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Nate Cardozo

@natecardozo.bsky.social
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Senior Staff Privacy Engineer at Google working on sealed computing, ambient sensing, e2ee, and stuff. Formerly encryption policy at Meta/WhatsApp. Infosec lawyer at EFF before that. Biglaw long ago. Views are mine alone.

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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It rubs the mustard on its head or else it gets the hose again.
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone demanding Senator Schmidtt apologize to Jack Smith are again setting the bar too low. They should be demanding his resignation from the Judiciary Committe. He's unfit to serve Pound the table. Make some noise. Turn this into a multi-day story
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Chi Phi members named in the lawsuit are defendants Matthew Ingalls, Johnathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris and Scott Kretzschma. All seem to have deleted their LinkedIn profiles.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pathetic how corporate America bends over backwards to give Trump fake awards.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not really the point, but I'd suggest that if you own 20 "family farms," they probably aren't "family farms."
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Current status.
Niagara Falls, Ontario Canada. 🇨🇦
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The best thing about AI killing all the humans is that no one has standing to sue.
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JaneSlainLane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you guys this is Dorothy Zbornak and Rose Nylund 😻
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Somewhere, deep in the ADL’s secret lair, Jonathan Greenblatt is drafting his Muskish defense.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Saturday.
Dorothy Zbornak does a snooze.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ohhh noooooo.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
NO! Wait, Riley Roberts on Bachelor in Paradise, and he crashes out in the second episode.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If ABC doesn’t at least offer her the next Bachelorette I don’t even fucking know.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I bet they had to, ahem, disinfect the shit out of that catering cart.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Rogers was chairman of the House intelligence committee. He knows his election wasn’t stolen, he lost. I saw up close his efforts, post-Snowden, to protect the NSA & ensure it continues to nullify your constitutionally-protected privacy. He was for impunity then & wants the same thing for himself.
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Michigan Senate Candidate, a Former Trump Critic, Shifts Toward Election Skepticism
Mike Rogers, the Republican nominee, has suggested that further scrutiny of the 2020 election was warranted and that voting irregularities sank his first Senate bid two years ago.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You know who isn’t law abiding, who doesn’t pay a lot of tax, and whose wife was an illegal immigrant…
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m on a boat.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I competed in this one year…
A selfie of Nate with, a mustache and… what the fuck is that, another mustache?? Jesus god.
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
All I’ll say is that this era of Dodger baseball fucking rules when you don’t have some loser in your ear complaining about how they’re ruining baseball. What a time to be alive, truly
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Oh no he fucking did not. Go home, this ad on the BBC, you’re drunk.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
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Leespoons Malkovich
Alt: Sexily: Malkovich, Malkovich.
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Lorenzo Franceschi-Bicchierai @lorenzofb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The fact that *this* Spain — a team where kids whose parents are from Africa are some of the best in the squad — won in front of Donald Trump is kind of poetic. Spain still has huge problems with racism, but this team reflects a new beautiful reality that deserves to be celebrated.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
*raping
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🦇🎃💀 Riana-mator 💀🎃🦇 @riana.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Disincentivizing widely-used online services from offering strong encryption. During a war with Iran. A country that's been conducting cyber operations against U.S. targets for years. That's what both parties think belongs in the NATIONAL DEFENSE BILL.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Auto opt-in is not a thing. It doesn’t exist. Words have meaning. Say what it is. This “feature” is opt-out. Come on, @elitan.bsky.social, do better. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/08/t...
“Automatically opted in” isn’t a thing. The author meant to write “the feature is opt-out” but for some inexplicable reason bought into Meta’s mealy-mouthed bullshit. Do better, Eli.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*Jesus flips chair around* you know who ELSE got into some big fights with his dad me I’m talking about me Jesus Christ whose dad is God
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s one banana Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
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JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Illinois expanded vote-by-mail because we believe voting should be easier, not harder. Now, Trump’s handpicked Postmaster General is threatening to withhold mail ballots unless states turn over voter rolls. That's not election security. It’s voter suppression.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I don’t know man, who is “the Democratic Party” if it’s not the voters?Democratic voters choose candidates, not party leaders. And party leaders need to listen to what voters are telling us - and right now they are demanding our party be bolder.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Broseph, you lost in nyc for a REASON. The candidates who won don’t hate the party. Their constituents do actually support the party. They ARE the party, and the party is rejecting YOU.
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Kevin Collier @kevincollier.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I OCR'd this and unsurprisingly, there's no indication the feds cracked Signal. Your Signal group chats appear to remain technically secure, but practically only safe if no one in the group is a fed or willing to make a deal with law enforcement.
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Ron Deibert @rondeibert.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
WhatsApp catches NSO Group targeting its platform in violation of court orders. Files injunction. Also announces it's donating to the Spyware Accountability Initiative. about.fb.com/news/2026/06...
about.fb.com
Fighting Spyware: An Update From WhatsApp
WhatsApp caught and disrupted spear phishing attempts linked to NSO, a spyware firm blacklisted by the US government.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Look at what they handed out on the ferry on the way to work today.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is my sarcastic :shockedpikachu: face because I am not shocked.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The Pope has come out against capitalism and he ain’t wrong.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The MLB extra special fugly Armed Forces Day caps this weekend can go fuck themselves right the fuck off.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is premeditated murder.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If we actually want to appreciate moms, we should be providing free childcare, healthcare, and guaranteed income for stay-at-home parents to put more money in families’ pockets and ensure no SAHP is reliant on a partner for their economic security. Idk I think that’s better than 15% off a vacuum.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I love that Ka$h is suing Fitzpatrick and she’s like: <DJ Khaled voice> Another one! </DJ Khaled voice> Good reporting, stay strong, and may you win this stupid SLAPP.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Overheard in a Signal group chat: “the Park Slope Coop is the Bluesky of grocery stores.”
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What's especially funny about this is how hard Ilya worked to try to persuade people that he hadn't meant anything nefarious by referring to Justice Jackson, at the time of her nomination, as a "lesser black woman." When people show you who they are, believe them.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
iCloud Keychain is a top-5 security improvement for the masses. It’s a gift from the gods, truly.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Matt Blaze is literally an expert on election security. Listen to him.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The hero we deserve, that’s who.
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Eight out of ten. The dateline should read LAS VEGAS not WASHINGTON. theonion.com/bottle-girl-...
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Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear
WASHINGTON—Smiling vacantly while the FBI director rattled off classified information over thumping EDM music, local bottle girl Tanya Page reportedly nodded along early Friday morning as Kash Patel s...
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hahahahaha, bye Felicia. apnews.com/article/sout...
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Seoul court sentences US YouTuber to 6 months in jail over offensive stunts
An American YouTuber who sparked national outrage in South Korea for provocative stunts, including dancing on a statue honoring victims of wartime sexual slavery, was sentenced to six months in prison...
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with a gmail.com link in the bottom right corner
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a gmail.com link in the bottom right corner
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Nate Cardozo @natecardozo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Me: <packing a bowl>
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