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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 2h

Give up. You’ll never count them!

Richard Burton and Clint Eastwood in snow gear from Where Eagles Dare

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

FedEx lorry fucked up my food bin 😿

A food bin crushed to pieces by a FedEx Articulated Lorry.

Marlon Brando - Look how they massacred my boy

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I appear to be from Noo Yahk Citaaaaaay

Dialect map not of the USA, not Ireland or England.

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

“…so your waiter decided to cool down the hot slop with the outboard motor from a speedboat. What a fucking joke. Unbelievable! What’s that? He’s actually a bear in dungarees. Wow. Fuck me…”

Gordon Ramsay coping with another scandalous revelation in the only way he knows how.
A potty mouthed bullying diatribe.

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

…Herzog claimed the actor's behavior grew so egregious natives (the director hired hundreds of Peruvian Indians to work on the film) approached Herzog asking if they could murder Kinski for the director. “They said: ‘Shall we kill him for you?’ “

Klaus Kinski in “Aguirre, Wrath of God”.
He is on a raft on the Amazon.
He is holding a squirrel monkey in his hand.

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I share a deep bond with this tree.

A sign saying “I am old and fragile, please preserve me for the future by not climbing on me!“

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I may be the only person whose last 3 CD purchases look like this. Viva Enya!

CDs: Philip Glass - glassworks, Stars Of The Lid - Music For Nitrous Oxide, and Enya - The Celts.

Together at last.

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Is the voiceover version really the 2007 “final cut” like the Guardian said here. I’ve lost track of them TBH

Screenshot says:

Los Angeles, 2019. The permanent neo-noir night. It’s the job of cop turned bounty hunter Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford) to track down and “retire” rogue replicants. But what if Rick can’t tell the humans from their bioengineered counterparts? Ridley Scott’s 1982 film was a relative flop on first release, but is now widely considered among the greatest sci-fi films of all time. This 2007-issued “final cut” blends influences as disparate as German expressionism, Italian futurism and “Hong Kong on a very bad day” into a visually iconic whole.
Sunday 5 July, 10pm, BBC Two

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Not much sympathy for Brazil on the one of the Family Chat sub-groups #BRANOR

WhatsApp message saying “Ha ha kids crying {clap emoji}

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Biffo breaking the fourth wall means we’re trapped in the hell dimension with him.

Sam Neill in Event Horizon where we discover the true nature of Biffo, Buster and the nephews, the rascals.

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop.

Just like Deckard in Blade Runner enhancing the photo reveals an item of interest in the reflection on the sunglasses. It’s an Aylesbury Duck.

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I voted for this as it looks like something that’s dying on my kitchen windowsill

Astrantia major 'Sparkling Stars Diamond

It’s a boring looking plant in a pot.
Sorry plant fans.

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

She will always be the Queen of Hearts!

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I have a couple of albums which I like very much. Kind of euphoric, shoegazy stuff. I’d be delighted to see that in my Oxfam. My last find was Enya’s The Celts to finally replace my old tape. Sadly they don’t use the original art with her hanging out with two very angry looking dogs

Enya The Celts. Enya is on the original BBC tape cover with two dogs, one of which is snarling.

If you were attacked by the dogs Enya would probably blame you for “looking at them, funny”

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

This is a fun daily puzzle game and I got an outrageous 926/1000 today. Usually it’s 650-700 ish daily.gametje.com/nounsense/

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Success!! just found a City Pop station www.tokyogroovefm.com

A display on a radio showing Tokyo Groove FM

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I made some pretty mad guesses before it clicked Game #1207 🎬 🟡🟡🏆⚫⚫ cinequote.net/game/1207

A bar chart listing 44% lose today and I am part of the 17% who got it on turn 3

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Woop! Game #1193 🎬 🟡🏆⚫⚫⚫ cinequote.net/game/1193

A bar chart show in low success rates, with my score in second place on 3%

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

An unexpected visitor. After 5 minutes hiding at the back of the freezer they were encouraged to leave.

A small rabbit near a cat flap on the inside of a house (we do not own a rabbit)

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Local anecdata on heating oil changes

Quote for 500L of heating oil which has gone from £300 to £886 since mid-Feb

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Yes. It might have been linked to the fashion for “Self Sufficiency” at the time. My parents had the book. It just meant my dad made a lot of home made wine with occasional wasps floating in it.

The book Self Sufficiency by John Seymour

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Are they going to pour honey on this guys face and set fire ants on him. What did he do to Abbot?

A disembodied man’s head looking like someone buried him up to the neck in sand.
He is bearded and looked like a member of Genesis - pick any year, someone in Genesis looks like this.

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

there’s got to be a worse one

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

What’s a Film you watched way too young 🎥

Klaus Kinski as Aguirre, holding a spider monkey in his left hand. He is wearing a helmet and armour. A river and a very distant landbank is in the background

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Incredible HULK Provocations www.kennethjohnson.us/hulkoutlist/ Via timemachinego.com

44. Kicking over a beehive and then being surprised when the bees are mad at him

19. Being pushed down a mountainside by a bigfoot impersonator

75. Beaten up by all the other prisoners in the work camp, in the middle of the night while he is trying to sleep, when he emphatically told them not to beat him up that particular night

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Ever so slightly disturbed by Facebook’s attempt to “rekindle my interested” in the platform, by the deranged faked AI movie posters, which seem to have a common theme

An AI generated poster for “Me before you 2” showing Emilia Clarke smiling and resting her head on a male protagonist’s shoulder. The man worryingly has his head completely twisted 180° and is facing backwards.

An AI poster for The Proposal 2. Ryan Reynolds is holding a small child wearing a tuxedo, while a heavily pregnant Sandra Bullock is holding a wedding bouquet. Nappies are falling from the sky.

It’s a poster for The Holiday 2. The 4 stars have returned and Kate Winslett and Cameron Diaz are heavily pregnant.

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

I regret to say that there were some disgraceful and disrespectful scenes at the National Museum of Computing (www.tnmoc.org) this afternoon

A lady gleefully typing a basic program into a BBC Micro
10 PRINT “HELLO NERDS!!!!!”
20 GOTO 10
RUN

A BBC Micro printing “HELLO NERDS!!!!” forever

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

#DailyDominon Not too stressful, but the Hard AI did get to double province near the end.

chapel, townsfolk, gardens, moneylender, poacher, smithy, town, bandit, hunter, laboratory

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

#DailyDominion 2024-02-16 candlestick_maker, clashes, swindler, innkeeper, inventor, catacombs, coven, wealthy_village, hunting_grounds, raider, banish Plus some bonkers Campaign twists Making the clashes pile behave like Trails.

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Todays #DailyDominion ⭐️ gladiator, guard_dog, guide, riverboat(guildmaster), mountain_village, rustic_village, throne_room, displace, quartermaster, seer, approaching_army(scrying_pool), crafters_guild First time win, sneaking past the Hardbot on the last turn.