nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 16hYou have passed the test. Enter the culinary temple at will. 010
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 17hOne for the left hand, one for the right hand, backup for left and right, and two for throwing. 110
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Damn it I was starting to think no one else would think of this one. 010
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 12/10/2026That one's fair. Once you start strangling people your other hobbies become pretty insignificant. 010
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Oh yeah Jane made that one. She's been working a little outside the box ever since she smoked salvia right before going on a bunch of carnival rides with Xiu Xiu playing in her ear buds. 000
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Don't pray for anything metal you could start a fire. 010
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I hope I hope I hope the speaker in this story sees this and engages. 110
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is funny but if you want your burrito to heat evenly all you have to do is accept Jesus as your personal savior. 110
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The player character is a gut bacterium. You are nothing but a level being speedrun. 000
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Chelsea Wolfe with Jonathan Hultén at the Shubert in Boston. Astonishing. Sharp as a surgical tool. Get out and see these people. Cancel your conflicting plans and pay whatever they ask. The dog will probably protect your children. Boston crowds lack persistence in seeking encores & it's annoying. 000
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Mostly networking and graphics. Maybe you've been luckier than me in terms of the bits of hardware than drift across your transom. 100
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Linux enthusiast here and I agree it's great but "rarely" and "needed" are both stretches. 100
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Death Star blowing up a Alderaan. 010
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Depth schmepth, I say. What can they do when there's tens of hours of in-game complexity staring them down saying "all of this is important". Good luck. Give them and handful of archetypal characters to play with and let them play. 121
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That scene with the nuns will be unavailable in North America until 2053. 010
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Lars von Trier unloaded his pistols for the last time, knowing his time had passed. 020
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026🤖 "no they will sprout in your guts and bean plants will emerge from your body holes." 010
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes but it gives and takes. Imagine the shit talk from her friends and family whenever she's late for anything from now on. 0100
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Remove yet another disguise like the Scooby Doo gang and it's: "What! Old Man Internal!?" 010
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oliver Wood with Ric Roberson at the Iron Horse. Good old fashioned meticulously crafted songs with enough virtuosity in the instrumentation to get the eyebrows moving but not so much as to make one say "okay, enough of that". I went with no knowledge on an offered extra ticket & had a great time. 020
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Marty modern over here with scent glands. Gene transfer from cell to cell by bacteriophage worked fine for our unicellular ancestors. 192
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Smart business decision. Kids don't walk down the toy aisle humming the smooth animation. 000
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more fuckable. 000
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sofia Sofia at Laughing Dog Bicycles Amherst was great. Fiddles, guitar and a harmonium played by foot, I think. Ought to learn more about this kind of music because it pleases my ears but tends to strike me as samey from song to song. Feels like there are distinctions I could learn to appreciate. 020
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pffft. Wedges pressed into clay was the realness. 191
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah! Hercules pronounced everything right. 0120
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026For those who play the game behind the game. With their genitals. 010
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Make a Wish Foundation really needs to learn to gracefully say "no". 000
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Your dental fillings were picking up reruns of Remington Steele. Happens all the time. 021
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 25/06/2026www.liminalbingo.com Getting there. Actual effort starts now. 020
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 30/04/2026This is someone doing black-belt friending. Truthfully. 010
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 15/04/2026You must be reading the compromised second draft. 020
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I'd never heard of Wye Oak before seeing their A.V. Club performances but they really shine on there. Made a fan of me. What song do you guys hope to do on AVCU? 000
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 13/04/2026...The Lord replied, "My son, My precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you by the pussy. 000
Reposted by @nealsshowdiary.bsky.socialAlana Kumbier @alanacutandpaste.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Flywheel Zine Fest this Saturday! At the Holyoke Senior Center! Free admission! Come say hi! Will I finish my zine in time? Probably not! 051
nealsshowdiary.bsky.social @nealsshowdiary.bsky.social · 13/03/2026media.tenor.coma screenshot of a solitaire game with a score of 474 timeALT: a screenshot of a solitaire game with a score of 474 time 020
