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Nathan Owens

@nathanowens.bsky.social
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Comedian. West Virginia born, Georgia raised, Atlanta resident. Sports fan, comedian, podcaster. Check out my specials Name Brand Human on YouTube or listen on SirusXM, or other audio places that don’t pay me as much, and Possum Daddy on the same stuff!

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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
No show has aged worse than Shark Tank
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Anyone who writes a review of a Star Wars thing should put in the intro sentence how much they liked Andor so I know if I should keep reading.
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
One of my favorite parts of the WNBA season so far is Allisha Gray saying she doesn’t block shots in an interview and then following that up with swatting everything in sight to begin the year. Genius.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
More like Jaxson Fart
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I really like how most NBA fans agree the western conference finals is the real nba finals. This is the most disrespectful we’ve been to the east. I’m sure Knicks fans blame this on Trae Young.
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I just want to get healthy enough for homeless people will stop calling me “big man”
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I love Wemby so much
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Me when the Spurs play the Thunder
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You should take medication for depression but if you still need help ask your doctor if a hummingbird feeder is right for you.
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Shoot yourself out of a slump final boss
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Just wish the hawks would tell us next time they’re planning to roll over for 4 quarters so we’re at least prepared to watch. I tuned in foolishly thinking both teams had some fight.
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Teams that hate me as a Hawks fan. 1. Hawks
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Teams that I hate the most right now as a hawks fan. 1. Knicks 2. Hawks
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
- refs - broadcast - Quinn Synder Everything is against them and they aren’t helping themselves
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Also the Kicks are maybe the 2nd worst team to watch behind the Thunder. 0 ethics on the court.
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’ve never seen a broadcast love a team so much as NBC does with the Knicks. Like they know they’re allowed to mention the Hawks are also playing, poorly, but they’re still there….
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I love how anytime someone beats the Knicks they “embrace the villain role”. You know, like how Luke Skywalker “embraced the villain role” when he blew up the Death Star
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i had to briefly log into twitter for last week for the first time in almost two years and holy SHIT i'm worried about anyone that has continued to mainline that. swimming through bots and racists and racist bots
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Brad Rowland @btrowland.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
i'm getting congratulatory messages and, as an atlanta sports fan, i simply refuse to engage at this point
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
We should have to give their president back. They won him fair and square.
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Just overheard someone talking on the phone to a bookie and that’s where gamblings needs to be again. It’s far too accessible and faceless. 20 year old Conner wants to throw all his finances at a parlay? Go talk to this shadowy figure in a parking garage who may or may not be chewing on a toothpick.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
dlvr.it
TPUSA All-American Halftime Show features plenty of Americana, religion, and un-family-friendly content
The Turning Point USA All-American Halftime Show aired on Sunday during Super Bowl LX halftime, which in itself feels like an achievement given how janky the rollout has been since it was announced. Despite being announced in October, the organization refused to reveal who would perform until a week before the Super Bowl, easing concerns that it might Read more... The post TPUSA All-American Halftime Show features plenty of Americana, religion, and un-family-friendly content appeared first on Awful Announcing.
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Why does Andy Griffith live with his aunt? Is it a Peter Parker situation?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/01/2026
Well yeah did you see how bad TCU beat him
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
dont forget the democratic establishment refused to endorse this man because they found this kind of language going too far they have always been spineless, gutless, complicit losers. always. but now the heat of the moment is making that fact even more plainly viewed for everyone to see
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Has inside the NBA been good? I can’t keep up with when games are, which app, but I feel like I’m seeing so many fewer fun clips. Last season felt like every Thursday at the very least my timeline was flooded with whatever fun thing they did or said and this year it’s crickets. Is that just me?
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Re: Sean McDermott getting fired, I ask once again: why are all these GMs keeping their jobs when they bear more responsibility for team failure?
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Quinn Synder needs to go. I do worry that will throw the media into a frenzy not being able to blame Trae but I think it’s worth the risk.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Yes!
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Did the falcons do a good thing @minakimes.bsky.social?
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Crypto dot com arena is so embarrassing
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/01/2026
i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
How do we legally keep Zac Robinson from even a headset or clipboard? He shouldn’t be allowed to have one playing video games. Get him a football coloring book that’s as close as he deserves to be to this game.
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Zac Robinson shouldn’t even be allowed to play Madden
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Yall better bring the same energy for a 3 loss Alabama that was also brought for JMU and Tulane not “deserving” a spot.
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
It’s been the worst booth in MNF history for a while, and that’s including the Dennis Miller years.
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Love this falcons team waiting until they’re eliminated from the playoffs to show life. As a fan I love that and I know that they’ll build momentum and bring back the same staff for another year and miss the playoffs again. Super fun.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
You only hear about Auld Lang Syne. Shout out to all the Neu Lang Syne out there.
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I’ve never understood hidden tallent. I am constantly scraping the bottom of the talent barrel and people are out there holding back???
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
#ExtendPitts
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
raheem morris flaunting to the camera, just sickening
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Would’ve loved for this team to show any life in I don’t know…. ANY OF THE GAMES THAT MATTERED
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
i am cackling this is the worst intense game ever
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 12/12/2025
Why do I feel like the Falcons are going to find some fresh, exciting new way to fail here
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I really hope they’re spending their time wisely and changing all the locks in Flowery Branch before the coaching staff is back in town
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Zac Robinson is such a good OC he waited until the falcons were mathematically eliminated from the post season before they started throwing to Pitts in the Redzone. Playing 4D chess out there.
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Nathan Owens @nathanowens.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Braves fans have been marked safe from cheering for Pete Alonso
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