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Nate Gordon

@natedgreat88.bsky.social
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Technology teacher with a platypus patronus. Fan of the 4 C’s (Coffee, CrossFit, Crossword puzzles, and the Cincinnati Reds). Aficionado of Tolkien, spaghetti westerns, and Irish whiskey.

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Tea with Tolkien @teawithtolkien.com · 17/02/2025
I just got off the phone with J.R.R. Tolkien and he told me all of the dancing bears survived the Downfall of Númenor so nobody has to worry about them 🙏
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/02/2025
Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Hope Ryan Day spends the offseason kicking in doors in the Columbus area and eating stuff straight out of strangers’ cabinets like a problem bear
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/01/2025
I’m not turning on the damn television today until it’s time for Ohio State vs Notre Dame and I highly recommend this course of action
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Someone just found out how babies work.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
If I was Matt, of all people, I would probably not muse about where kids are gonna be spending their time.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫". 🙏 ❤️ 👍
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
'The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth—it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true'
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Always love visiting new gyms for their 12 Days of #CrossFit WOD. Tackled this one yesterday at CrossFit Petram.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Thus shall you follow in the tradition of your ancestors, and their ancestors before them
Bunch of Thai food
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/12/2024
The Merriam-Webster Word of the Year for 2024 is ‘polarization.’ About half of you might take issue with this. www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/wor...
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2024 Word of the Year: Polarization
Plus 'demure,' 'totality,' 'allision,' and other words that defined the year
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Burn 🔥🤣
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
a “couple” means two, a “few” means three, and “several” means four but no more than nine. “many” means more than a third but fewer than half and “most” means more than three-fourths. i am so glad this is not controversial and we could easily reach a consensus on this.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21/11/2024
‘Phonetic’ is not. ‘Abbreviation’ is 12 letters. ‘Thesaurus’ doesn’t have a synonym. Say what you will about English, but it has a sense of humor.
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Brian Schatz @schatz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If I don’t use a certain app it doesn’t mean I’m engaging in purity politics. For me - and this, again isn’t a political statement - I find this one easier to navigate. It’s not that deep. Sometimes people want to say what’s on their mind without being deluged by flying horseshit.
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Joy-Ann Reid @joyannreid.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
So to summarize, according to #maga, any Black, gay or trans person who achieves any position, no matter how degreed or credentialed they are is an unqualified #dei hire. And any white person, however unqualified or even sketchy is inherently qualified when they get a job. Do I have that right?
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
You too?
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Nobody laughs at a dancing Paddington.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
when the baked Brie comes out at 11 am
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
And sports (via The Athletic)
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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a donkey kong cartoon says it 's on like donkey kong !!!
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Danny Deraney @dannyderaney.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Happy 51st anniversary to A Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving!
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Guess you’re sleeping on the sofa tonight
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Pshaw he didn’t even have to put on a bald wig 🤣
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Tolkien and James Clavell. When I was asked to pick my “favorite book” for a school activity, my wife was surprised I chose “Shogun” over LOTR.
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
😂
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Beaker and Mushkin look forward to continued dialogue.
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Elon thinks he is …
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Don’t you dare sully the best Lex Luthor any of us will ever see.
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Either Salems Lot or Pet Cemetery. I think the latter.
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Feanor, probably…
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Who doesn’t love a good aqueduct?
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap o- Me: The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath Intrvwr: I'm sorry I- Me: The drums will shake the castle wall, the ring wraiths ride in black! Intrviwr: RIDE ON! Me: SING AS YOU RAISE YOUR BOW! Intrvwr: RIDE ON! Me: Shoot straighter than before
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I think it was third grade, so 78 or 79, and my parents said there was a movie on TV I might like - was the Rankin-Bass Hobbit. The next day at school a friend said he was going to get the book from the school library. “There’s a book too?”
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
youtu.be/G8dsvclf3Tk?...
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Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky (Animated Video)
YouTube video by ELOVEVO
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Shawn E Marchese @shawnemarchese.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Out of the Great Sea to Bluesky I am come! In this place will I abide… but my kids will inevitably end up on TikTok.
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
📌
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Nate Gordon @natedgreat88.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Possibly the greatest saga in social media history.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
As I told Wolf Blitzer here: If you were seeking to destroy the country, the Gabbard, Gaetz, and RFK Jr. picks were exactly the ones you’d make. And that’s not surprising. Because Trump is a malignant narcissist, and malignant narcissists, subconsciously or consciously, *do* seek to destroy.
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 13/11/2024
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