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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers

@neilchambers.bsky.social
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They/he Rabid writer Lover of frogs Autistic AI losers get lost

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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 7h
Black-eyes Susans cheering up a dreary day #BloomScrolling 🌿 🌱
Yellow flowers with 6-8 petals and dark brown centers against a blurry backdrop of green leaves. They’re very cheerful.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 5h
I've been on that end before (thankfully not for a long time),and it is always awkward to have to say 'what do you mean you're attracted to me?, We had a good thing going, why do you want to make it weird by being romantic about it?'
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 5h
Currently reading The Well of Loneliness by Radclyffe Hall. Big fan of the scene where Martin confesses his love to Stephen, and she's so taken aback and horrified that she immediately runs off. As a demi-romantic, I relate to that on a deep level. #Readingcommunity
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Once I was stood in line for 221B Baker Street, and an American in front of me spent like 20 minutes explaining National Lampoons to a Chinese woman. She didn't say a word, whether due to language barrier or just trying to be polite. The guy was chill but probably a bit clueless.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Parachuting in 😂
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Tom Mead @tommeadauthor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Update on my book launch for THE LAMP IN THE WINDOW: it's now happening at Bearded Badger Books in Derby at 1pm on October 31st. Huge thanks to Paul for hosting, and every copy comes with a drink voucher for Replenish next door! Come along, buy a spooky book, and enjoy Lucy's award-winning coffee!
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Too...many...packing...boxes
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why does that look like the poster for a Netflix true crime doc
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
its that time again
cover of MY NEIGHBOR'S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring a ladybuck on the left smilin and on the right is a big old lesbian skeleton they are in a suburban neighborhood
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The PO has its own prosecution powers, for some reason, so they could bypass standard CPS procedure and have innocent people tried for crimes the PO couldn't prove they'd committed.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Currently reading The Post Office Scandal and Me by Jo Hamilton. I knew a but about the Horizon scandal going in, but it's truly so much worse than I imagined. Mass scale gaslighting, auditors going into people's houses and taking their possessions, selling their homes it's crazy. #bookcommunity
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unstoppable force (fraudster) meets immovable object (nathan fielder)
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Hari Conner @haridraws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it’s the book birthday of I Shall Never Fall in Love tomorrow! I recently realised there's a big preview readable online that I never posted here 👀 I love when you can actually see GN interiors, & wanted to make the preview easy findable here without having to trawl through amazon #books #isnfil
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Call me The Guy Who DID Like Musicals
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh so trump discovered streaming
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What's happening there now 😭
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🌾Beau Van Dalen | Author, 30+ Novels 💕 @beauvandalen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An important message about my trans BL books and the future of my books, I need your help. ❤️🏳️‍⚧️⤵️ Here's where you can help me continue to make these stories and get a bunch of BL books in return: patreon.com/beaustories/ Thank you for reading. ❤️ Art by: spunkyscribbles
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To give pigeons credit, they evolved to make their nests on cliffsides, where the rock base did most of the work, and the twigs acted more as a barrier to stop the eggs from rolling.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'll never forget the time someone made the mistake of posting in R/Formula1: 'what's your favourite race?' It made it to the front page and everything
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You really get his with absolute emotional devastation, and then with 40 pages to go, the book's like 'here's a guy called Soaphead, he's a charlatan, here's his entire life story.'
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yesterday I finished reading The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison. I'm not sure how I feel about it, but I admire what Morrison set out to do. I also do love that it's barely 200 pages and she still fits like 5 character backstories in there #readingcommunity
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's that smell. That smelly smell, that smells...smelly.
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Snowy Egret strutting the brown carpet. It’s a #BirdSupermodel! #BirdOfTheDay #birds 🌿
A gorgeous white egret walks on mud with one yellow foot held up like it’s wearing golden slippers.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One year they made them make guacamole with unripe avocados.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not to brag, but I complained about #Goodreads not having half stars Once and now they're rolling it out so,, You're welcome 💅Clearly this was just my input.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tbh if it's this or Cocomelon, then I'll choose this. They just can't let RTD write for it because he would absolutely traumatise a new generation😂
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My boring guess is that it's a private collection or rare and old books that belongs to a celebrity or rich git, and the NDA may be to prevent the books from being digitised publicly My exciting guess is some occult, magic stuff. I'd genuinely apply if it wasn't in London.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can't stop thinking about our latest Google review
A Google review with five stars. It says "I’ve never been so amazed by a place before, This and Puregym are tied first place"
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to read a literary analysis of a classic novel and it was clearly written with AI. #Readingcommunity
Skeleton sat on bench
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very rude of my lamp to break a week before I move (it's my fault)
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In one conversation, my dad went from complaining about how how it is (20c! In October!! In the UK!!!), to complaining about how the temperature is going to drop, and how we need a really warm autumn to offset the bad winter we're due. If only those two things were related at all.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I always shake mine. Once i had a coffee in Euston waterstones, and I had to be like 'excuse me but this drink is sour.' They made me another one and it was still bad.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's already setting at 6.30 here 🥲
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Legally Blonde is such a hit or miss musical, but Whipped Into Shape goes so unbelievably hard. A song about exercise doesn't need to be that intense but it is.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well that's my evening sorted.
A screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail showing an episode of Pawn Stars, as being pay to watch,
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did they think I'd put some individually stocked, ceramic plates in my bag and walk around with them clinking about. What's the returns policy on a plate that broke because they sold it raw-dog. Thanks for reading my silly rant. Plates made it home safe.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bought some Very Fragile plates the other day, and I got to the till and asked for bubble wrap, and the woman was like 'oh, well we have a little bit. You can have it, I guess.' Like, they had NOTHING else. No newspaper, nothing. Not to sound like a Karen but what else was I expected to do.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here's my review of The Spirit Bares Its Teeth by @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social on #Goodreads It's a wonderful, dark look into an alternate Victorian society, with an autistic trans main character that I loved. #Readingcommunity
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The Spirit Bares Its Teeth
Mors vincit omnia. Death conquers all. London, 1883. T…
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/10/2026
“It was a long time ago” “it was a one time thing” “it’s clear he feels remorse” “it’s not worth ruining his whole life over something like this” “what if what he did wasn’t even that bad” “people deserve second chances” these are the same defenses every victim hears about their abuser. every time
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/10/2026
It’s honestly really triggering for me that once again, in the aftermath of people finding out a man who is a beloved public figure committed sex crimes in his past, the conversation has to immediately shift into how and when the guy can return to the status quo he was in
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh no a log in from a new device. And that device is my phone? My one and only phone that I and I alone use to log in several times every single day? And the geographical location is my house you say? Thank you so much for warning me I will contact interpol
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can't remember if it was an iheart podcast, but i had to stop listening to a true-crime- adjacent one (think bank robberies and fraud) because they started shilling for crypto. Weird times.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my actual prediction is they'll bring loki back for 5 minutes and kill him again.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jumpscare Cat
Alt: Jumpscare Cat
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every other YT advert is is an AI company BEGGING me to use their product. I hope the bubble bursts soon because, if nothing else, it's really annoying.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I keep getting this chatgpt yotuube advert where a woman is staring down at a front-facing camera, eating a burger. How is this meant to convince me to use AI.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🫂 had to call in an emergency for a wild fox a while ago. I was fine until it was over, then i was very much not fine.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The water company did that, and kept telling me I was using too much water, and then after faffing around they were like 'yeah, that's based on an old reading' (what I'd already told them) and the actual bill was way cheaper.
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Adrian Chiles has discovered The Pitt. This is not a drill.
I have a new favourite medical drama – and now I want to have a nasty accident in Pittsburgh
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The Pitt is on a different level – it’s not so much like watching drama as being in one
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Neil 'Full Time Spectre' Chambers @neilchambers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching #GBBO Noel telling Danni 'You're not like anyone else, and that's why you're great' is making me emotional.
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