Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 05/04/2026Spring still lives Fuji X-E3. Fuji 18-50mm at 33m. F9. 1/30 sec #stilllife 1182 18
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 23/03/2026A few yellow rape flowers dotted in the field. In a week or two this will be a full carpet of yellow. 2100 10
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 14/03/2026Neighbours’ (one each side) star magnolia trees getting into their stride. A real treat each spring. 1240 24
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 14/03/2026Frogspawn in the pond, after weeks of amphibian orgies. 061 6
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 03/03/2026Big fish pulpits were a thing in counter reformation Poland and Czechia. Neither noted for their maritime history. Who knew? Via www.worldofinteriors.com/story/sea-pulp… 4284 28
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 27/02/2026Grey, gusty and intermittently wet all day, then, just as we are about to run out of daylight, it does this. Bastard. 3260 26
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 26/02/2026Oooh, I wonder who this was. (There are too many potential candidates to try individual searches. But as we report judgments, someone is quite keen that matters of public record don’t appear in searches…) 0176 17
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 22/02/2026Light towards sunset over the field. (Includes actual sunlight). 0150 15
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 20/02/2026Or the dancing women and musicians (moved across in the ivory to be by the elephant, not in front of it). 010 1
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 20/02/2026Or those processing, holding up the urns and trophies of victory on a support of staves. 100 1
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 20/02/2026Or the sculpture, observers and background architecture on the right side. 100 1
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 20/02/2026Now granted, the print/drawing is of very different proportions to the ivory. One might say the ivory has undergone a very theatrical squishage. But, there is nothing in the ivory that is not also in the Leclerc. A few examples - Alexander on his chariot and the front facing elephant. 100 1
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 20/02/2026I did search for any further versions of this particular ivory - I could find none in any collections. To cut a long story short. I did find the source. Here it is - Alexander’s Entry into Babylon, a print by Sébastien Leclerc I (1637-1714) from 1704. s3.ca-central-1.amazonaws.com/espresso-prod-… 061 6
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 20/02/2026As a small distraction from *waves hands about*, may I present a minor bit of art historical digging? I inherited an ivory* carved bas relief triptych of Alexander’s Entry into Babylon. Here it is. (*Yes, I know, but it is very old ivory) 100 1
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 20/02/2026New (second hand) toy - Fujinon F2 23mm prime lens (35mm full frame equivalent), now stuck on the front of the Fujifilm X-E3. Preliminary playing suggests it is a very nice piece of glass, but the total absence of daylight during the day prevents a proper go. This may take weeks… 261 6
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 18/02/2026Well, this is not a surprise. I got google’s AI answer on the search page to go from this to this. The second version is actually legally accurate (by co-incidence). nearlylegal.co.uk/2025/07/artifi… 070 7
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 13/02/2026Outside, it rains again. Inside, at least a bit of blooming. 060 6
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 04/02/2026OMG Four weeks after being transferred into the role, no training, no support, and telling the Judge this… 040 4
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 04/02/2026This is just awful. US Attorney has meltdown in Minnesota hearing on Govt non-compliance with court orders on releasing ICE detainees. The transcript shows a system melting down in the face of massive illegal acts & non-compliance with court orders by ICE drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2z7… 34723 47
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 02/02/2026PM Law group firms shut unexpectedly (apparently news to the SRA, and not how a firm should shut down). Not sure that this ‘being due to regularity matters’ is reassuring… www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… 273 7
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 19/01/2026I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace. 1263 26
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 19/01/2026There was a momentary sighting of the sun earlier, through drizzle. Then it vanished, never to be seen again. 140 4
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 03/01/2026Aargh. Just accidentally deleted the orginal post while trying to delete and re-do a follow up, which I also deleted. Anyway. Wolf Moon. (Better version) (Fujifilm X-E3, Fujinon 55-200mm at 200mm, f8, 1/500 sec at ISO 200.) #photography 3444 44
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 02/01/2026After I published, it started saying this. Which at least made me laugh. nearlylegal.co.uk/wp-content/u... 120 2
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 31/12/2025Moonlit path out of 2025. Happy new year all. (I'm not staying up. Another year is another year.) 0352 35
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 27/12/2025Self-portrait anticipating 2026... (Actually, playing with a newish f1.7 lens, 35 mm - 53 mm full frame equivalent). 3210 21
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 25/12/2025Christmas lunch at the local pub. 5 courses if you count the amuse bouche and sorbet. The standouts were the pigeon breast starter and the venison main. Both perfectly cooked in what must have been a pressured sitting. 2180 18
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 23/12/2025How I'm not turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party. cdn.artphotolimited.com/images/5e43d... 051 5
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 22/12/2025Cat poo and statutory nuisance - what appears to be a successful judicial review of a council putting cats' right to roam over addressing cat shit in the garden as prejudicial to health. *Stares back at neighbours cat in lawyer* 2142 14
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 19/12/2025It is about exactly this time of year that I start dreaming of sitting with a glass of wine under the portico of a Palladian villa in the May/June evening sunlight. Because I deserve that the be the case right now, dammit. 1130 13
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 17/12/2025Second, the waving away of hallucinations etc (something the Master of the Rolls also does) - this illusion that it is a mere temporary glitch, solvable in a year or two, is the result of ingesting a lot of Kool Aid. It is not going to happen. 2131 13
Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 17/12/2025I just don't believe this article. First, the supposed explanation of the barrister's test makes no sense. (This may be the author's fault). What was fed to Grok? If it was the barrister's skeleton, then what was the AI improving? If just the facts, I don't believe it. spectator.com/article/ai-w... 11256 25