Neal Finne @nealfinne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026People on the HoloNet will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, proton torpedoing a Death Star" and then not proton torpedo a Death Star. 0131
Neal Finne @nealfinne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If I caught my husband writing “oeuvre” for “œuvre,” I would divorce him on the spot. Reading and writing French is the bare minimum. 010
Neal Finne @nealfinne.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Glenn Greenwald, Matt Taibbi, and Briahna Joy Gray have given us “Mr. Trump, whom I do not support…” Now, from Elon Musk, we have “Mr. Hitler, whom I do support…” 010
Reposted by Neal FinneNeal Finne @nealfinne.bsky.social · 20/05/2026“Were the tabernae of Pompeii and Herculaneum the DoorDash of their day?” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by the princeps ciuitatis after CCIↃↃCIↃCIↃCCXXXIX pages of heated* debate, (*too soon?) 071
Reposted by Neal FinneNeal Finne @nealfinne.bsky.social · 03/05/2026requiring parking at the bar may kill a lot of people, but it also helps preserve neighborhood parking for local residents, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not, 022
Neal Finne @nealfinne.bsky.social · 23/02/2026In order to be even more respectful, the Edinburgh location should be rebranded to Wachaca, as a means of encouraging use of the correct phoneme /x/. 110
Neal Finne @nealfinne.bsky.social · 18/02/2026The US embracing its Roman legacy: Everyone look under your seats! Africa proconsularis, you get a citizenship. Aegyptus, you get a citizenship. Syria, you get a citizenship. Britannia, even you, you uncultured backwater hicks. Everyone gets a citizenship! (No, Germania beyond the limes, not you.) 130
Neal Finne @nealfinne.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Maya in the year 1450: Why must þou make me readde the Canterbury Tales? Everyþing from before 1400 is hopelessly outdatedde. 070
Reposted by Neal FinneGregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 29/01/2026actually it's a commonwealth 2095280505
Neal Finne @nealfinne.bsky.social · 29/01/2026"retvrn" looks stupid to anyone who's familiar with oxford classical texts or teubners or really any sensible latin typographical conventions whatsoever but y'all aren't ready for that conversation, send skeet 000
Neal Finne @nealfinne.bsky.social · 25/01/2026"People who need to constantly drown in ... loud talking ... are overwhelmingly low-IQ" Bad news for Americans of all stripes. Bad news for the Spanish, the Italians, the Chinese, the English. Horrible news for the Australians. Great news for the Finns and Japanese. 110
Neal Finne @nealfinne.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Last thing you see before getting shot in the face with the trade bazooka 020
Neal Finne @nealfinne.bsky.social · 01/05/2025By the Grace of God, Secretary of State, Acting Archivist of the United States, Acting National Security Advisor, Acting Administrator of USAID, of Castile, of León, of Aragon, of the Two Sicilies, of Jerusalem, of Dalmatia, of Croatia, of Navarre, of Granada, of Toledo, of Valencia, of Galicia, 2315
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