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@neondark.bsky.social
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Carrying on tweeting like nothing happened.

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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Returned to Bungy Niouc with Mike - at his suggestion! - for two bungee jumps and a rope jump.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SW took the stomp out of Filmstar. The kick is all click and no rumble. Did he layer a dance kick in there? It’s also too loud in the mix. This is like DWTE all over again. Lazy bursts in your face at the end for no reason. I like Trash (goodbye varispeed*!), By the Sea and BO, but time for bed.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘Silencio’ breaks U2’s law that the second single must have a very long title.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lengthy delay queuing outside the Lloyds Building due to protesters getting in. Will lightning strike twice?
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
90 minutes queueing for the Bayeux Tapestry in holding room after after holding room, then just metres from finally seeing the jumped-up duvet they announced a whole-building evactuation. No photography allowed, but considering the circumstances all decorum went out the window:
A view from afar and above of the actual Bayeux Tapesty.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Will I dare get a selfie with Mark Gatiss saying “It’s a shit business!”?
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Want to get to my seat but M&B are blocking the way.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Seeing McAlmont & Butler Q&A tonight on the other side of this wall.
McAlmont & Butler chose to host their debut album reissue event at the location of Suede’s ‘Electricity’ video.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Erm…
Looks like a certain far-right grifter.

Unlike absolutely everyone though, I won’t say… no… no I won’t… I don’t… I’m being compelled to… I’m powerless to resist… it’s UNCANNY!
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
To celebrate the 1st anniversary of Antidepressants, I gift you the observation that Brett in fact sings “like a river re’ll [sic] run” at 0:30 in DWTE. Now you too will never un-hear it!
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Faithful, excessive manifesto pledge trumpeting is a daily occurrence, and I’ve already complained, but downplaying actual lawbreaking as a ‘row’??
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A year on from release, I can say with perspective and clarity that I really do prefer Antidepressants to Autofiction. It’s more consistent than AF and I don’t get bored towards the end. The sequencing is also spot-on, each track flowing from one to the next like a slinky walking down the stairs.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At fucking last. They now need to rethink the chart rules around playlist-served streams, as current weighting isn’t sufficient. Time to exclude them altogether, I reckon.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who wrote this?!
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Saw Sparks in Southend - or rather just the second half, as I was late coming straight from work :(
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
IYKYK
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Bigger Beatles🤷🏻‍♂️
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I couldn’t see Brett’s facial expressions for the Q&A as he had his back to me, so it felt like every time SK tried to joke with him it fell flat.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Presented without comment.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Neighbour had a BBQ last night, and someone nearby keeps lighting bonfires every morning; yes, we really do need to be talked down to like children.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gonna go out to the countryside for the eclipse and take photos of myself looking amazed.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When you’re conducting a house viewing at 5:45 but you’ve got a dinner reservation at 6:00.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Useless invention idea: Pill cutter cutter
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rod Liddle? Liddle rod.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
That was the sound of the bath plug being pulled out on my thirties.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Won 2 free jumps😌 www.instagram.com/reel/DbYn-_L...
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They say it’s your BIRTHDAY! Well it’s MY birthday too, yeah!
Single sleeve artwork for Trash by Suede.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Stuck around ‘til release of its followup proper by a whisker.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oo I like the new Charli album!
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Good. Cheating bastards.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yes.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Was a privilege to see Scritti Politti today at Queen Elizabeth Hall, South Bank Centre. Influential sophisti-pop goodness! They did both an afternoon and evening show; as mine was the afternoon, it was his first show in 4 years, but for those in the evening it was merely his first show in 2 hours.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tatters.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Seems like something an anti-nostalgia band would do.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What’s a hamstering injury?Bitten?
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yes of course I will be getting the CU single 12” reissue series. Can’t have enough of them. Fun to own and fun to buy. I’d eat them if I could.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Got woken at 04:50 by a passing procession of post-party posh pricks. The private school just broke up for the summer, so suppose I can’t really blame them for celebrating another year closer to leading and governing.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Today I and finally got asked if my three fans are all mine because the other room needs one. I said they are all “literally” mine and left it at that. Feel judged, but not sorry. If I can carry three from home on foot they can probably get one in their car.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Really happy to finally see Duran Duran, who were brilliant! Also got to see the legendary Nile Rodgers and Chic for the first time, and banger-rich Scissor Sisters again after 22 years.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Come on lads, this isn’t hide-and-seek.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Tucked away another couple of jumps. First jumper of the day too! Thanks to @gogleddol1.bsky.social for filming me!
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The best New Muse Album Day was that of Black Holes & Revelations; I was home for the summer from uni, and mum drove us aimlessly around town blasting it for our first listen. Not checked out the new one yet as I’ve been studying too hard.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It’s not quite every day a prime minister resigns.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If big tech want these to take delivery drivers’ jobs, they’ll have to figure out how to make them right themselves after I carefully place them on their side. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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'We had to get out of the way': The backlash over delivery robots
As the delivery vehicles increasing take to US streets, bans and protest groups are springing up.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They’re booing because real men… get thirsty?
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Whisperin’ Pickford
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We’re all calling it ‘Doctor Congo’, right?
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Only 9 years later - why? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Arrest over push of woman into bus's path in Putney in 2017
A 44-year-old man is in custody over the incident where a woman appeared to be shoved into the path of a bus.
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Richard @neondark.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Looking forward to my winnings.
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