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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews

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Canadian Budtender for 3+years, past reviews available on beacons.ai/natashasimms, art account @natashasimmsart.bsky.social

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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
The Welldressed ketchup that is infused with 10 mg THC is a bit peculiar but not truly awful. I would say it is definitely very average and is outshone by most commercial ketchups. Tthe size is perfect for its serving, not too much and not too little.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The Astronutz tokin’ BBQ krisps are a good idea that is poorly accomplished. The chips themselves are actually quite nice as is the seasoning. There are a good handful of them and it is a good balance in the barbecue seasoning albeit a bit spicy for my palate.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The Smoker Farms Master Kush Ultra honey oil vape feels like getting to smoke the flower with none of the flaws of smoking. I find it softens out the rough edges that you can sometimes get with a smoke as well as the intensity of the pepperiness for me.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I'm not sure if it was just me but I did not really like the Island Genetics Kool Grapes. It was a little frustrating because I could see how high quality both the cure and the grow was from the excellent trichomes under the scope. They were really thick and very well developed.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The Wildcard CBD Umpqua resin was surprisingly pleasant. It was fairly aromatic on opening out of the fridge and grew in intensity as it warmed up to room temperature.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The Good Buds gluerangutan live rosin disposable Vape was probably the best vape I have had in a long time. I really appreciate that this truly was a true to flower experience with amazing flavor and durability.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The Rosebud BC garlic papaya live hash pre-rolls were fantastic. On opening the tube there's a very soft herbal aroma which is almost deceptive given how flavorful the smoke was. The smoke itself was exceptionally smooth.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I was rather pleasantly surprised by Bullrider's Afghani Bullrider. Despite arriving old, and picking it up a few months later from that, it was surprisingly smokable. It looked very well cured, with a nice trichome appearance under the scope.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Smyle dropped a new Sweet Tooth beverage for the summer, Grape Ginger Ale. It's a limited run so I did move up my review in case it goes fast. Frankly this is fabulous and has set my personal bar for infused grape soda higher for the time being.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Paradise Valley dropped a preroll of Falcon 9. I really wanted to try it since I'd not had anything from this LP before or even heard of this cultivar. It had a great aroma right from the tube. It had a strong funk and earth notes.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
BC Weed Co's Strawberry Sugar from Capital City Cannabis was fairly disappointing. Starting from the can, it's both easier and harder to open than some cans. I really don't like the press two opposite tabs to open and it actually got harder to take off once the can was opened completely.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
So the Endgame Astro Pink Diamonds are the first diamond I've tried where they flavor was better on high than low. I got a sample a fair time ago and have finally gotten to it in line. It did pretty well in my Yocan Orbit despite not quite being hot enough even on high.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
So it was fully my fault for delaying actually smoking the All Nations Rockstar prerolls. I did get it about a month ago but it's been a bit of a time which is also why my reviews have been sparse lately.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The Bong Guru Rockstar from Rogworld is quite nice. I think my only complaint is that it could have been a little less dry and a hair more flavorful for how fresh it was, only a month in the tube.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I'm definitely having a better time with SaltSpring Magic this year than last year. The cure was much better since there was a ton of life still in their Cola Float despite being packaged in about 3 months ago.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Greenade is an offshoot of Sitka and both brands still are struggling to find consistency. I've gotten a chance to try it fresher for a change and can once again see something went wrong during the process. Their 14g Fight Club was all over the place.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
So while I still do like Royal Harvest's Frosted Fruit Cake, the Red Velvet R has disappointed me twice now. I got it once over the winter for my partner and recently as a preroll as well. For what I am paying for two 1gs, I did expect a bit better.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
So getting the only part that is redundant out of the way. The chocolate is fine and works fine as a distillate edible. What Indiva has done through their brand Bhang is terrible and hopefully this spreads so they never do it again.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The Trippy Sips Kool Cherry diamond cart is solid for folks looking for lighter flavoring in their vapes. The aroma is pretty low profile as well so no worries of folks noticing your use.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
So having tried a few of the Endgame shatter now, I've started to notice they have almost a signature flavor. This is true for the Platinum Jelly shatter as well. So starting off the packaging is fine, though their folded paper could be a bit better.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Weeds gave me a really lovely sample of their Pineapple Sour at Moodfest this year and I promptly lost it for a month which is why I'm reviewing it now. I was very pleasantly surprised though by how well it held up to my mistreatment.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I got a batch of older, from January, of Fantasy Island from Rocky Mountain Cannabis. This batch was really hot and cold in every element. Examining it, grinding and smoking felt like living through the Simpsons cursed meme. Starting from the bag, I actually really like it.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I got as a sample one of the RAD Fruity Gobbstomper vape carts last year. It did get renamed recently to Fruity Jaw-Dropper likely for being too close to the candy of the similar name. It's also had a few minor changes in packaging and an increase in THC.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
So I finally got around to trying the Dymond shatter tasting pack that came out in BC. Starting off, it's packaged well. The two folded paper envelopes were marked with color coded stickers so it was easy to tell one from the other.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I feel like Amani Craft got it almost nearly right with the recent drop of Dante's Inferno flower. While it was very aromatic on opening the bag, the dryness of the buds was quite disappointing. The notes on opening were very lovely, a complex mix of funky, sweet citrus and a hint of fruit.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
The slerp Bubble vape while a good concept failed for me in execution. I'm not sure if they specifically chose to only scent the cart and not flavor it or if it was yet another misunderstanding that not all terpene sets have flavor along with aroma.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
While I was pushing it a touch weather wise, I managed to get out for a nice smoke of some Lasqueti prerolls. They ended up surprising me with how they turned out for how old they were (packaged in July of last year).
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Olli can be hit or miss but their hits really make me miss them in BC. I got to try their Tangerine gummies and I really enjoyed them. They are just distillate so I got my usual 10mg head high. The flavor was really nice and bright, very fruit forward orange versus candy or juice.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The BonBon vegan green apple soft chews are fine but thanks to an unaddressed issue with mold from another product they made, I can't trust them as a LP.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I give Fortune Yoy this, they have good packaging to protect their cookie while not being too much plastic. It's a recyclable tray inside a mylar bag so the best that could be expected. The cookie is also in a sealed bag and yet still got stale and had humidity ruin the crisp nature of it.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
So I don't mind the flavor of the Kolab Project's Lava Fuel vape cart but it has a lot of issues. So first off getting out my old drum but vapes should not still be coming in packaging that isn't air tight. So definitely check the dates on this as the price might have it sitting at some stores.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I got a couple samples of the Cherry Cyclone infused prerolls from Terra Labs this past 420. I'm definitely of a mixed feeling about these. I was not a fan of either the aroma or the taste but it did hit quite nicely.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I really enjoyed the Vacay Island Vibes gummies. First, they are a nice 1:1 gummy which seems sometimes harder to find lately. I do want to say they could have gotten away with calling this a lemonade flavor as a alternate name. It was very fruity and citrus.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
DabBods came out with a vape I was willing to try, mostly by just flavoring the extract properly. The White Gusher shatter vape is fine. It had a nice fruity flavor that sadly just lacked staying power for me.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
So I've finally hit an edible I just can't like through no fault of it's own. Unfortunately Jublee edibles just aren't enjoyable for me to eat due to some texture issues of mine (I'm autistic). I want to say though they're not bad, but I'm worried come across more critical of them than I mean to be.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I finally got my hands on some of the Bernard's infused chocolates out of Ontario. I'm not 100% sure it was worth it but they are decent chocolates. There was a bit of separation of the chocolate going on from age and storage.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I am putting a bit of a caveat on this review as the chips were quite old. I do think almost everything AstroNutz makes doesn't hold up long term which is kind of bad. They make more baked good and pantry infused items so those by their nature will sit longer than candy or beverages will.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Trying another Glenn's flavor, I ran into a common flavor problem I have seen in edibles. Glenn's choice gummies have a current flavor of White Freeze which their site does say is supposed to be rocket pop flavored.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
A new brand I got to try from Ontario is X&O. I tried out their vegan soft chews and they were fine. They aren't the worst gummy I have had but no where near nice. They did have a nice sour coating and were the firmest pectin gummies I've had in a while.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I really love the Monjour Peach Perfect and it's kind of become my favorite CBG only gummy. I honestly do feel it exceeds the other ones I have tried so far. First is the dose, it's a nice 20mg which is double what others use which is mostly 10mg.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Bogart's Kitchen did a excellent job with their infused maple syrup. This is proper maple syrup, very comparable to any mid tier quality one you could get at the store. There is just enough in the glass jug for probably one dish if you wanted to drizzle it on pancakes or waffles.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I got a nice little sample vape of Debunk's Moondrops indica diamond vape and it's made me a lot more open to diamond vapes if they come with this kind of flavor. Now while I would like for a bit more flavor longevity while vaping, the flavor was really nice.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I enjoyed the SuperFlower sour micro gummies but they could have been better. This was another micro dosing product as it has 10mg divided among twenty gummies and no CBD. It was supposed to be a mixed flavor pack between watermelon and apple gummies but sadly the flavors mixed quite a bit.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
So the Well Dressed CBD maple syrup was a big let down. Not because of the effects, they were fine. It's because it's frankly embarrassingly bad maple syrup. I had to check the ingredients because it tasted and felt like table syrup.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I enjoyed the M*ry Jones green apple soda but not in a way I want more of. IT's mostly the flavor comes across in a quite tasty way but not one I like with any regularity. It's basically liquid green apple hard candy with a touch of sour to it.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I was pleasantly surprised by the Endgame Blueberry Octane vape. While it was not the candy blueberry I was expecting, it was a fairly similar dupe to many blueberry strains of flower I have smoked. It had this herbal spiciness that I personally taste in most current expressions of that cultivar.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Slurmmm by Smyle brands is a great full spectrum soda. They do a rotating rosin in the batches but they also put what cultivar it was right there in the center of the label. I've seen WPFF, Animal Face and Sour Dubb so far.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The RHO Phyto Daily Dose gummies were not very good. They are microdose gummies for both THC and CBD with 1mg THC and 10mg CBD each. They have the same kind of off putting texture as General Admission but sadly without the 50% hope of a good flavor.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Another great Port North gummy is the Full Spectrum Solventless ones. They are using Greasy Pink but the naming suggests this one might rotate in the future. It's always nice to see a brand future proofing a SKU since sometimes grows just end up either running out or having a problem down the line.
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Natasha Simms Canadian Cannabis Reviews @natashasimms.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The Blast Pineapple Chilliverse gummies are definitely my favorite flavor from them. They taste almost exactly like the clear flavor of Haribo gummy bears. I have more than once bought the bags that are just that flavor.
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