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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 07/09/2026
Didn’t realize they gave him a last name too
A sticker book titled “Grogu Stickers”
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 24/08/2026
I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.
A cartoon character who looks very similar to beloved character Ziggy, but looks cruel and has a big "W" on his shirt
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 28/07/2026
Nothing gold can stay.
A screenshot from The Ham Button website:

‘If you'd like to use The Ham Button in its standalone form, feel free to visit it from any HTML5 compatible browser either on Desktop or Mobile at:
http://TheHamButton.com.
I am also embedding The Ham Button here for your enjoyment:
"code": "not_found",
"status": 404’
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 08/07/2026
Had you asked me this morning if my three-month-old kitten could get into the basement, climb up the walls, squeeze between the floor joists, and then fall into an unfinished crawlspace containing only a creepy basket, I would have said “No.” And yet,
A kitten trapped in a dark and empty crawlspace containing only a creepy basket, which he sat in
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 26/06/2026
They have a whole room here where you can watch your fingers and your hands get crushed up by gears
A warning placard on a door, with a graphic depicting a hand being crushed between gears 
“CAUTION
WATCH YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR HANDS”
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 02/06/2026
Do you ever find notes you’ve written to yourself but you have no context
“Toothpaste but for your other bones.”
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 30/05/2026
A few years ago I did illustrations for a board game called Robotopia and today received a deluxe copy. They did this thing up *nice* with gold foil and just generally all-around beautiful production quality. It is a joy to behold. Unfortunately I cannot play it as I have no friends.
The game board unfolded with cards, cubes and pieces strewn about The front of the game box featuring four robots cowering in the shadow of the Master Robot Shiny metal card back and metal battery tokens that are very satisfying to clink around
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 15/05/2026
The actual candy is Werther’s Originals. But this one is derived from that one
A bag of Werther’s Original candies
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 13/05/2026
GUY EATING CANDY: this candy reminds me of something…

GUY (looks at bag, sees it is labeled “Werther’s Derivative”): oh
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 30/04/2026
Meatball is willing to share his big stick if she wants
My dog with a giant branch in his mouth
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 27/04/2026
Save Us, Tornado Man
TOWNSPERSON: Oh no! A tornado is going to destroy the town! Help us, Tornado Man!

TORNADO MAN: Never fear! I'll simply use my Mastery of the Winds to create an ANTI-TORNADO, spinning the opposite direction, to completely negate the original tornado!

TOWNSPERSON (obscured): Won't the anti-tornado destroy the town too?
TORNADO MAN: What?

TOWNSPERSON (obscured): Won't the anti-tornado destroy the town too?!?
TORNADO MAN (obscured): I can't hear you!!!
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 24/04/2026
An excerpt from the Cool Anthony Chronicles, Volume One: The Cowboy Code
A Curious Sight
...and there, on the street, among the Ford Focuses and Nissan Elantras, was a curious sight: a stage-coach, tethered to a pair of proud horses, one jet black and the other a velvety brown.
"I'll bet your names are Ebony and Mahogany, " Cool
Anthony said.
"Their names are Dumper and Fremp, " grunted the driver.
"Oh, " said Cool Anthony, immediately cancelling his attempt to pet one of the horses. "H-hello, Dumper."
The driver scowled. "That's Fremp!"!
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 13/04/2026
Me, befuddled
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 23/03/2026
Happy to oblige
Mr Caruthers is at his desk at work, grumpy. 

CARUTHERS: I want to go to the beach… but I have to be the boss of work. 

He considers, then gets on the intercom. 

CARUTHERS: attention employees… work will be at the beach today. 

Mr. Caruthers is now at his desk at the beach under a big umbrella, finally happy, forever.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 21/03/2026
Did you all catch my appearance on The Pitt
CAPTION: I have joined the cast of the hit HBO medical drama 'The Pitt'
DR ANTHONY: And that's how you perform an emergency recapitation.

VARIOUS DOCTORS: Good job, Dr. Anthony
What a great doctor
Never seen such a good doctor

OFFSCREEN DOCTOR (offering handshake): I am proud to be your attending doctor, as well as your friend
I respect you

(fades out of the dream, showing real Anthony on a stretcher being pushed by EMTs)

EMT: Patient swallowed two frisbees. Get the frisbee grabbing machine, stat
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 19/03/2026
To my cartoonist friends: SPX appears to have moved to Indianapolis, to this church, next weekend. Who’s tabling
A St Pius X church sign announcing an SPX Senior Fellowship Event. SPX can also mean Small Press Expo. This is very funny, trust me
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 11/03/2026
We have made the difficult decision that it is time to say goodbye to little Todd. He's a good little gremlin but life has taken its toll on him. Please give your own gremlins a treat in his honor (and consider this an invitation to post photos).
A cartoon drawing of a scrungly blonde shih-tzu mix dog named ToddA photo of the Todd himself, caught by surprise and looking up at the camera. He kind of looks like an Ewok here.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 06/03/2026
True Art
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 04/03/2026
I thought they caught that guy
A cardboard box with a logo that says FUGGLER
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 16/12/2025
Self Portrait with Tube
A skull with glasses floating in a tube of purple nutritive goo upon a robotic body with four tentacle-like legs, bobbing back and forth in an idle animation
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 28/11/2025
I’m putting my classic character “Grunbo” into the public domain. Anyone can use Grunbo in their projects and endeavors however they like. I don’t care anymore. I wash my hands of Grunbo!
A cartoon guy with spiky hair and his hands on his hips. His t-shirt has a lightning bolt on it. He looks dumb as heck. This is Grunbo.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 27/11/2025
L from Death Note
Steve Martin holding a phone receiver by the very tippy tips of his fingers
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 26/11/2025
“Thanks” for “giving” me all your dinner suckers!!!!!!!
My dog, who is the color of pumpkin pie, with his tongue out licking his own nose. Like a scooby-doo.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 25/11/2025
I can also do this
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 22/11/2025
Good news. I have discovered my passion in life, and it’s making spinning 3d animated GIFs.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 12/11/2025
True Tales of Dentistry
CAPTION: My first day as a dentist
ME (removing tooth): And there we go! All done.

ASSISTANT: Doctor, that was a load-bearing tooth

(The patient's dead explodes, scattering teeth everywhere)
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 08/11/2025
Sailors' Wisdom
(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom)
REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight."
BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning."

REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on."
BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon."

REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?"

REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow."
BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay."

REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down."

BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book.

REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing.
BEARTATO: Same.

(They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals).

REGINALD: Curse you, sailors
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 30/10/2025
This is what I made for my dog today and he is extremely mad at me
My dog (Meatball) wearing a costume that looks like spaghetti and meatballs. He is very perturbed.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 29/10/2025
Barbecue Law
(Reginald is floating in the air following a scent trail, like Toucan Sam)
BEARTATO: Whoa! What are you doing?

REGINALD: Barbecue law states that if I follow a scent to its grill, the  griller has to give me a hot dog. C'mon!

(Reginald continues floating. Beartato follows along)
REGINALD: Oh boy oh boy!

(They reach the source of the scent. Harrison is on fire.)
REGINALD (disappointed): Awww man!
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 20/10/2025
I’m taking these suckers for all they’re worth
A photo of my phone screen, currently charged to 109%
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 19/10/2025
Ska Music Town
JOSH: Welcome to Ska Music Town, the town where we love ska music above all else!

JOSH: Don't get me wrong. We like other kinds of music too. Sometimes even more than ska music, ha ha!

JOSH: In fact, some of us don't even like ska music at all! So why's it called ska music town?

JOSH: WHY'S IT CALLED SKA MUSIC TOWN?!?
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 26/09/2025
Apologies to @skullmandible.bsky.social
Dennis Reynolds saying “The most cutting thing you can say is ‘who's this clown,’ because of the implications”
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 25/09/2025
What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.
REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally.
BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!"

REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony.
Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right.
BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!"

REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution?
Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you.
BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!"

REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun)
BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 23/09/2025
REGINALD (holding Beartato back as he tries to add salt into a mixing bowl): Beartato, no!!! That’s a *finishing* salt! 
BEARTATO (furious): I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!!
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 22/09/2025
Here is a comic from March 2024 that I forgot to post here, featuring my whimsical characters whose names I also forget
REGINALD: What do you *mean* I'm not charismatic? I *ooze* charisma!

REGINALD (dripping liquid): Look! I'm oozing *right now!*

REGINALD (gesturing to approaching group of people) And it's attracting women from all around!

GROUP OF WOMEN: Do you need a doctor
I'm a doctor
Doctor
Doctor here
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 09/09/2025
Babadook from memory
A drawing of babadook from memory. He’s got a big toothy grin and sunken eyes and wild hair and a top hat. It kind of looks like beetlejuice. Lots to think about.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 03/09/2025
I have always said this. Finally someone agrees with me.
A white Chevy SUV with a rear window sticker reading:
“MILF’N
ain’t easy”
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 31/08/2025
Happy Labor Day. Here’s my dog if he were a Digimon (unrelated)
My dog but he’s a digimon. He’s very beefy (normal) and has all the digimon stuff. A chain around his neck, gross popping veins, a skull tattoo, a ragged ribbon that floats around his tail. He has pants somehow. Just rad as heck.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 22/08/2025
I found a book full of convention jam comics from, judging by the strata of basement storage it was located in, around 2014. I can’t tell who all was responsible for this one. The other jam comics in the book are too filthy for public consumption.
TOASTER: I’m the brave little toaster!

(It ejects toast)

TOAST: I fear the unknown. 

(The toast continues on its trajectory, escaping earth’s orbit and heading towards mars.)

FIVE YEARS LATER:

The toast decapitates a Martian.   THE END!
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 13/08/2025
Like fifteen years ago! A lifetime ago
Plush Beartato in two sizes
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 13/08/2025
At a convention when I first sold the Squishables Beartato Tots, customers could reach into the Mystery Bag to pick a name for their new Beartato. I found the bag and it’s still full of unpicked names.
Slips of paper  with names on them including Fireball, Gurt, Wheelie, Ghost Knife, and Mr. Scream
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 12/08/2025
Trying to organize my storage and I’ve come across my collection of minicomics from SPX and other cons past. This is maybe a third of the whole collection. I miss these days!
Covers of various minicomics by many friends and artists from past conventions. I’m sorry but I don’t have it in me to catalogue every individual title. Covers of various minicomics by many friends and artists from past conventions. I’m sorry but I don’t have it in me to catalogue every individual title. Covers of various minicomics by many friends and artists from past conventions. I’m sorry but I don’t have it in me to catalogue every individual title.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 06/08/2025
Put my dog in Donkey Kong Bananza you cowards
A grotesque amalgam of donkey Kong and my dog meatball with the word BANANA in the background
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 28/07/2025
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have."
I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame?
I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. 
I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? 
I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti.“I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?”
Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!”“It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.”
I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…”
Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.”
His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying.
“No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. 
“It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 07/07/2025
COWBOY WITH LARGE HAT: The law is simple in Cowboy Town. Whoever has the biggest hat gets to be the sheriff.

MAN WITH LOTS OF FRINGES: No! It's whoever has the most fringes!

(the two argue and fight): Hat!
Fringes!
Hat!
Fringes!!

(from off panel): Stop!

MAN WITH VERY LARGE HORSE: Both of you are under arrest
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 26/06/2025
if you're making something called Borf, you can use this as its logo. but if you make a lot of money from whatever Borf is, you have to give me some.
a hand-drawn logo-style graphic reading "BORF"
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 21/06/2025
Why does this soap label look like it should be the first book in a trilogy called “The Ryver of Shaedows”
A bottle of Softsoap hand soap. The label features sliced limes and flowers. Inconsistently bolded text intertwined with the graphics reads “WILD BASIL & LIME”
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 01/06/2025
Doctor: well, mr. henderson, your labs are back, and frankly they're incredible. have you been doing anything differently? diet or exercise?

Mr. “Henderson”: well, doc, i recently came upon a mysterious orb in the woods, obsidian black and colder than ice. dirt would not stick to it, nor would moss grow around it. upon touching it, i left the coil of the mortal world and became something like a human, and yet no longer human.

Doctor: hmmm, yes. we've been seeing that alot
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 26/05/2025
Cowboy Town is now known as Kawaii Town
SHERIFF: Well, it happened. "Anime" has hit Cowboy Town.

SHERIFF: Old Tex got it the worst.

OLD TEX (anime form): PLEASE... SHERIFF... USE "THAT"...!
SHERIFF: I will, Tex... I will.

(Tex closes his eyes as Sheriff cocks his gun)
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 17/05/2025
It’s Friday night. Here’s my dog
A close up of my dog, straight on with 0.5 zoom. His schnozz looks huge. His tongue is out and he’s cute as heck. It’s insane how cute he is.
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