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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I swear you can't walk 50 metres in Manchester without getting a whiff of someone's fucking spliff. Gonna end up with the munchies at this rate.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The last live TV show I watched which had 3 presenters. #Strictly

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A soup with two of my favourite things.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Homobloc is like the gay version of a Sharesave. Spend money on a ticket then try flogging it and hope to get the money back or a small profit.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ablisa have withdrawn as Ed Sheeran's support act in solidarity with Macklemore.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Not quite the blow your nose off kick of Brannigans but close enough M&S

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Aldi Middle Aisle really sells everything.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Had a dream about shopping for lightbulbs last night and I think it's the first time I've bored myself awake.

Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Slimming World consultants getting really creative with ways to boost their membership.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Had omelette for dinner the last 3 nights. Channeling this icon.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Auditors Influencers 🤝 Cunts with cameras

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

YouTube really needs to do away with all this shite. "Died of Ghost"

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Gonna tell my kids this was the partial eclipse.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Me relaying my experience of the eclipse.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Bonnie Tyler's estate collecting all the residuals from people streaming Total Eclipse of the Heart tonight.

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Donald Duck: Money Money Money

ALT: Donald Duck: Money Money Money

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If my boss tries to give me another project in this heat.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Dealing with this heat by freezing a bottle of water so I can twat the next boomer who says "Well we didn't complain about the hot weather in 1976"

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My work attire for the heat wave this week.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Twinks getting their Monzo wrapped in December.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Dirty Dancing remake looks interesting.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

UK weather latest: Person actually sweats their tits off.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Twinks on holiday with their older boyfriend.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Oh Mary! announcing yet another gay icon in the role.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

"Leave it. She's not worth it." L'Oréal models fighting with non-L'Oréal models.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

How this guy is seen as a great businessman I'll never know. Thicker than a Boxing Day turd.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Alex Polizzi looking through the hotel breakfast menu knowing she will be ordering Marmite on toast and 2 poached eggs like she always does.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Nadine Coyle pretending to look for her passport (2001)

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

"We listen but we don't judge" Me listening and very much judging:

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Having these filthy things for breakfast.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Me: I'm gonna be good and just have one biscuit with my cuppa today. The biscuit:

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Rumours of Trump being taken to hospital...

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Shocker that a few days after the PM talks about better unity with the EU given the shit show of cosying up to Trump, the right are suddenly bashing the EU again about labels for marmalade. It's bendy bananas take 2. Exhausting.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Had a great first morning as BBC's HR Head of Conduct.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

And what does "sacked for personal conduct" actually mean

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Me when I hear a Steps song playing.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

If I ended up in the local paper for being in a queue for a new Savers store I'd never leave the house again.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

This £5 note debate is just ridiculous. Can we just find a fat racist otter to put on there to replace Churchill and appease the far right wankers?

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Every pancake day I lament the loss of the best restaurant in Manchester.

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Neil Scully @neilscully.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Gonna tell my kids this was Ilya and Shane from Heated Rivalry. #Gladiators

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