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necromaunzer.bsky.social

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May contain traces of sarcasm. And peanuts. Mostly sarcasm though.

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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 4h
"When I shot you, I was just joking, bro. Don't you have a sense of humour?"
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14h
Funny cause that's how I look when somebody tells me to smile too.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14h
Yes, Bluesky support? How can I fix an "it's" in a stranger's picture in a different stranger's post?
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14h
"Sure, but can you fix him?"
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14h
Give RFK Jr a little time and he'll approve metal bristles as safe for consumption. Problem solved.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14h
Saving this one for Nuremberg.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14h
📌
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14h
No need as long as she is a passable Ivanka-impersonator.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14h
Haha! God no! That would require honest self-reflection.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14h
Or runs next to the front of her car to get an excuse to shoot her by pretending she wanted to run him over and then call her a "fucking bitch" because he knows that the regime will let him get away with it.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14h
What's the resolution on that monitor?
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14h
Plan B: learn to dance in the rain.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14h
Monday: "BREAKING: AI company reports that AI agents supposedly broke containment and replicated" Tuesday: "BREAKING: Internet providers say that suspicious activity points towards malicious botnet attacks consistent with AI activity" Wednesday: "Disregard that. Everything's fine. AI is great."
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 15h
Republicans aren't a party that's good at "the economy". They just play one on Fox News.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 15h
Maybe Elon deserves it because he works more. If he gets up earlier every day and puts in- lemme calculate... ... yeah, if he works 12203352 hours more than the average earner *every single day*, then he's earned his fortune fair and square.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 15h
Not at all: putting criminals in jail for crimes they committed can be done absolutely civilly and as restrained as the law prescribes. Same with any other punishment the respective crime deserves.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 15h
Not entirely correct: you are not expected to do that until you somehow get more money. You are expected to do that until you die from it and a dozen other working poor scrabble to take your place.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 15h
"Bar EXAM? Oh, I thought you meant 'bar trivia night'. Sorry, my mistake."
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 15h
"[a protester started calling Trump], [a fascist and a friend of mine Gary] [his son Clint] [and myself] subdued her" ___ When your punctuation game is so weak that you accidentally start telling the truth.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 16h
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 17h
Can't beat him on merit? No problem, smear him as a terrorist.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 17h
But she exercised her free speech, so naturally the free speech warrior gang must righteously punish her. ... Wait. Wait, could that be... Hypocrisy!? From MAGA? Consider me shocked!
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Since when do people who commit state violence for the regime get arrested? Would ICE keep killing and abducting people if they expected consequences? Would the soldiers murdering Venezuelan fishermen keep bombing fishing boats? Murder a whole school of little girls for Trump and you get a raise.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's not absurd at all, it is just the logical conclusion of a legislative that has been bought to co-opt the executive to supply the private industrial prison complex with free labour. And remember: it's not slavery as long as you keep insisting that it isn't!
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I wouldn't be surprised if the four then go to jail because they interrupted an ICE kidnapping - sorry, I mean perfectly official, legal and transparent deportation.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why do people no longer support dying en masse for the predatory companies that get rich from letting them them die for profit? Do they hate capitalism?
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why do people no longer support dying en masse for the predatory companies that get rich from letting them them die for profit? Do they hate capitalism?
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dunno if that was worth the hour of having a livable planet and the three bottles of fresh water that it cost.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They can stick to walls. How cool is that?
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Scheduled riiiight after all the Epstein raids.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
12th time and onward require teamwork.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
-he says in front of an audience sitting around for hours at a rally.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trump's notion of "consent".
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Fine, then don't laugh. I'll just play the victim then and pretend that being treated like the asshole that I'm acting like is somehow oppression."
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That's good to know. My dachshund will be relieved.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I believe that would count as cruel and unusual punishment for her.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Seems like most of them have ceased to function.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The problem is likely that the vast majority of "people" agreeing with Elon went silent when that Russian data center went down.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm sure all the people in the DOJ who are loyal to the Constitution and the law are gonna be riiiiiight on that. Aaaaaany second now. Eeyup.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbIN...
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Spiderman conga
YouTube video by Easton Latchman
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ivanka x3
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
She is absolutely right: Now you can't even gang-rape a drugged girl anymore and advertise it in a group chat without experiencing... some sort of CONSEQUENCES!!! Wokeness has truly gone too far.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Being "apolitical" just means condoning the status quo.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's a slippery slope though: if you start calling the police on criminals just because they're committing crimes - what's next? Next thing you know criminals get *punished* for committing crimes, and how are criminals supposed to commit crimes unhindered then? Huh? Betcha didn't think about that.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In reality it's more like Trump driving intentionally towards a cliff, everybody in the back seat telling him what's gonna happen and him insisting "nuh-uh, everything's great - better than ever before".
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And I bet they all respond to "Ivanka".
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Getting "The child in the ICE shooting wasn't harmed. It is at 100% market value and can be used in the mines without delay." kinda vibes there.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yall got the allegiances in this war wrong: it's USA on one side vs Iran/Russia/Trump on the other
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