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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
East Cliff giving good skies this evening. No, the cross isn’t on fire.
Dramatic mix of various greys and bright peach clouds in front of a bright blue evening sky… above a dark church, on a cliff, which features a row of white cottages. At the foot of which, the tide is in.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See yer… see yer American bombers… byyyyyeeee!!!…
Wavey Davey. A simple man wearing a black sweater and a red baseball hat. He also has his eyes sellotaped and fur on the palms of his hands. Look, it made sense back in the 1990’s.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Evens Scrumping red derv 7/2 Poaching 8/1 Dogging 5000/1 Actual terrorism
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lousy photo (thanks Apple) but the Gulls are gliding absolutely majestically along the pier, within spitting distance. Obviously all the tourists are ignoring them cause ‘eugh seagulls!’
A juvenile herring gull gliding, frankly fucking majestically, against a sky of, frankly fucking majestic cloudless deep blue. Above a cliff, a wet sandy beach and a low tide.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kid Rock currently sat by the phone getting all excited hoping for a call from Sheeran’s people offering him a support slot.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Please update your memes folders accordingly…
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
30p Lee 50p Shazza We’re working our way up to some red-faced twat booming “A Pound?! A Pound, a whole English Pound?!?!”
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rp with your home river. Alt text.
A river. One on side a short pier with the lifeboat house. One the other a load of ‘small boats’. The essential bridge infrastructure in between is constantly broken. England 2026
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Collards off at Sunny In there could’ve been absolutely huuuuggggeee. Buy a lottery ticket Rickey, your lucks ‘in’ #BTCC #Croft
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m sure if a load of grannies with ‘I support Palestine Action’ placards went down to block a major port then Plod would sort shit out ASAfuckingP
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Lovely thick sea-green waves lolling in… shallow waves casually biffing over one another… and every now and then… the morning sun catches the spray and produces a glorious jumping rainbow. (Photo not included, because this bastard iPhone can’t capture shit)
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thoughts n prayers to all those who are incapable of independent thoughts in these testing times
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First time I’ve seen Newsnight for a long time… Jeeez, like watching an amateur podcast, utter turd.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ffs Death! You’ve taken the wrong 80yr old.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Back to the future (all of them) Ferris Bueller's Day Off Any modern CGI superhero movie
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I hope DaCostas interview is just ^shrug^ “whatevz, Müller drove at 80% all weekend” #FormulaE
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The person updating the live championship points is having kittens #FormulaE
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Race on! #FormulaE
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
British Speedway Final 🏁 LIVE on ITV4 now. Tapes up 7:30. Will be a cracking meeting 👍 If you haven’t seen 4 blokes race like the clappers on bikes with no brakes… thoroughly recommend.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Coffin dodger next door has had his garden sprinkler going full whack for nearly an hour now… so yeah, well done CallMeAndy.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
they are individualising it and making wildfires the fault of individuals (who should be careful anyway obviously) instead of a much wider problem called global warming
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fucks sake, that phone alert startled me so much I dropped the accelerant I was pouring on tonight’s garden bonfire.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The replies to this prove the point tbqh…
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Bylines Network @bylinesnetwork.co.uk · 13/08/2026
The top 20 empty buildings of Middlesbrough I visited the top 20 buildings in need of reviving in Middlesbrough northeastbylines.co.uk/business/the...
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The top 20 empty buildings of Middlesbrough
I visited the top 20 buildings in need of reviving in Middlesbrough
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Red Dead Redemption 2
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Experts > journalists Always
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
FIFA FAFOing
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
That UEFA statement is the equivalent of a full-bloodied, studs-up, knee-high ‘challenge’ knowingly in full view of the officials. (From a player nobody likes, on a player everybody hates)
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“difficult decisions” always means ‘somebody worse off than me is going to suffer’… every single fucking time.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Water? Falling from the sky?! Pure end of days shit.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If you respond to an email from a Nigerian Prince, you’re able to receive a large reward, simply in exchange for a small upfront payment… should you?… etc…
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Old photo of a head n shoulders shot of a man in a suit. Also a ridiculous flat cap. He has big 70’s sideburns and tie. And is holding a small microphone, which is faulty (obviously)
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Burnham said he’ll release a 10year vision plan thing. I’ll have a fiver on him lasting 10months.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Drinking everytime a political journo says “4D chess” Tipsy.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Donny on the phone to Milei… “I’ll sort it out Javier, the funny little fifa guy is right here…”
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ffs the ^one^ time we want VAR?!
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
30 more mins of ^this^? Can we not just go full Battle of Santiago?
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In many ways the perfect final for the USA/FIFA shitfest of a World Cup
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
1100hrs is like 46days straight?! So probably something like Treasure Island on the Commodore Plus/4 😳
Screengrab of an 8bit computer game. Treasure Island on the Commodore Plus/4. It’s an island surrounded by lovely blue sea, with a happy whale but the island has forests, hills, mountains and a scary skull.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Very much enjoying the ‘all the tourists arrive for first day of summer holidays and someone has activated “autumn”…
Grey sky, grey seas, grey beach, grey pier. Not that you can see because there’s incessant drizzle. And heavy wind.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Today’s grief merchant. Keeping an eye on noisy get and making sure it wasn’t getting forgotten about by adult gulls
A baby gull legging it around a very dry garden, in front of a wall of ivy; shouting its face off.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Double Scheiße
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Have a word with yourself; if Argentina win there’ll be a petition up somewhere to rename part of the Hebredies as the Malvinas…
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Untypicalboro @untypicalboro.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
One of society’s deepest problems is the steady shrinking of cultural memory span. Despite having instant access to almost unlimited knowledge, the public & media seem to have complete amnesia beyond last year. Last month. Last week. Huge stories & scandals evaporate, erasing context & perspective.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Distinctly much cooler here than the stated 19 degrees. If you’re struggling with the heat elsewhere, I wish you well/ you were here.
An abbey and a church sat upon a cliff, above a row of cottages. In the foreground a battered iron railings in front of a safari blue harbour water with a lobster boat. The sky is light grey.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
However hot you are at home/on the commute/at work today… it’s nowhere near as hot as where Ann’s gone. So there’s something to keep your spirits up.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
To put this into context; try going down the pub tonight and spouting this shite word-for-word and see how long it takes to get a) barred and/or b) asked to step outside to receive a free slap www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Restore Britain leader describes Dunblane tragedy as 'one murder'
Rupert Lowe criticised the ban of handguns in the UK, saying it was "because there was a murder in Dunblane".
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Posting a political ‘hot take’ on here at 2:01 is going to be like sending a ‘Happy New Year’ text in 2000.
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nebredral @nebredral.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
People be reacting like this red card corruption won’t be last thing the US/FIFA manage to disgrace themselves with before the end of the tournament. Hell, it isn’t even in the top 10 things that’ve happened so far. Lolz.
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