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Nat Sauce

@natsauce.bsky.social
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Durham's geriatric millennial. Politics. Kids. Gossip. Gratuitous swearing.

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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 8h
My hs sr seems to be living this charmed life that we as adults and lots of therapy know is not real life and yet the sweetest boy showed up at our door yesterday picking her up for homecoming with a handmade sign and flowers and the goofiest grin on his face.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 23h
I have lived this horror of discovery
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is also some bullshit that the mall closes at 8pm
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One hour at closing Three stores We have acquired shoes, stockings, bra, underpants for hoco
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teen goes to college next year. Sent her the article and she pops by my room and says, yeah, but what about the 50 other men on the group chat who did nothing?
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“You can leave early”
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guided the teen on the purchase of her first pair of back seamed hose and the importance of those 1 star reviews.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Petition to replace card readers with pin pads for building access
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a teenager I convinced several adult to take 20ish kids to Hartsfield in two minivans for a scavenger hunt at midnight.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m barefoot and my back door is open. Perfect evening
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m the 1%
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ugh My fucking crown just fell apart in my mouth.
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David Connerley Nahm @dcnahm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy I can now get a burrito while my car gets towed.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fishfry Friday in Milwaukee
A to-go clamshell with fried fish over French fries
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I packed a linen shirt and there was no iron in the hotel room and the steamer didn’t work. Reaping sowing and all but I am wrinkled 😫
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think someone is scared of me and it’s making me giggle. For years I’ve been like, ugh I don’t want to run into this tool and now I learn the mfer is scared of me and goes out of their way to avoid having to interact with me and can’t keep a neutral face when I’m in the room. Such a smol bean
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty funny how people limit their drinks at ‘open bar cocktail’ events. It’s really not exceptional for me to order a glass of sparkling white wine or ask for a dash or two of bitters in it my friend.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have time zoned myself for the first time in who knows how long and embarrassingly showed up 45 mins early to something. But I got to see the tour bus and crowd queuing for tmbg and a monument to the Postal Carriers Union so not all bad.
A monument to the men and women who have delivered for America in rain sleet and snow and in tribute to their union.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reminded of the time three young employees were chatting in the lobby of my former employer and I mimed a camera and they shouted ‘damn it we got brochured.’ And then a white employee walked by, saw people laughing, and told their managers they were not working. Except I was the manager.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is humbling to know that people I respect believe in me.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am cackling today. Appropriate for the day and all but damn.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I packed for a 4 day work trip in a 40l backpack with a lot of space left to bring stuff home. 17yo: omg you’ve packed too much stuff what is wrong with you Huz: where’s your other bag? That’s IT?!?!
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When my oldest was 5 I committed that no matter how activist, engaged, or political I was, that she was not my pawn. I would not use her for my own vanity and I would not put her in the middle of me and other adults for a political moment. My fights are not hers - she gets to find her own
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow that essay….
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Connections was stupidly easy today
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trying to get 12 out of her reading rut and our latest book, before starting, checks all of her hesitation/but I won’t like boxes. If she makes it through we might have anew genre to explore
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Going to start offering my service to teenagers of finding the one right dress bc apparently I’m magical at it.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Half paying attention scrolling I saw this and went back to see which artist was tying THESE sneakers to lynching to then realize it’s a fucking intentional advertisement
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anxiety much?
A marble counter top with different teaspoon and tablespoon measuring cups each containing an individual color of nerds sorted from the box. A phone is visible where a show is simultaneously being streamed
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My daughter got nosey online and found stuff about the family I’m estranged from and has been cackling for a day. Her monologue runs something like ‘they want you to be upset you’re missing this’ and yes I adore her for her prescient perspective
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
9yo: I remember as a child…
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Sarah Ovenall @ovenall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spoiler alert since the clickbaity title doesn't tell you: the source was the water feature outside El Futuro, where the kid splashed water onto his face (gift link)
newsobserver.com
NC identifies most likely source of brain-eating amoeba infection that killed teen
After testing several locations, the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services announced the most likely culprit.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some mf tried to steal my shit while I was here. Saw him a couple doors down and hollered baby you can drop it and run or I call the cops, your choice. I think bc it was heavy he chose drop it and run but damn that was bold
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 15/09/2026
A page-a-day calendar of 365 reasons to flip off Robert Moses
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Remember Durham friends that Kroger shut down its stores in Durham and rebranded them Harris Teeter to break the union. Prior to the merger, the stores were unionized. Now they are not.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The amount of joy those kids filled my house with. Incredible vibes still.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have 16 kids over, 13 of whom will sleep over.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Taking a break from report spam on my texts to respond that a certain someone sold out trans kids and I won’t donate .
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The tween has declared it’s Mariah season. Who am I to stand in her way.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ever feel like shit but in a ‘I have no idea what’s making me feel poorly’ kinda way?
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One raised eyebrow and my husband immediately knew what I was talking about. Shortcuts after 20yrs I suppose
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Having a half pint at a bar on a Friday night after work while I wait for the family’s pick up order and here is why I love Durham 1. The music is chill 2. It’s only women, three of us alone, a couple of lesbian friends
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hi. Guess what.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The idea that being Ms. instead of Miss was somehow insulting
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Eating a lil lunch and singing melodies from over the rainbows
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I had to do the extended version of that quiz to appropriately get it right and I blame the fact that a lot of people aren’t FROM where I’m from and long timers talk differently than people who moved there in the past 40 years.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Teenager commenting on something I wrote : I can’t tell if this is badass or bitchy She’s not wrong friends!
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Zoe McElligott @nanopharmnc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
With the popularity of farm animals you should know who you’re doing business with….all goats shou be vaccinated for rabies! (Just like you would a dog) www.wral.com/news/local/r...
wral.com
4 rabid goats linked to traveling petting zoo that visited Durham County
Health officials are warning of a possible rabies exposure after four goats from a traveling petting zoo tested positive following stops in Durham County and several other North Carolina communities.
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Nat Sauce @natsauce.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Saw the cutest pair of vintage handmade red kitten heels at the consignment yesterday and tried them on and my foot is not healed enough for anything other than flats and that’s just so sad.
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