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Richard

@neondark.bsky.social
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Carrying on tweeting like nothing happened.

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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Glastonbury sale screen displaying ‘SOLD OUT’ banner; I’m giving laptop screen the finger.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You’re supposed to be horizontal for the rope jump, so actually this went quite badly.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the second one they suggested I stand rigid and tip backwards.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Returned to Bungy Niouc with Mike - at his suggestion! - for two bungee jumps and a rope jump.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
* I hope AI isn’t responsible for this sorcery.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SW took the stomp out of Filmstar. The kick is all click and no rumble. Did he layer a dance kick in there? It’s also too loud in the mix. This is like DWTE all over again. Lazy bursts in your face at the end for no reason. I like Trash (goodbye varispeed*!), By the Sea and BO, but time for bed.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’d also like to extend my sincere thanks to U2 for finally abandoning their ‘Songs of…’ prefix for album titles.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘Silencio’ breaks U2’s law that the second single must have a very long title.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lengthy delay queuing outside the Lloyds Building due to protesters getting in. Will lightning strike twice?
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
90 minutes queueing for the Bayeux Tapestry in holding room after after holding room, then just metres from finally seeing the jumped-up duvet they announced a whole-building evactuation. No photography allowed, but considering the circumstances all decorum went out the window:
A view from afar and above of the actual Bayeux Tapesty.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No, I just missed him. Plus, he’s not a performing monkey.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Will I dare get a selfie with Mark Gatiss saying “It’s a shit business!”?
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Want to get to my seat but M&B are blocking the way.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How to write a Fleetway strip: Step 1: Protagonist unwittingly foils robbery; receives reward
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Seeing McAlmont & Butler Q&A tonight on the other side of this wall.
McAlmont & Butler chose to host their debut album reissue event at the location of Suede’s ‘Electricity’ video.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
His voice at the end turns unexpectedly evil.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Erm…
Looks like a certain far-right grifter.

Unlike absolutely everyone though, I won’t say… no… no I won’t… I don’t… I’m being compelled to… I’m powerless to resist… it’s UNCANNY!
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
To celebrate the 1st anniversary of Antidepressants, I gift you the observation that Brett in fact sings “like a river re’ll [sic] run” at 0:30 in DWTE. Now you too will never un-hear it!
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That is… different.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Faithful, excessive manifesto pledge trumpeting is a daily occurrence, and I’ve already complained, but downplaying actual lawbreaking as a ‘row’??
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
By now Brett probably agrees with you.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A year on from release, I can say with perspective and clarity that I really do prefer Antidepressants to Autofiction. It’s more consistent than AF and I don’t get bored towards the end. The sequencing is also spot-on, each track flowing from one to the next like a slinky walking down the stairs.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At fucking last. They now need to rethink the chart rules around playlist-served streams, as current weighting isn’t sufficient. Time to exclude them altogether, I reckon.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who wrote this?!
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Autofiction is Thriller and Antidepressants is Bad* *Walked right into that one
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
At least I caught Ron’s dance!
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Saw Sparks in Southend - or rather just the second half, as I was late coming straight from work :(
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
IYKYK
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Bigger Beatles🤷🏻‍♂️
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Several exciting acts are under consideration for our conference after-party - all Boney M”
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I couldn’t see Brett’s facial expressions for the Q&A as he had his back to me, so it felt like every time SK tried to joke with him it fell flat.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Who were the neighbours?
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Presented without comment.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Though once was probably enough.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Neighbour had a BBQ last night, and someone nearby keeps lighting bonfires every morning; yes, we really do need to be talked down to like children.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gonna go out to the countryside for the eclipse and take photos of myself looking amazed.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When you’re conducting a house viewing at 5:45 but you’ve got a dinner reservation at 6:00.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Useless invention idea: Pill cutter cutter
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They’re gigantic floating single points of failure.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rod Liddle? Liddle rod.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
That was the sound of the bath plug being pulled out on my thirties.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Won 2 free jumps😌 www.instagram.com/reel/DbYn-_L...
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Thank you!
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They say it’s your BIRTHDAY! Well it’s MY birthday too, yeah!
Single sleeve artwork for Trash by Suede.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Stuck around ‘til release of its followup proper by a whisker.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oo I like the new Charli album!
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Good. Cheating bastards.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fair, but I don’t think that’s the sole factor. At BST the vast majority of the area is for standing, with a single grandstand to one side for seating - yet people still stand up from their seats.
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