Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026learning how to say “she has a big bush” (i still have some learning to do) 010
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 22/06/2026imma say it, cuz it’s a choice SHE made, but Rulla looks like a Who from Whoville now #rhori 030
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Finally catching up on #LoveIslandUSA and here are some early observations: -these men don’t deserve these women -Sincere’s haircut is fucking insane -kenzie feels less like a real person and more like a stephanie weir sketch character who somehow wandered off the set of 90s MTV 010
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Jo Ellen has moved up the pyramid after tonight’s episode of #RHORI 140
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 27/04/2026i know i’m annoying as hell to watch #rhori with cuz i just sit here and repeat everything alicia says 290
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Mayhem in Minnesota was unreal. Can’t wait to do it again tomorrow 0102
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 01/03/2026him: you better not be cunty Ronald McDonald when i get there me: 021
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 01/03/2026why the fuck am i CRYING that Hudson Williams showed up for Conner Storrie on SNL? 050
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 26/02/2026hop off the plane at MSP, buzzed from plane wine with just a carry-on… let’s go see MBB! 030
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Dropkin to my knees to support Korey in the gold medal match 020
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 12/11/2025they said it was going to get better, and they weren’t wrong 080
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 12/11/2025just some pics from the backyard. the northern lights are putting on a show tonight, and it’s apparently only getting better? 060
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025me, a graphic designer coming back to work after a week off: 040
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 05/11/2025totally forgot we get another night of #rhoslc and below deck crossover tonight! 020
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 24/10/2025shocked to find out that Elijah Perseus on today’s episode of jeopardy is not in fact a magician 150
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 18/10/2025carrie ann just referred to hilaria baldwin as “a woman of a certain age” on dancing with the stars. she’s 41. i need a minute. WHAT?! 030
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 16/10/2025happy thursday from my beanie baby, who somehow feels both cuddly and like a garbage bag full of coat hangers and cd cases 080
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 11/10/2025how i imagine my therapist describes me to her partner while technically obeying HIPAA: 010
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 08/10/2025not britani petting a cactus while choosing a man over her daughter 💀 her forgetting to care for that plant is about to be the healthiest relationship in her life #rhoslc 030
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 05/10/2025what in fresh hell am i doing to find these dark-ass corners of the internet where i get served ads for a game where you crash planes into towers??? and a top score of 9/11??? 😭 010
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 25/09/2025when ur being a slut on snapchat and the the family group starts going off and you wonder who got that last message 060
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 12/09/2025vince going up to the hammock asking morgan if she hates him #bb27 041
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 04/09/2025RFK is on capitol hill this morning, and aside from his already awful voice, his cocaine-fueled congestions are causing stertor that sounds like nails down a chalkboard. and this is the man we’re supposed to trust with our health policies? i think the fuck not. 100
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 03/09/2025everyone go wish my handsome husband @ohnomiko.bsky.social a happy birthday! 191
Nate @nateythom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025what do you mean “are you okay?”. would an unstable person have the laser focus required to become the queen of msp airport on an airplane tracking game. exactly. 030
