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@nelldesperandum.bsky.social
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Social media ignoramus. Bit of a writer. Not so much of a tech bro as an analogue grand dad. No DMs please. spillwords.com/author/arikui1

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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 7h
#BookshopsInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame Waterstones for elephants
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 11h
Tom Bruise
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Lord of the ear rings.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'They're disappointed because they couldn't go to see the hanging, that's what it is. I'm too busy to take them. and Tom won't be back from work in time.' 'Why can't we go and see the hanging?' roared the boy in his huge voice. 'Want to see the hanging! Want to see the hanging!' Orwell in the US
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Furniture warehouse lost a great salesman when they were forced to let him go.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wonder if Melania told him Baron was Super Insemination.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Clacton flasher identified.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's clutching at straws. If you'll pardon the expression.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Missing out on the rubbish this morning was a spot of luck though.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kemi has made it clear that the Tory party conference is in need of a bit of a lift this year. A whole lift would be too big but they won't all fit in a phone box.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I'm not centre forward I'm taking my ball and going home.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Selling England by the bitcoin.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForStorytelling Saga-doo
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForStorytelling The curious Use case of Benjamin Button.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tech companies right on board here:-
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Acronym created by the State Terminology Department.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#DrivingInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame Automatic for the people.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#DrivingInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame The Satanic reverses.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#ToysOrGamesInFilmsAndSongs I can't get used to losing Clue.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Has he pardoned any rapists yet? It's hard to keep track.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForSoft I wanna be erected.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An early goat story for Halloween?
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MethodsInASongOrMovie I feel Stanislav
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thought Cling-ons liked cloaking devices.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a teen I remember having to grab the ball and clear out of Cofton Hackett when Longbridge staged mass walkouts. My dad, shop steward, used to say that when Thatcher walked into number 10 the unions held the door open for her. Burnham seems smart enough to avoid both extremes. Best of luck to him.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForExtra The Rocky Road to Doubling.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's official when Super Intelligence says it is, apparently.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has it changed on Google maps yet?
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#postavampire Post a vampire
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Best title for a country song I've heard for a while.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForBeingWise Sage coach
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#InformationInASongOrMovie Library fields for ever.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ban Balaclava Brits
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#InformationInASongOrMovie The Real Macaw (Because it's got lots of parrotty bits) I'll get my coat...
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#InformationInASongOrMovie PowerPoint to the people
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WorldRiversInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame Mekong plains for Nigel
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WorldRiversInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame Your Tyney hand is frozen
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WorldRiversInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame I did it Medway
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WorldRiversInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame Kwai-ing over you.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cat chess is so much more complex than the human version.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was it Wallace and Gromitt?
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only in a squid roe diner.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
First night of autumn .
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