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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 27/09/2026

The Iraqi trucks but with the Benny Hill Theme

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 26/09/2026

It’s called givin’ ‘em the ole razzle dazzle

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 25/09/2026

Ice cold. They’re gonna be selling these single variants at Marshall’s.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 24/09/2026

When Kramer sold the movie rights to his coffee table book he rented a condo next to the Seinfelds. Morty set him up to run for condo board president but why would they let a tenant be president? Much to consider.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 24/09/2026

Make Pete Alonso the official captain in an Opening Day ceremony 2027

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 23/09/2026

This A1A in the Brevard County Beachurbs. Dems are getting 270 in the house and 55 in the senate.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 22/09/2026

Distinct scent of blood in the water for this pitching matchup.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 22/09/2026

Bergman’s HOF plaque preview

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 21/09/2026

Best I can do is Doral golf course

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 19/09/2026

Is he really fully healed or is Mike desperate to run the table with 8 games left?

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 18/09/2026

Lol they’re shoving him in the basement and saying “go fool around with AI.”

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 15/09/2026

Be one of us. Hate the Yankees with us.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 15/09/2026

Gool Kanoom 👀 A central Asian dumpling 🤔 Filled with spiced pumpkin 😛 Served with sour cream 🤯

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 14/09/2026

Cowards turn off replies but the stadium is leased to Kraft. You wouldn’t like your landlord dictating what you can and can’t say in your apartment, or what guests you may or may not have.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 07/09/2026

Jackson Holliday boarding the team bus

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 04/09/2026

I gotta know if he was doing his little bird pose before he hurled.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 03/09/2026

Remember this kid? He’s running for senate. Feel old yet??

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 02/09/2026

Lol might have to turn the thermostat down. This is what happens when you piss away a prestigious newspaper job.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 01/09/2026

Does Luis Robert make this play in 2026? Is he going all out for the group of guys around him to the point of flying into a wall? I guess we’ll see.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 27/08/2026

The Sheikhs, as soon as Trump gets indicted:

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 26/08/2026

Andy deserves credit for sticking on this and also for posting it but the team was lying. Someone fed that to Rob Long as a lie. Alonso did not ask to come out.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 26/08/2026

Dabney Coleman. They kidnapped that poor man! Now look: Luigi, January 6… the state that we’re in!

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 12/08/2026

You sickos still watching a Wisconsin primary

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 06/08/2026

Me, when the Bunny is withheld

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 02/08/2026

Here’s a snapshot of available Zillow rentals with the criteria $1800/mo & 1BR+ Any fool with eyes can see which city is more affordable. All of those SF listings are income restricted. There’s literally nothing to rent.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 02/08/2026

I mean look at this. You could add $5 to every item and who would complain?

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 01/08/2026

Hey man I’m at the New Orleans Jazz Museum today and found this placard about Louis Armstrong sponsoring an all Black ballclub called the Armstrong in 1931.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 30/07/2026

Somehow I don’t think they’re privy to White House conversations

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 30/07/2026

Recently started following a lot more interior design/decor content and let me tell you something: the current trend of tacking up molding all over every wall is going to crash like the Hindenberg. I get the appeal but it’s a cheap easy low-stakes way to fake fancy.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 30/07/2026

Fourteen bucks that’s more like it

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 29/07/2026

I’m gonna become the Joker

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 29/07/2026

Almost forgot the same museum has a little exhibit about Bill Monroe playing baseball. He was absolutely wild about it.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 29/07/2026

No idea. But please enjoy Curly Seckler’s guitar case from the Bluegrass Hall of Fame.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 29/07/2026

A Lindsey Graham coffin flop woulda been pretty good.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 28/07/2026

Interesting piece. If you think the screenshot is bad enough it gets much worse. www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 27/07/2026

LOL At Bob Costas saying Mattingly is flat out better than Dave Parker and Fred McGriff

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 23/07/2026

The Pentagon is so media averse they won’t even report attacks or KIA’s but I’m sure this glorified podcaster’s sources on Russian Intel are ironclad. 🙄

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 22/07/2026

Watching the Brewers and they’re doing this as a Giveaway. A++ one of the best I’ve ever seen.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 20/07/2026

1: New York is extremely walkable. This isn’t New York. 2: North Jersey looking this way is what allows Manhattan to be what it is. If the stadium were in the city it would cost tens of thousands of housing units.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 19/07/2026

Ah now time to crack open a cold one and enjoy some lovely songs

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 15/07/2026

Don’t want to jump into this thread but this guy is a ding dong. If he wants an answer to this he can read Bowling Alone and maybe realize there are smarter people than him in the world.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 14/07/2026

Yamal can ball but Mbappé was sloppé

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 12/07/2026

Days like today are why I crack this app open first thing in the morning

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