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Soy la de los chistes malos, la de las medias de red y la de los cuchillos. Autista, croquetera y un poco vampiresa. Tengo la libido más alta que el coche de Carrero Blanco. No vine buscando curro, pero me llevé un Poturro.
!["wait, it's all scratched?"
"always has- has- has- has- has- ha"
[Meme based on the "Always Has Been" template: two astronauts in space where the Earth is replaced by a scratched optical disc, with one astronaut aiming a handgun at the other from behind.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreidouitygovblrt34nva67bdrwpdc4imbwjrnjtedp7mv4rdolko6y)
!["Attempting to glue Vampire teeth to my pumpkin was an extremely bad idea."
[Photo of a carved jack-o'-lantern with triangular eyes and plastic vampire fangs attached to a round mouth opening with dripping hot glue.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreibdwprrjgkerseatcv7xfuy6wpb6jiumibxozu7ny67gssl3hweje)
!["Molotov Cockatiel"
[Photo of a cockatiel standing against a white background with a flame edited in place of its head crest.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreibslp45ctznf5o374o4dkrm3temnhjmcjjxbizwtfhc3wxwl26lou)
