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The Funkadelic Relic

@natecorbitt.bsky.social
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-Transplanted Cub fan in North Carolina. -Pro wrestling fan. -Ambivert -Higher education professional by day, BBQ spice purveyor by evenings and weekends. natesbbqblends.com

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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 15h
I know the game isn't over, but if I were in Brewer gear at Dodger Stadium right now, I'd be making my way out of the park. What's the over/under on assaults on Brewers fans leaving the ballpark tonight? #NLCS
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Darci Meadows, Published Author @saintwalker98.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what's frustrating is how much they actually ABANDONED this, the MCU's closest artistic comparison IMHO is not comics it's Pro Wrestling and to that end an Avengers movie is their Wrestlemania where all the feuds climax and a new champion gets crowned, it's a necessary catharsis/timeline point
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
your e-mail does not find me well. it finds me like a piece of shit. thanks for bringing it up.
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me IRL
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Robert L Arnold @defiance13.bsky.social linktr.ee/Defiance13
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#WWERAW 's announce table budget must be through the roof.
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Andy Kaufman did it better. #WWERAW #Miz
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Vote for me!!
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie Clerk
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.instagram.com/reels/DceNXg...
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Dolly Parton on Instagram: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton."
1M likes, 77K comments - dollyparton on August 25, 2026: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton.".
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOT DOLLY PARTON!!!!
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Greatest. Picture. Ever!
A person dressed as Spider-Man leans over Jake Lang in a tactical vest, and punches him in his face. A security officer in tactical gear sits beside them, while several people stand nearby watching and taking photos. A partially visible American flag and event signage appear in the background.
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A quick life update....

For the past several months, I’ve been planting the seeds for what I hope to do when I take early retirement from UNCA in a couple of years. After nearly 20 years in Admissions, and about 13 of those focused specifically on campus visits and events, I’ve become pretty passionate about the idea that a campus visit isn’t just a tour. It’s one of the most important enrollment experiences a college can create.
I’ve been talking with several higher ed consulting firms about working as an independent contractor, helping their clients evaluate and improve their campus visit programs. Last week, one of those firms called to tell me that Eastern Kentucky University was interested in having its campus tours audited. Yesterday, I got the word that EKU accepted the proposal.
So… I officially have my first campus visit consulting client! 🎉
The project will involve evaluating the campus tour experience from the prospective student’s perspective, from registration and the pre-visit communication to arrival, the tour itself, the student ambassador experience, storytelling, and follow-up. Basically, I get to be professionally nosy about someone else’s campus visit program.
My plan is to do this work alongside my current role as Campus Visit Manager at UNCA over the next two years. During that time, I’m hoping to build experience, work with more institutions, refine what I’m calling The Visit Experience Model, and learn exactly what it takes to turn campus visits into a meaningful enrollment strategy.
Then, when I finally hang up my UNCA campus tour hat, the hope is to take what I’ve built and launch my own consulting firm focused specifically on campus visits and events.
It’s still very much a “let’s see where this goes” kind of thing, but getting that first client is a pretty big milestone.
Two years from now, I may be retired… or I may have accidentally created myself another full-time job.
Either way, I’m excited to see where this goes. Fingers crossed!
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Can the powers that be please give us a Spidey/Punisher buddy cop movie? #BrandNewDay
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Thank you, Sergey Brin. "Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight billionaire tax" techcrunch.com/2026/08/10/g...
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We are SO gonna get Penta vs. Ray Fenix for the final match if the tournament, aren't we? I'm so here for it! #WWERaw
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Unlikely source" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Trump shields accused child-groper and those who hurl racist slurs at kids: Investigation
A Texas school principal accused of touching cheerleaders' chests found protection from an unlikely source; President Donald Trump, a new report revealed Sunday. The unnamed principal, under federal i...
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
They just talked about the Avanti's Gondola on the Cubs game!!
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The kid behind the announce table with the Mohawk AND rat tail is everything! #WWERaw
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is Oba Femi the next Paul Heyman Guy? #WWERaw
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Every damn day....
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Why on Earth would anyone think we need ranch flavored Pop Rocks? #why #justdont
buffalowildwings.com
POPPIN' RANCH
Savory Ranch flavored popping candy that adds a burst of Ranch and a pop to every bite.
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Anthony S. @sevensoldiers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
WWE announces their "Worlds Collide" event for Saturday September 26, 2026... the same day AND in the same city as the AEW "All Out" ppv, Chicago, IL. But no, #AEW isn't their competition at all. #WWE #AEWDynamite #AEWCollision
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
OOF! BoyzIIMen sounding rough! #MLB #ASG26 #AllStarGame
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Twenty. Fifth. Amendment.
A screenshot of a social media post from Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) showing a manipulated image of Barack and Michelle Obama waving from the stairs of Air Force One. The side of the aircraft has been digitally altered with graffiti-style spray paint. The graffiti includes the phrases "YES WE CAN" in yellow with a red outline, "BLM" in black with a white outline, "OBAMA" in red with a black outline, and an Arabic phrase written in black script at the bottom. A large Presidential Seal is also visible on the fuselage. At the bottom of the screenshot, a Reddit attribution bar reads "Posted in r/BlackPeopleofReddit by u/Stormclamp".
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
He only hires the best and brightest!
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DOJ scrambles after accidentally releasing sealed Jack Smith report on Trump
The Justice Department accidentally released former special counsel Jack Smith's sealed report on President Donald Trump to lawyers for the former prosecutor accused of stealing it.Volume II includes ...
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
So, *that's* where my nose went!
A carved wooden hand sculpture with long fingernails and decorative silver accents at the base stands upright on a table. The hand is posed with its fingers curled together, unintentionally looking like it's triumphantly holding an invisible nose after winning the classic "I got your nose!" game every parent plays with a baby.
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's a minor complaint, but a World Championship match should almost always be a main event, but never an opener. #AEW #wrestlesky
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
THIS is what a true patriot looks like. www.instagram.com/reel/DaQ1j-n...
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RAIDER TOMMY on Instagram: "#Repost @jolly_good_ginger —— Absolutely historic event I just witnessed. While in uniform an active duty commissioned officer with the United States Air Force just publi...
49 likes, 2 comments - raider79tommy on July 1, 2026: "#Repost @jolly_good_ginger —— Absolutely historic event I just witnessed. While in uniform an active duty commissioned officer with the United ...
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Well, that's going to help the run differential.... #CubsWin #FlyTheW #Cubs
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Wilma Marlene Fine ✈️ @wmf5.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A pedophile, an adjudicated rapist, a former heroin addict, acholics, women abusers, racists, bigots, antisemites, liars, ignoramuses, grifters, and obnoxious unqualified as*holes, are the mob known as the United States Regime.
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He looks do depressed. And I'm here for all of it!
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Scott Smith @canaansdad1987.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I posted the story about the infant being killed during a shoplifting in Mississippi, Luke is always much better at expressing himself than I am. A box of diapers? Seriously? Sad where our country has come. #USDemocracy
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SayItToMyFace💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @sayittomyface.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Conservatism is a disease that will continue to repeat without significant education. He’s our current president because there are too many who have always been like this! History may not always repeat exactly but it definitely rhymes. The people in this were the 1960s version of today’s MAGA
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KymberliB @kymber2526.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Well, great...
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Brian Cardone @cardonebrian.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Rep Melanie Stansbury (D-NM) and journalist Katie Phang are the two people who are going to get to the bottom of the #EpsteinFiles These ladies are relentless and keep telling it like it is and for that I raise my glass!
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🤦‍♂️
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
OK, this is hilarious. We just got an email from UNC Charlotte promoting their new AI Assistant for Charlotte families. IT'S JUST A BLANK EMAIL!!!! 🤣
An email from "The 49er Family Hub" at UNC Charlotte introducing a new AI Assistant. The email footer features the University of North Carolina at Charlotte 49er Family Hub logo on a green background. Below the logo, text indicates it is "Powered by CampusESP" alongside a copyright notice for CampusESP dated 2026.
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Remember when we all thought this was as bad as it could possibly get?
Screenshot of a Milwaukee Journal Sentinel article showing a historic photo from 1992. Vice President Dan Quayle sits and applauds as a sixth-grade student writes the word “potatoe” on a classroom chalkboard during a spelling exercise at Rivera School in Trenton, New Jersey. The photo caption explains that Quayle suggested adding an “e” to the word “potato,” a widely publicized spelling error. Below the image, the article text describes the incident and notes that Quayle relied on a faulty flash card during the event.
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Well, fuck.
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If Craig Counsell is not laying into this team in the locker room after this game, I will go against my usual stand of being against firing Managers mid-season. There are no excuses for how bad the #Cubs have been over the last 20 games or so.
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I can't be the only one who thought this was an aged down Jack Nicholson from the screenshot.
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BY ANY MEANS Official Trailer (2026) Mark Wahlberg, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II
YouTube video by Rapid Trailer
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Just the dumbest people imaginable.
An image of a social media exchange on X (formerly Twitter) between politician Jerrod Sessler and musician Dee Snider.

Jerrod Sessler's post reads:
"Bummed to learn that @deesnider, the man with the perfect song written decades ago about the attack on traditional, conservative American values… “We’re Not Gonna Take It” is riding the train in the wrong direction. How could it be that he sang for us but now fights for them?"

Dee Snider's quote-tweet response above it reads:
"You think i wrote a song in support of "traditional American values"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You funny."
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This is the man who wants us to believe he's a bad ass?
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This was a thing of beauty! #Cubs #CubsSky #MLB
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Shallotte, NC knows how to social media...
An alligator walking on a grassy lawn in front of a white picket fence and a house. The image includes a screenshot of a humorous Facebook post from the "City of Shallotte, NC" teasing the neighboring town of Southport about an alligator on Stuart Avenue.

"We’d like to extend our thoughts and prayers to the town of Southport during this national crisis.

We understand that a single alligator is currently holding a residential neighborhood hostage on Stuart Avenue, and that the local police force has been deployed to... checks notes... stand in a circle and stare at it.
Look, we know Southport is used to scenic sailboat tours and quiet boutique shopping, but it’s a lizard, guys. Not Godzilla.

If anyone in Southport needs to run to the grocery store but is trapped inside by a 300-pound log with legs, give us a call. We’ll send over a Shallotte middle schooler with a sturdy stick to escort you to your car.
Stay brave, heroes. 🫡🐊"
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Jed needs to bring in Lester and Lackey, to lay into these guys and wake their asses up! #Cubs #CubsSky
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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Who wants to tell him?
A screenshot of a Facebook post by Matt Walsh, featuring his verified profile picture and name. The text of the post reads:
"How to fix America in four easy steps:
-You must speak English fluently to vote
-You must be a US citizen and only a US citizen to vote
-You must pass a 5th grade level civics test to vote
-You must not be on any form of welfare to vote"
Below the post, there are Facebook reaction icons (like and heart) and counters showing 2.5K reactions, 637 comments, and 126 shares. An imgflip.com watermark is visible in the bottom left corner.
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Brett Taylor @brett-taylor.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cubs batter when he sees ducks on the pond.
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