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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Don’t worry, guys! It’s called “super inflation!” Everything is fine now! We renamed it!

Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nothing gets me in the autumnal mood quite like sweating my balls off in my own apartment at 10:23 at night. Apple cider and ball sweat. Hooray October!

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You know your joke is legit when your listener tells you “it’s gonna be okay.”

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Michigan win? Check. Lion win? Check. Ohio loss? Check. That’s about as good as I could ask!

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Bare Naked Ladies singing voice: Welcome toooo the third floor restroom… This is wheeeeere I like to sh!t…

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Re: Paul Schrader, filmmaking is a collaborative process. For most mortals, if you can’t convince collaborators to perform your roles, that’s a script problem to be fixed. The allure of AI for people like this is it allows them to circumvent other people. It’s a big mistake. 1/

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“We got a lot of work to do. We have a bunch of work to do.” -Kyle Whittingham

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’M A MICHIGAN WOLVERINES FAN AND I’M NOT SURE WHAT I’M SUPPOSED TO MAKE OF THE ENDING OF THIS GAME

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Gassed up two cars between yesterday and today, and all I can say is ‘woof.’ How much were they selling those wild horses for…?

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’ve officially developed a Dad’s gravelly “GODDAMNIT.” In case you were wondering where I stand on my journey.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I have no inside information, but I suspect a profound lack of respect for American audiences had something to do with this….

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

How to tell a Communist! Tips and tricks at the ol' newsletter.

A monologue about the Communists in our midst, featuring a ton of misspellings and malapropisms - first sample.

A monologue about the Communists in our midst, featuring a ton of misspellings and malapropisms - second sample.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

WTF. Right after Dolly? I just rewatched Clue the other day - I don’t think any other actor could have carried that movie. Or Rocky Horror for that matter. Or Muppet Treasure Island. What a tough week.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Aw man, Dolly Parton RIP. A true trailblazer and, by all accounts, a decent human being.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Daycare is a service where you pay large sums of money for access to a panoply of child-diseases.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Guys, it’s okay. New ERB dropped today. If you need me, I’ll be rewatching the oldies.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Spreadsheet people deserve better food than this.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Sorry, just coming out of a summer sick fog - why is everyone creeping on AOC today? Is this, like, a Tuesday thing around here I was unaware of?

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I don’t usually like political ads, but I have to tip my hat.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Is there still time to chime in on #theodyssey or nah? Because I would have liked to see this in the adaptation.

A fake excerpt from the Odyssey, written by the poster, in which two members of Odysseus's crew return to Circe's lair to ask the goddess/witch to turn them back into pigs.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

What's hot this summer? Humor newsletters written by me? Let's wade into the Odyssey, talk about the Comuniss Men-Ass, say goodbye to an old friend and check in on a furry critter!

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SUMMER OF SCAT! | NAT’S LETTER

The Song of our Summer! | The Odyssey! | A Eulogy for a... Good? Guy? | The Comuniss Men-Ass | I Love You!

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

You want to hurt a millennial? Tell them “Float On” is an oldie.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

“Before he was Scrooge he was aaaaaaaaaaaa sperm and an egg inside his parents reproductive organs…?”

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

If I was in Odysseus’s crew, I would have asked to remain a pig.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Haven’t seen it yet, but love that people are out here complaining about the Odyssey like it’s the first time anyone has ever adapted anything before. Oh really? It doesn’t have every part of the poem in there? Yeah? The actors aren’t speaking in fakey British accents? They cast modern people? Oh?

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

In a world full of Lindsey Grahams, be a Sam Neill.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Whether causing suffering, excusing suffering or ignoring suffering, Lindsey Graham truly was a member of the Senate.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Me from 9 years ago, today: wow, Lindsey Graham died. Not exactly sure who that is, since he hasn’t had a ton of relevance to my life yet, but I’m sure he had a distinguished career in civil service. Me today, today: I’m gonna take a nice walk in the sunshine! Who wants doughnuts?

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I mean. The only playoff game the Nicks lost… Then he calls FIFA to overturn the red card…

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

He really is looking for every little thing to corrupt. Not that FIFA needed a lot of help in that department but still. It’s like the goal is for you to enjoy nothing.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Glad I decided to stay home and do literally any other thing. Just finished a nice steak dinner and looking forward to an evening of not getting struck by lightning.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Newsletter! Thoughts on the reflecting pool, sausage-related punishment, a terminally upset groundhog and a reading of a special edition of the Declaration of Independence! Join us, won't you?

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250!! | NAT'S LETTER

Meditations on scum! | a sausage pickle! | a groundhog gets an ulcer! | a reading of the Declaration of Independence!

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

JD Vance is a rotten tree that bears bad fruit. I have not read Vance’s book, Confessions - I did not want to give my money to a notoriously sycophantic, hypocritical, gelly-spined blowhard - but he speaks on topics he knows nothing about all the time, so it’s only fair I get my shot. 🧵1/

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Caveats about not being real Mexican food and all that, but I really do believe that the trashy hard shell ground beef taco, the one with the shredded cheddar cheese and iceberg lettuce, is a perfect food.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

You laugh to keep from crying, but this was a good laugh. Well done!

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Never ceases to amaze, the kinds of things people say when they are completely disconnected from reality. Go watch any comedy. Also, this makes me question if he understood why The Office was funny in the first place. Michael Scott was not some anti-woke truth teller. He was the buffoon by design.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

PITCH: basketball slippers for the players to play in so that the sneakers don’t squeak and wake anyone up.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

PITCH: a stadium concessions booth but instead of overpriced beer they sell warm milk and soft blankets.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

PITCH: a stadium NOISE-O-METER but instead of pumping up the crowd it asks them to politely keep it down for any sleeping heads of state.

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Am I… am I in time for the “Spencer Pratt-fall” jokes? You know? ‘Cuz he fell below Nithya Raman? Like a pratfall? Or has that been done already?

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Nat Topping @nattopping.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Thinking about voting Steyer just for the opportunity to bump Steve Hilton out of the final two. Although, “Governor Livingforgod Andcountry Demott” does have quite the ring to it….

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