealous of/threatened by a fictional character that your partner is into
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some of the shit I’ve heard normalized in some straight relationships really should never have been normalized
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🧛‍♀️Mocha✨🦇 @sleepymocha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's vampire lesbian season.
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Addy Bross 🌈 they/xe @aebrossbooks.com · 17/09/2026
To all the folks frustrated by Google and how they have ruined their own search with genAI slop: I cannot stress enough that there are other search engines out there. They offer little-to-no genAI slop*. Are they AMAZING? No, but they are passable, workable options.
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Search Engines That Don't Use AI: 8 Options | The Write Direction
Looking for search engines that don't use AI? Compare 8 private, link-first options, learn what "no AI" means in practice, and how to turn off AI in Google.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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hanbaiki @hanbaiki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#pixelart lavender corridors 🪻
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dopamine boost in less than one minute
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The argument against AI should always start with the THEFT of creative labor the technology was built on. The intent was CRIMINAL. CEOs should be facing charges, not class action lawsuits. The devastation these companies continue to inflict on creative communities demands accountability.
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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mohammed's son Elias urgently needs treatment to save his fading eyesight. You helped Elias survive horrific malnutrition through your shares & donations, & he urgently needs your help again. Time is running out to keep him from going blind, & he's already hurt his hand badly falling down:
chuffed.org
Help Mohammed and his famile.
Father's Urgent Call: Save Little Elias's Sight and Life
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m so tired of people who feel the urge to center men in everything
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The Lesbian Vampire Agenda 🧡🤍💖 @nerdgirl713.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve been playing Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, and I’ve been running around the Shivering Isles doing quests
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