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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 12h
What sort of person doesn’t wish to use the phrase “it’ll cost you 3 hedgehogs” These people are devoid of soul.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
East Cliff giving good skies this evening. No, the cross isn’t on fire.
Dramatic mix of various greys and bright peach clouds in front of a bright blue evening sky… above a dark church, on a cliff, which features a row of white cottages. At the foot of which, the tide is in.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If it’s the greenhouse at no.28 then it is. Old get wouldn’t give me my football back (40yrs ago but that’s not the point etc)
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tbf headline writers will be in the first batch to walk the plank when the time comes.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If Reform had pulled those figures at any point over the last 10yrs all the media ladz would’ve been giving it ‘ooh the people have spoken… government in waiting… etc etc…’ It’s fine, Zack’ll win next one.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ffs we can’t have ^anything^ nice! (We can’t even have an emoji of someone banging their head against a wall in frustration either)
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a tricky call… if I go with the yoghurt… it’s VY, and I’m fine. If it was technically the pomegranate, that was mixed in the yoghurt, then it’s a good job I live on the ground floor. But boy do I need to listen out for any Russian accents 😳
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*looks at British public… oh, oh heck.
static.klipy.com
Boy Asks for More Soup
Alt: Boy Asks for More Soup* (*horseshit)
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I ‘like’ how she manages to constantly end up choosing the completely wrong side of any given argument. Proper skillz. Liking her for any other reason? I’d be worried. Especially for a political pundit 😳
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The original top down GTA’s were ridiculous over the top manic fun. As soon as they went third person, and tried to be gritty n real (and yet beyond ridiculous)… nope nope nope nope nope; on every single level. (Side note: hell yes to Frost Punk)
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can we accept ‘bad things’ happening to Sammy A?… like is that trade-off on the table?…
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That side eye says “and if you get my dreamies order wrong again it’ll be 3 more next weekend too, dickhead” Good boy x
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See yer… see yer American bombers… byyyyyeeee!!!…
Wavey Davey. A simple man wearing a black sweater and a red baseball hat. He also has his eyes sellotaped and fur on the palms of his hands. Look, it made sense back in the 1990’s.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Colin Farrell looking bemused saying “Americans, isn’t it?”

(It usually is)
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He can have it for merch… but I suspect poor lads mind is elsewhere right now
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel bad now for saying “fastest or crashiest” to my Dad at the start of Ollie’s run :-/
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mofo won’t even be able to remember Peter Duncan presenting Blue Peter.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
File under: things that’ll be great and things I can’t get to. Scheiße. Have a cracking night though 👍
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But we want our OWN page link on Wikipedias ‘biggest financial crash years’!!! Yeah, cheers guys.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Integrity? ^takes looonnnng drag from cigarette… we haven’t heard that that in here* (*footy) for a long long time… etc etc etc…
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would be a top tier CV that.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought it was ‘imminent’ not complete… oh well, scheiße! :-/
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lads, look in the glovebox, there might be a tin of travel sweets?!
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The 8-1 is the final legitimate result. A fine way to go out.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That would also be a fantastic track list on a stupidly obscure album.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
…and a rolled up newspaper, from the drivers door… errr and a tin of travel sweets from the glove box!… errrr… Absolutely nowt.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In a fair n just world they’d be playing Sunday League next season… but I’d stick £ on them still being in the Prem. Ho and hum :-/
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Evens Scrumping red derv 7/2 Poaching 8/1 Dogging 5000/1 Actual terrorism
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know the police are busy but that still doesn’t stop reporting crimes like this.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You might need to save that meme in an easily accessible folder for frequent use 😳
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
^grimaces in Wet Wet Wet…
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CJ's Elephant Antics C64 1991 “HAIRYARSEHOLES” Infinite lives
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wakes wakey for the witching hour
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Extra, extra bonus points!
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Deserves every extremely costly turn 8/9 clouting it gets this weekend.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Where is Belgium… What is Belgium… Why is Belgium… I can see where Dutch Owly is going here
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You would think there’d be some policy framework in place (and there generally is) but I’ve been in meetings where creatively bankrupt people have come up with stuff on the fly. Which tells you even more about new build estates.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lousy photo (thanks Apple) but the Gulls are gliding absolutely majestically along the pier, within spitting distance. Obviously all the tourists are ignoring them cause ‘eugh seagulls!’
A juvenile herring gull gliding, frankly fucking majestically, against a sky of, frankly fucking majestic cloudless deep blue. Above a cliff, a wet sandy beach and a low tide.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I once worked in highways at East Yorks… ^everywhere^ had a York Rd etc. It was never once problematic, no siree.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The idea of Basil, arm deep, was a storyline missed 😳
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have they considered offering Labour policies?
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just a desperate attempt to keep up with the Fast n Furious franchise?
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If that Rochemback free-kick hadn’t hit the net it would *still* be in orbit now. Thunderbastard.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
City fans desperately checking out which teams are currently in the GM/Vauxhall Conference…
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Change change change change changity-change? 😳🤦‍♂️
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CallMeAndy just touring around the country asking the locals what the regional names for everyday items are.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty decent mugging to camera. Clearly some local am-dram stars 7/10… aaaaand scene.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Surely they’ve got room for more than just 3 🤞
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pushes a C64GS and an Amstrad GX4000 forward whilst maintaining full eye contact.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Dude Stirring His Drink
ALT: The Dude Stirring His Drink
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