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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 06/10/2026

I hope this made them realize what it is they need to realize.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 04/10/2026

“I would suggest cracking open a physics book” Well I would suggest cracking open the ground rules of American Family Field you fuckin loser.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 02/10/2026

This is such a no brainer in 2026 that anyone opposed just simply hates workers. I had a seaman on my last ship who was 85 goddamn years old.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 02/10/2026

I know HGTV is all fake but this woman just said “my fiancé would like this.” We’re supposed to believe you are house shopping with no input from your finance???

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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 02/10/2026

Two brothers have been charged in connection with a long-running scheme to raise money for Hamas by disseminating propaganda and soliciting donations for “the poor and orphans in Gaza” via social media, court records show.

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Brothers arrested in long-running scheme to raise money for Hamas

The two are accused of falsely soliciting donations for “the poor and orphans in Gaza” via social media, court records show.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 02/10/2026

Jim Palmer has been to the mountaintop. He’s been a world champion and knows what it takes to win. Craig Albernaz has never won shit. And Jim will still be here when Albernaz is gone.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 01/10/2026

I would really like the next president to stand up at the inauguration, speaking officially, and denounce Trump as a disgrace.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 29/09/2026

“I would like the record to reflect that the gentleman from Missouri does not know ball. Thank you.”

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 28/09/2026

I think another thing that pisses people off about that Rolling Stone Choosin Texas thing is that Bluesky in particular is full of people who consider themselves to be or have been hip and good consumers of music. Most of us have spent 20 years trying hard to support indie/local bands & labels…

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 28/09/2026

If South Korea wants a say in what’s done with POW’s I’m sure they’re welcome to come to Ukraine and capture some of their own.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 27/09/2026

Pete Alonso should go out there and put a few wet baseballs into the second deck and monument area just for fun.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 27/09/2026

Here’s a take for you: Choosin’ Texas hasn’t broken through the way Old Town Road did because it’s not fun at all. Girl has a boyfriend and soon she won’t. Who cares?

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 27/09/2026

The Iraqi trucks but with the Benny Hill Theme

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 26/09/2026

Nice to know that the Millers are getting harassing calls. Love that for them. Well deserved.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 26/09/2026

How else you gonna get to the Corn-vention?

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himham @himham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Read the book however you want. But if you're reading the book just to be able to say that you read a hundred of them, I think that's actually the wrong way to read the book. Skimming, skipping around, that's all fine. I don't care. Treating reading as a list of achievements is not.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 26/09/2026

Kinda hard not to think that these guys are allowed to do shit like this with no consequences in elite fraternities and then they graduate and think that’s just how life is. Pointing to my BAN GREEK LIFE sign yet again.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 25/09/2026

Ice cold. They’re gonna be selling these single variants at Marshall’s.

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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Classic Baltimore development headline

BALTIMORE
BUSINESS JOURNAL
Auction of prime Canton office building attracts no bids
[picture of said building]

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 24/09/2026

When Kramer sold the movie rights to his coffee table book he rented a condo next to the Seinfelds. Morty set him up to run for condo board president but why would they let a tenant be president? Much to consider.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 24/09/2026

All this talk about “stadium district” It’s just gonna be seven different versions of this.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 24/09/2026

Make Pete Alonso the official captain in an Opening Day ceremony 2027

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 24/09/2026

“Don’t stand on the goddamn outfield grass” is another thing like the sunglasses that’s entirely within the player’s control. It takes zero natural talent to avoid that mistake. I could never turn a DP in MLB but I could play every out without standing on the grass.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 24/09/2026

Unfollowing Sarah Jeong. I don’t care about your airport troubles. Text your friends.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 23/09/2026

I know it’s a Stretch Armstrong reach but maybe “my dumb husband got elected to the house once and died of covid before being seated” is not actually enough of a qualification for a senate seat even in a podunk state like Louisiana.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 23/09/2026

Whatever happens the Ravens have to finish above the Giants. Otherwise pack it up we are not a football town.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 23/09/2026

This A1A in the Brevard County Beachurbs. Dems are getting 270 in the house and 55 in the senate.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 23/09/2026

Called it again. Hung an L on Dirty Scherzy. Retire mad dude.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 23/09/2026

Reminder that Rebecca Traister kinda sucks generally but specifically she wrote many public love letters about Platner and is in no position to be trusted as accurate in ME senate now. Can just assume any unnamed source was/is going hard for Platner.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 23/09/2026

OMG the Massachusetts lesbian bar actually wanted to go mask optional ***one night a week*** As dumb as you thought it was it’s seven times dumber.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 23/09/2026

PCA now at 39 SB going into the top of the 4th vs Marlins. Could be tonight.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 22/09/2026

“You replied to my political posts ergo you…” I also blocked your dumbass.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 22/09/2026

This is really getting tiresome. 3 Versions of a single before anyone has decided if they even particularly like it. She’s made a lot of songs. They can’t all be your favorite even if you love her.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 22/09/2026

Distinct scent of blood in the water for this pitching matchup.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 22/09/2026

Collins Concern-o-meter at previously unrecorded levels today

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 22/09/2026

TV show where Fox News suburban Texans go live in Blue cities and vice versa. How has this not been done yet?

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 22/09/2026

Bergman’s HOF plaque preview

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 21/09/2026

I don’t understand how SF can have an unlimited amount of this but not build a single small apartment building in 60 years.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 20/09/2026

I love the Are You Garbage podcast but they’ve been saying things lately like “Netflix didn’t want the special.” I’m now 10 minutes into that special and… Netflix ain’t buying crowd work you damn bozos!

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 20/09/2026

You don’t need to post shit from the Sunday shows on here every week. You don’t have to repost Aaron Rupar. It’s football season.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 20/09/2026

Can’t wait to turn on Peacock tonight and hear some ex jocks yak about how great Misorowski is for two hours while the Orioles get shut out.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 20/09/2026

Tomorrow is Sunday so mark me safe from Craig Albernaz saying dumb shit in the media I guess

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 19/09/2026

Elias, Albernaz coming back to O’s… Kinda makes sense not to shake it up during a lockout year. Please Jesus let him get lucky in the draft one last time.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 19/09/2026

Is he really fully healed or is Mike desperate to run the table with 8 games left?

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 19/09/2026

Optioning Kjerstad with a week left really feels like he’s played his last game in an Oriole uniform.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 19/09/2026

There’s only so many companies in the US even capable of demolishing the Kennedy Center and a good chance they all realize the job is more trouble than it’s worth even if they’re neutral on actually doing it. You can’t get some dickhead pool guy for this.

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STEMthebleeding @stemthebleeding.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Folks, a friendly reminder that periodic car maintenance (cleaning/replacing filters/plugs, changing oil, keeping optimal tire pressures, even cleaning your battery terminals) does a LOT more to your fuel mileage in the age of computer controlled engine management than it used to.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 18/09/2026

The stars he struck out were high school girls LOL.

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