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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18h

yall ever just watch a wombat eating grass

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i asked bucs fans about baker mayfields performance since signing an extension

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i mean lets at least hear him out

A Reddit thread from r/buccaneers titled “should the buccaneers execute 15 of their players to initiate a disaster draft”

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

tampa bay rays first team to clinch a playoff spot LFGGGGGGGGG

A screenshot of a news broadcast showing the underside of a stingray as it swims, its mouth looks like a smile

The chyron reads “BREAKING NEWS LOCAL STINGRAY IN GREAT MOOD

The water is nice and warm and his flappy parts are very flappy indeed”

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

with the ebenezer news it feels like the timing is right for my slimer prequel

Slimer: Origins
Before Slimer There Was Only Slime
INT: WAREHOUSE
An old abandoned warehouse with police tape and police stuff going on. Among them is an OLD MAN and a YOUNG WOMAN. The OLD MAN is wearing a beige trench coat and is overweight and probably has a moustache. The YOUNG WOMAN is in professional police get up but is wearing high heels for some reason. She also has enormous breasts.
AGENT VENKMAN (you don’t learn her name until later, nice little easter egg there for the audience): Detective Slimer? You’re going to want to see this.
The OLD MAN lifts police tape to walk into the room
DET. SLIMER: Slime. I hate Slime.
AGENT VENKMAN: Helluva last day before you’re retirement, Detective.
DET. SLIMER: Never going to be able to get away from slime. Just something you’ll learn on this job.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

just realized that dude haaland from norway looks like klaus from american dad as a human, was driving me crazy

That guy Haaland from the Norwegian soccer team. Hes a big white dude either way long hair pulled back in a ponytail

Klaus from American Dad but instead of being a goldfish he’s a human. He’s a white dude wearing an orange suit and purple shirt and his long orange hair is pulled back in a ponytail resembling a fish tail

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

lol i swear to god this is an actual commercial that just ran on fox news

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

A screenshot of Tucker Carlson with a filter used to make him look roughly 10 years old

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

this is the entire republican midterm strategy

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

our tax dollars are going to be given to these people instead of…i dunno, school supplies? lunches for children? healthcare?

picture of the Capitol from January 6 of Trump supporter’s climbing the building like the zombies in World War Z

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

A picture of a man inside the Capitol rotunda on January 6 2021. He is wearing full camo tactical gear, masked, carrying zip ties and climbing over a bannister in the gallery

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

i was just thinking that there isnt a single person involved in this in any way who is currently in jail

A picture of the Capitol on January 6 with smoke and Trump flags and his supporters all over the building. Looks like a war zone

A picture of the Capitol from January 6 of Trump supporter’s climbing the building like the zombies in World War Z

A picture of the Capitol from January 6, close up with a mic at a door presumably trying to bash it down

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

GAME 7 LFG GET HYPE ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

That “oh fuck you’re gonna make me” meme with the text saying “…you’re gonna make me be the thunder” and she’s wearing a Tampa Bay Lightning baseball hat

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

heres me when the natural resource we depend on for everything gets completely cut off due to a war started by a dementia patient after his tv told him to do it

A weird “stonks” meme with a grey npc kinda guy in a business suit standing cross armed looking at a stock board with a big orange arrow pointing up and the word “stonks” under the arrow

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

@swolecialism.bsky.social posted this old calvin and hobbes a couple days ago and it seems to really fit the moment

calvin and hobbes "farmer brown" sunday strip, where through an unlikely series of coincidences, a man named Farmer Brown is juuuuuuuuuuuuust about to suffer from a gas explosion, a massive crack opening in the earth, a train derailment, and a DC-10 crashing into his house, all at once

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

if you didnt watch rome on hbo you should because this is our current stage of governance

A screenshot from the HBO series Rome. Marc Antony and Cleopatra are in their throne room, engaged in debauchery instead of governance. Antony is looking at the camera and smiling, cleopatra is pulling a bow string, aiming it at a servant who is off screen, as she hunts her servant for sport

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

heres tucker talking privately about trump after january 6, this lying grifter knew the whole time if he means this hed slink away, never to be heard from again…he doesnt mean it, he just sees which way the winds blowing

A screenshot from a May 2023 article from Associated Press reading

Addressing Trump’s four years as president, Carlson said, “We’re all pretending we’ve got a lot to show for it, because admitting what a disaster it’s been is too tough to digest. But come on. There really isn’t an upside to Trump.”

In another text exchange more than a month earlier, Carlson denigrated Trump’s business abilities: Trump’s talent, he said, is to “destroy things. He could easily destroy us if we play it wrong.”

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

my wife picking me up from chilis happy hour after post softball practice margs with the fellas

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