Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If they do them for this Christmas,buy an individual chocolate gronk as these never weigh right so she'll have to come over for that. And move your bag slightly off the scale so it triggers her to come over. 110
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hear me out: the bailiff with the stammer on Call the Bailiffs. 130
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Joanne McNally thicker than a Boxing Day turd. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #TheCelebrityTraitors 230
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I swear you can't walk 50 metres in Manchester without getting a whiff of someone's fucking spliff. Gonna end up with the munchies at this rate. 030
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 30/09/202618 pages of waffle on Sabrina Washington's storiesstatic.klipy.comRoss Geller Rachel Green 18 Pages RantALT: Ross Geller Rachel Green 18 Pages Rant 100
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The last live TV show I watched which had 3 presenters. #Strictly 241
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm sure I saw a sex toy called Pleasure Pals for sale in Clone Zone. 000
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The way I did this show in Primary school and know all the colours in order still and NOW THAT SONG IS IN MY FUCKING HEAD! 210
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Homobloc is like the gay version of a Sharesave. Spend money on a ticket then try flogging it and hope to get the money back or a small profit. 170
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ablisa have withdrawn as Ed Sheeran's support act in solidarity with Macklemore. 040
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Not quite the blow your nose off kick of Brannigans but close enough M&S 380
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Like most of them have actual photos of themselves in the 80s, already going by their real age and not their Grindr age. 030
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Well that's 2 housewives done so hopefully this Queen will be next.static.klipy.comDesperate Housewives Bree with a GunALT: Desperate Housewives Bree with a Gun 020
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If someone needed AI for their performance it'd be this talentless bint. 010
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller is one of the best I've read this year. 000
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Had a dream about shopping for lightbulbs last night and I think it's the first time I've bored myself awake.static.klipy.comKermit Say WhatALT: Kermit Say What 0110
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 30/08/2026static.klipy.comWoman Plays Fetch with Dog at ParkALT: Woman Plays Fetch with Dog at Park 110
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Slimming World consultants getting really creative with ways to boost their membership. 020
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Had omelette for dinner the last 3 nights. Channeling this icon. 190
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 21/08/2026YouTube really needs to do away with all this shite. "Died of Ghost" 130
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I hope there was an ad lib of "Help is on the way dear" 020
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Gonna tell my kids this was the partial eclipse. 0100
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Bonnie Tyler's estate collecting all the residuals from people streaming Total Eclipse of the Heart tonight.static.klipy.comDonald Duck: Money Money MoneyALT: Donald Duck: Money Money Money 0111
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The blood running from her mouth at the end is so fucking camp. 000
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 10/07/2026static.klipy.comGeorge Takei's Oh My ReactionALT: George Takei's Oh My Reaction 000
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Why did I read that in Whitney's voice a la the opening line in "How Will I know" 110
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 08/07/2026If my boss tries to give me another project in this heat. 020
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Dealing with this heat by freezing a bottle of water so I can twat the next boomer who says "Well we didn't complain about the hot weather in 1976" 3172
Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Ice cream tub: Serves 8. Me:static.klipy.comJan Brady Says 'Sure, Jan.'ALT: Jan Brady Says 'Sure, Jan.' 0170