Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The guy openly ran his trial to ensure the death penalty to become a martyr. Let's roll him out there in his wheel chair and shoot him on live TV 🙄. 1221
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm thankful to be in one of the states that uses the Missouri Plan. Which, to paraphrase the old saying, "Is the worst system of selecting judges except all the other forms that have been tried." 000
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Seth Rogan tried to educate the public on this issue in Superbad. We didn't learn. 010
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I got three quotes for a simple mini split install this summer. They told me the time estimate and labor came out to be 8-10X what I charge as a lawyer lol. I did it myself and it took me 3-4X as long, but now when friends come over we can look up at the unit and do King of the Hill grunts. 120
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think that last part is the thing. I just looked back at the top 5 of the year for 2025. I've only heard #3 and #5. The monoculture is gone (and that's probably ok!) Also everyone on this website is 38, we used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" is!static.klipy.comGrampa Simpson's Stern WarningALT: Grampa Simpson's Stern Warning 000
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The person needs to provide the cougars constant IV fluids or they cease to exist. The fluids cost the person millions of dollars. This analogy is a little strained... 010
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yeah, it may have taken Walter until the finale to understand he was the villain, but the viewer should have seen him as an antihero at best by the second episode, and clearly as a villain by the end of S2. I mean he's listed as one of the examples of a villain protagonist on the wiki article!en.wikipedia.orgProtagonist - Wikipedia 210
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We're in a Country Music Renaissance and people are in the comments making Beer Truck Jeans Girl jokes like it's a peak 2015 Bro-Country Song. 010
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Better do a once around the house to make sure all the gutters and downspouts are working right. Make time to pause, look up and say "mmhmmp." 000
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026go full Musk "we have created AI God" to explain. 101
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I would very much agree that it's not important here! There's absolutely amazing work being done on this frontier more along the lines of "we built a superpowered pattern recognition tool that's connecting dots in human knowledge that no human has been able to connect" that doesn't require us to 100
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026First time and thinking there are tiny people inside. 000
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It is clear: They're not doing logic gate calculations like a GPU is. Neurons have this wild analog thing going on. And the results of LLM outputs are completely explicable without consciousness! There's no need to add that layer, and doing so kind of feels like someone watching TV for the 100
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The mechanisms are so different that there should be a pretty incredible burden to show consciousness. I know I said this elsewhere in the thread, but the mechanism of a GPU is closer to a book or a door lock than it is a butterfly. We don't know exactly why neurons do what they do, but 100
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Of course it could arise elsewhere. But unlike consciousness that arises from neurons, we understand very well what GPUs are doing, and there's not really a more plausible explanation for how that could lead to consciousness than there is that a typewriter could if you could just type 10000x faster. 100
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I wouldn't expect a book to become conscious even if it had more words than there are atoms in the galaxy. 110
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don't think you need a 'divine spark' to say organisms and computers are fundamentally different things, doing completely different things, with hardware that does different things. Like at a very fundamental level an LLM is closer to a really long choose your own adventure book than a honey bee. 130
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Well then we're back here lol. Idk how something that isn't conscious could understand anything. If we're using "understand" not to mean "a mind that is thoroughly familiar with the character of X," but "incorporates X with other input to create Y," then... I guess the calculator does understand 2. 000
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 It can make a calculation that has never been made before. Which isn't quite the same thing as making a new number. 100
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A calculator can easily create a sum that's never been created before. I don't think there's any reason only humans would be capable of understanding. But "understanding" with its common use would imply consciousness, and consciousness (or understanding) doesn't seem relevant to 310
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026(Yes, this is simplified, but they're all math, which computers have done from the beginning) We can acknowledge that they can do incredible things without unnecessarily anthropomorphizing them. 200
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I don't see how it follows from that that the computer now "understands" anything. Computers have been doing incomprehensibly complex math pretty much from the beginning. The heart of LLMs themselves is a randomized algorithm, just more incredibly complex math. 110
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Why is that necessary? A calculator doesn't need to understand 2 to tell me 2+3=5. This whole thread might come down to "what are we using 'understand'" to mean here? 130
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comDrax the Destroyer Eating a SnackAlt: Drax the Destroyer about to get an interception because he mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still ... that he becomes invisible to the eye ... 010
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Like, neurons and computer chips are just doing fundamentally different things, and all consciousness we've seen has come from neurons. Why are we assuming that logic gates doing math will make consciousness if the math gets complex enough? But I'm just some idiot, not a computer doctor. 010
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The "is the software of an LLM sophisticated enough to be conscious?" question also often skips past the "Is the hardware computers run on sufficient to become conscious?" which kind of seems like the bigger question to me. 100
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ricketts is unpopular in Nebraska (10 points underwater the last I saw). He's been around state politics over a decade and got into the Senate through... Questionable means. He's a much better foil for the story Osborn's trying to tell than Fischer was, on top of the national environment. 010
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026That was the crushing thing. It was a bourbon barrel aged breakfast stout. I make sure to carry a bottle opener on my keychain now out of respect. 151
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I tried this once and ended up with half the beer on the floor. I'm not even a Manhattan lawyer! 140
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026That was quite the read.en.wikipedia.orgScott Presler - Wikipedia 0120
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mazda, too. Small screen for navigation, but audio and temperature is all buttons and knobs. 010
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A running joke in the Paradox community is when you have 1,000 hours in a game, you've completed the tutorial. I've played so so many hours in these games (HOI4 is my favorite, but Europa Universalis and Stellaris too) and I still learn new things every game. 1100
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026resources so the underlying data was accurate, and the formulas all worked. 011
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The work one was straightforward enough it was pretty easy to check. Just tedious, rolling individual monthly data into group annual data. The hobby one was creating a homebrew beer recipe calculator that included databases of grain and hop stats. It pulled those from publicly available club 111
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The spreadsheet build angle is pretty neat. I had ideas for two massive spreadsheets in the back of my mind for a while, one for work, one for a hobby. I knew I could do them, but it would take hours of manual formula entry so I never started. Went from idea to final in about five minutes w claude. 200
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Dear Theodosia made it into my work playlist once shortly after my first was born and my much too short paternity leave was over. "IT'S NOTHING JEANINE SHUT THE DOOR." 0140
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Are you spending much resources to keep Africa, or is that a "we'll come back for that later" kind of thing? 110
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"We don't need to do dumb socialist stuff." "Well were you aware that Trump does dumb socialist stuff?" This is not the burn you think it is 😂 0100
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Personally my quick and dirty rule has been "are you asking it to replace your brain, or your fingers?" If it's the former, that's not gonna end well. The latter has a lot of upside. "Next gen word processor/search engine/ctrl+F," etc. Also building spreadsheets or simple Google Scripts. 240
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Your state's Legal Aid probably has a renter's rights guide. Feed it that and it'll be less likely to tell you something silly! 030
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Well, obviously that's a better definition.static.klipy.comWell, ObviouslyALT: Well, Obviously 010
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Is that any different from the one above? Profit maximizing is a premise of the laws of supply and demand. 200
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026That's probably a little too much complexity for a calculator. Most of the options in the above calculator are actual congressional proposals that have been scored by the CBO. 010
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Can I be mean and ask you to make a more accurate definition of capitalism in the length of two to three skeets? 200
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is decent.crfb.orgDebt Fixer | Committee for a Responsible Federal BudgetDebt Fixer 200
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Your team's punter:static.klipy.comMichael Scott Shocked Happy ReactionALT: Michael Scott Shocked Happy Reaction 110
Jeff of the Corn @nejeff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I obviously understand all those things in depth, but in case someone else stumbles on this thread, is the takeaway "things are mostly fine?" 010