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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Today, Gemini is both giving the wrong answer and then walking through getting the right answer and saying it was a "classic trick question" that has used a glitch "over the years"
Gemini (answering the question "how many p's are in the word Google"

"there are 2 "p"s in the word Google.
G-O-O-G-L-E
Wait, let's look at the letters carefully

...

There are actually 0 "p"s in Google!  It's a classic trick question made famous by a few AI glitches over the years."
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This was a wild ride through Hallucination-ville.
I followed up and asked where the letter "p" occurred in the word "google".

Gemini said there were none and that there were zero.

I asked why it thought there were 2 previously.

It stated that it confused the word Google with the parent company Alphabet which clearly contains two Ps as it is mistakenly called "Alphabetpos" or "Alphapet" and then corrected itself again to say there was only one "p" in Alphabet.
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"I am not a number!" But, yeah, 6 all day every day.
Screenshot from the TV Show "The Prisoner" with Patrick McGoohan's character, "Number 6" wearing a badge with the number 6 on it.
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
When you give information to someone as insecure and self-absorbed as Trump, they just *have* to play "I know something you don't! even if it's incredibly important that the "something" be kept secret. The US would be far more secure if no one told him anything. Trump needs to be an Eddie Belcher.
Far Side comic with a man in a fancy uniform sitting at a desk in an opulent office with a large portrait of himself on the wall.  Two people in lab coats have just entered the room and one of them is saying:

"Sorry, your Highness, but your're really not the dictator of Ithuvania, a small European republic. In fact, there is no Ithuvania. The hordes of admirers, the military parades, this office -- we faked it all as an experiment in human psychology. In fact, your highness, your real name is Edward Belcher, you're from Long Island, New York, and it's time to go home, Eddie."
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
It took me way too long to recognize the actual look, though. Phil Collins singing "Jesus He Knows Me" in the music video.
Screenshot of Phil Collins of the band Genesis singing "Jesus he Knows Me" from the music video, wearing an orange-yellow suit with a smarmy televangelist hairdo.
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Seriously? All the facial expressions he could have gone for and he went with "Doctor Evil but too lazy to raise a pinky to his mouth?"
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
100% perfect image selection. No notes, ABC. Keep up the good work.
ABC News story about a beached whale being euthanized but with a photo of Donald Trump.
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Yup. About 4" here.
Merry and Pippin second breakfast meme

Caption "we've had two winters, yes, but what about third winter?"
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Artist: bsky.app/profile/pizz...
Comic from Pizza Cake
Panel 1:  Today we're going to learn about insurance!
Panel 2:  Hey, insurance, I am injured and need some of that money I gave you in case I get injured.
Panel 3:  Person in top hat in front of bags of money:  "No"
Panel 4:  And that's how insurance works!
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I absolutely think that Elon Musk is the one person on this planet worthy of petting the fluffy cows. He's an exception and should try this immediately, preferably after yelling loudly at them to assert his obvious super alpha mega-male uber-dominance. Us mere mortals can't, but surely he can.
National Park Service sign with a man being thrown by a bison with the caption "Don't Pet The Fluffy Cows", "Think Safety, Act Safely" and "National Park Service"
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
In Sickbay of Voyager:
EMH:  Computer!  Seal the sickbay doors.
EMH:  That should buy me at least 25 minutes, long enough for security to get here.
Muffled voice through door:  This is the LockPickingLawyer and what I have for you today is a Starfleet issue Model 9 cabin door that's found primarily on the new Intrepid-class ships...
EMH [quietly]:  oh, fuck me
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Post from Janel Comeau

Companies: we are committed to working towards a greener future

Also companies: hi I know your entire job can be done from your couch but we really need you to go back to idling in traffic 10 times per week because Brian needs to time your bathroom breaks to feel alive
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Basically the actual members of the LGBTQIA+ community who are MAGA Republicans (mostly the "LGB without the remaining letters" crowd, or people who really hate who they really are, or people who haven't read the Martin Niemöller poem)
Adam Ellis comic.  Guy in a red cap taking to a gay guy wearing an LGB without T shirt and holding a rainbow "Gays Against Drag Queens" sign. 

Cap Guy: we did it! We finally outlawed all the trans people and drag queens!  Thanks for your help!
Gay Guy: happy to be of service!  So who are we going after next. 
CG: [stares at GG with a slight smile]
GG: I said who's next? 
CG: [same exact fixed stare]
GG: who...
Final panel: [CG continues his fixed stare at GG with the same exact smile]
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Source: cagle.com
Cartoon depicting a couple wearing "Trump" and "MAGA" clothing.

Wife: "they cut our social security and Medicare! Trump's tariff have caused massive inflation! Remember when we were upset about the price of eggs?"

Husband: "it's getting more and more expensive to own the libs"
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Actually, in retrospect, it's highly doubtful that Oswalt found it from the original source at all. He likely saw it, saw there was an attribution on it, and posted it because it's a good meme. The reason it was put in a flat text format like that was that it was originally a set of tweets.
Excerpt of part of a post from Twitter/X user "iamragesparkle" from July 8, 2020 saying "And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now.  And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM.  So you have to shut them down."
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer meme.  Caption: deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable.
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Truly a heartwarming story...
Image captioned "It's time to bring my holiday meme back"
Picture is of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer with text reading "deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable"
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Joke meme.  A group of people in white lab coats looking at a screen with a caption that reads: Hallmark Researchers Say They Are Close to Developing a Second Movie Plot.
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
That goes for everyone, though younger ladies probably have impostor syndrome more often due to systemic discrimination so addressing them specifically in this is appropriate.
Image of post from an unknown social media from a user called niniandthebrain that reads:  Young lady, after these cabinet appointments, don't you dare suffer from imposter syndrome.
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Sorry. This is what I see
Image showing the "thumbnail" Fieryirie is looking to have me see is a "login to Instagram" link.
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Image of all-white M&Ms with caption: Mars has relented and will now add an alpha male M&M.  They're all-white, extra bitter, and will melt down when mixed with multi-colored M&Ms.
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Nate from Maine @neight.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
It gets better. The restaurant is now saying that "80%" of his bill was his bar tab. Maybe David needs to skip the avocado toast occasionally if he wants that fifth whiskey...
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