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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If Logan ran to Taco Bell for his 30th birthday, he'd have what could only be described as Logan's Diarrhea.

natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Given recent scandals my favorite band had to replace their original lead vocalist. This is all to say I'm looking forward to the new album by Humperdinck Dirty Money.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

New Three Lions rewrite drops Thursday.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

When a forceful sneeze makes me stoop over a little, I momentarily become 5'7", which is my gesund-height.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Looking forward to hearing music by openers QD and the Bisexual Pint before an MSG concert.

Screenshot of news article with headline "Exclusive | James Dolan hands control of Rangers to son Quentin"

Heronimagenof article is split photo of James Dolan on the left, Quentin on the right.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Ok, I have apparently misunderstood and we are NOT playing a soccer match against Boz Scaggs.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I've been refreshing this wikipedia article all evening and YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN GAME 5. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_NB...

en.wikipedia.org

2026 NBA Finals - Wikipedia

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

If theres a body by Jake, then Jake will naturally be my number one suspect.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

If you bend over a little when sneezing, you're a little shorter at that moment. And if you measure it, thats your gesund height.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

(Singing in Andrew Lloyd Weber's Cats Voice) A TC Tugger has a curious knob......

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Absolutely TRANSCENDENT "2 Dead 2 Salesman" production happening at the Winter Garden. From the initial pulse pounding car chase sequence to the final triumphant ensemble singalong number of Ludacris' "I Got Hoses in Different Area Codeses." ⭐️⭐️. (The two stars being Nathan Lane and Laurie Metcalf)

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Once again my #bestwronganswers ranking far exceeds my end-of-season ranking.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

For 13 seconds I was very very proud of our astronauts.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

There's more to the lyrics of Rockin' Robin than we're giving credit for.

Screenshot of a genius.com annotation for the song Rockin' Robin, explicating the lyric "He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole"

The explanation:

The Bop is a dance move. Buzzards and orioles are both types of birds. So in this context, “out-bopped” means the “rockin' robin” danced better than either of the other 2 birds mentioned!

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Congratulations to Sinners on its Oscars success. The last 3 times they made a movie about a pair of Jordans, it wasnt as good.

Movie poster for Like Mike: Streetball (2006)

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Dont know what my barber is expecting me to put in this envelope, but the postage is paid, so 🤷

Stamped envelope hung with scotch tape above a commode with the handwritten message: reminder flush after use

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Yeah I do Romanian deadlifts. Lately I can bench press 4 Draculas.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I just feel like monsters should be named after what's scary about them. Cyclops? Nah, he's a Mean Big Boy.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Time for Seattle to let some of the second stringers get some playtime. (The second stringers are members of Mudhoney, probably.)

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

No offense to the one from SNL, but given his magnetic ability to cultivate an audience's calls-and-responses, Cab Calloway was clearly the original Hi-Dee Gardner. #superbowl

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

They should have little 30 second sports matches at regular intervals a few times an hour during the CLIO awards just to make it fair.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I think the Mr. Bean franchise have been more popular if it had started as a novel the way Richard Curtis originally planned. Or less popular. Or the same popular.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Superstition says you can't say Auld Lang Syne at a New Years Party. We call it "the Scottish song."

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I dont think they should have inducted Jeffry Epstein into the #RockAndRollHallOfFame tonight. Like, read the room. #RockHall2025 #RockHall #MusicHistory

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

@learnedleague.com Thorsten, what are you doing to me with this promotion to A? I'm a-scared.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I know this guy, and yes, you should get ready.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Um, ok, if I suddenly retire and if I suddenly have my balls gold-plated this December, its because of this Christmas song i just wrote.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Me sampling jerky at a mall kiosk: "This jerky tastes so good, it had to have been made by a 12 year old boy who wasn't wearing a hat." Employee at @matthatjerky.bsky.social kiosk: "Buckle up, fucko, cause I'm about to blow your mind."

Matt Hatt Jerky packaging with copy revealing "11-year-old makes world's best jerky" and a photo of Matt wherein he is wearing a cowboy hat.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

If you look at the name of this national forest, you'll notice that its name is exactly Waluigi spelled backwards. This should tell you that something is afoot.

Screenshot of a government website for Siuslaw National Forest, with a sinister unwanted propaganda message overlaid on it.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

An assortment of numbers between 1 and 75, arranged in a 5 by 5 grid with a free space in the middle spot? I didnt have that on my bingo card.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Broke my duolingo streak today. Now I don't know if I even WANT to learn Nell.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I don't trust anyone that's got a skeleton inside them. Have you seen those things?!

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Much health and healing to the deceased and his festival.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Turning Point's stuff has gone downhill the past couple days.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

He's in heaven now, making amazing music with Jimi Hendrix, Janis Jopin, Franz Liszt, and Bruce Springsteen. I imagine him playing hambone percussion.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Ok, but whose phone should I be using?

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

I hope the Pentagon is ordering some cuh-RAZY bread, on accounta how insane the whole thing is.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

They full on made C. Thomas Howell do whiteface in The Outsiders....smh

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't be Air Budd Dwyer.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

In Soviet Russia, Shudder presents Corn in the Clownfield.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

TV detective: These are some pretty intense lyrics. He must have had a lot of enemies. What parent WOULDN’T want to throttle him for filling their kids’ heads with trash? Slain pop punk musician via music video: 🎵 Some cats may call me rude, but they just hate my doggie ‘tude! Woof!

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

How many Stamps does it take to send an actor to heaven? Terrence Stamp. Delete.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

The 1980s were just a Lengthiest Buttock competition.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Kids used to be into Sit Ubu Sit, and now all they talk about is Shit Labubu Shit.

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

If you love dictionary co-authors so much, why don't you Merriam?

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natekushner.bsky.social @natekushner.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Adjusted for inflation, he's probably a Chabillionaire by now.

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