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Neil Scully

@neilscully.bsky.social
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He/him. TV geek. Autistic. Sometimes do a bit of acting. Friend of Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia. 📍 Manchester

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If they do them for this Christmas,buy an individual chocolate gronk as these never weigh right so she'll have to come over for that. And move your bag slightly off the scale so it triggers her to come over.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hear me out: the bailiff with the stammer on Call the Bailiffs.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joanne McNally thicker than a Boxing Day turd. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I swear you can't walk 50 metres in Manchester without getting a whiff of someone's fucking spliff. Gonna end up with the munchies at this rate.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
18 pages of waffle on Sabrina Washington's stories
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Ross Geller Rachel Green 18 Pages Rant
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The last live TV show I watched which had 3 presenters. #Strictly
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A soup with two of my favourite things.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm sure I saw a sex toy called Pleasure Pals for sale in Clone Zone.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally a new Sugababes album.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The way I did this show in Primary school and know all the colours in order still and NOW THAT SONG IS IN MY FUCKING HEAD!
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Homobloc is like the gay version of a Sharesave. Spend money on a ticket then try flogging it and hope to get the money back or a small profit.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New Ed Sheeran album
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And that's just about the customers
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ablisa have withdrawn as Ed Sheeran's support act in solidarity with Macklemore.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not quite the blow your nose off kick of Brannigans but close enough M&S
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Like most of them have actual photos of themselves in the 80s, already going by their real age and not their Grindr age.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well that's 2 housewives done so hopefully this Queen will be next.
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Desperate Housewives Bree with a Gun
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Aldi Middle Aisle really sells everything.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If someone needed AI for their performance it'd be this talentless bint.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller is one of the best I've read this year.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Had a dream about shopping for lightbulbs last night and I think it's the first time I've bored myself awake.
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Kermit Say What
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Woman Plays Fetch with Dog at Park
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Slimming World consultants getting really creative with ways to boost their membership.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Of course (though I am from Wales!)
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Darren loves gunge! Absolute filth.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Had omelette for dinner the last 3 nights. Channeling this icon.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Is that some twink you've met?
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Auditors Influencers 🤝 Cunts with cameras
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Casa BevTron
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
YouTube really needs to do away with all this shite. "Died of Ghost"
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I hope there was an ad lib of "Help is on the way dear"
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
All those prisoners with hidden phones busted.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That fucking alert.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gonna tell my kids this was the partial eclipse.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me relaying my experience of the eclipse.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bonnie Tyler's estate collecting all the residuals from people streaming Total Eclipse of the Heart tonight.
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Donald Duck: Money Money Money
ALT: Donald Duck: Money Money Money
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The blood running from her mouth at the end is so fucking camp.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Faye catching strays there.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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George Takei's Oh My Reaction
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Why did I read that in Whitney's voice a la the opening line in "How Will I know"
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If my boss tries to give me another project in this heat.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Dealing with this heat by freezing a bottle of water so I can twat the next boomer who says "Well we didn't complain about the hot weather in 1976"
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ice cream tub: Serves 8. Me:
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Jan Brady Says 'Sure, Jan.'
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Didn't realise he worked with Pink.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My work attire for the heat wave this week.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
MmmBop is twenty nine.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Twinks getting their Monzo wrapped in December.
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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Dirty Dancing remake looks interesting.
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