Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's called pad see ew because when I see it, I eat it ewp 000
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hogwash. I'm a big big big big businessman, and you ain't fit to work at my firm if you're too lily-livered to wet your whistle at the interview 021
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have had such little luck with medicines and treatments in my life I'm about to go Steve Jobs mode and eat weeds to balance my humors. Gonna psychically resonate with a mind crystal instead of getting surgery 000
Reposted by NatanNatan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I haven't seen any Zach Cregger movies, but my understanding is some people like them and some people don't. Therefore, I give Zach Cregger a 2.5/5 (fair) 011
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026told my roommate I'm in there but he's still aggro'd to me and running into the door 000
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm looking after a friend's 2 new kittens and caught them playing cat chess 020
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Alexei Toliopoulos won a penis pump last season and now he wants another? Share the wealth 020
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When I played Ocarina of Time as a kid, I had my older brother get the Sun's Song from the graveyard for me because I was too scared. The remake must include a brother who does the scary parts. 020
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ha ha I'm still thinking of a reply to say to you so I'll let you know when I have an idea of it! 020
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I can't find the words to describe how I uh... How it... Uhhh 1251
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Update: they got too cocky and renamed it Lake Mapquest 021
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Teenage me: "I prefer only the most sophisticated of British humour (they spell it with a U over there). It's a bit drier than what you're uoused to oun this side of the oucean." Adult me: "It's funny when there is a rhyme." 010
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'm glad I clipped this line from Popeye the Sailor Meets Sindbad the Sailor (1936), because I've rewatched it basically every day since and it cheers me up every time 110
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I'm actually kind of pissed off about how agreeable my capo was when I asked to leave the family 000
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026would a liar possess an elixir that cures all maladies? that could be yours for a fair price? 120
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Hmm that must be me on the other team then. Because otherwise what I said wouldn't be true 100
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026rem, buy knockdown. rem. you dont need surge of power rem 100
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Who else is feeling baptized in nature's violence today?? 010
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026A hawk carrying a small bird alighted on a pole right in front of me and started showering me with its prey's feathers. Cool! 110
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026DO NOT LISTEN to those other "pickup artists." THIS ONE LINE has a ONE HUNDRED PERCENT success rate. 000
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I only have one rule about prose: If it doesn't rhyme, I'm not interested! 020
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 31/07/2026asked to leave the petting zoo for muttering "like moths to a flame..." while feeding goats 010
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026There are many kinds of rain out there today, everyone stay safe 010
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If there was a pill that could ease headaches and other pains, but you're not supposed to take more than 2 in 6 hours, would you take it 030
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Who's that in the very bottom of the poison dump far underground? Why, it's Woodland Child Gully 050
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I haven't seen any Zach Cregger movies, but my understanding is some people like them and some people don't. Therefore, I give Zach Cregger a 2.5/5 (fair) 011
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Looks like Argentina was defeated and their captain captured, much like the fate of my battalion 010
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Argentina is down to 10 men? Sounds like me and my battalion (we're pinned down rn) 110
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Each soccer team picks one guy who has to stand at the goal while everyone else gets to have fun running around. This player is called the Sacrificial Boar 010
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Fired on my first day at Mad Magazine for calling Ringo Starr "Drive-o Car" 010
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I just showed the ghosts of the founding fathers a dog and they started freaking out. I thought they had dogs back then, but I guess not 020
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 03/07/2026no fucking way... he's actually awesome www.youtube.com/shorts/WpUno...youtube.comGuy sees Grinch for the first time REACTIONYouTube video by skye.mp5 120
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026If it's so cute, then why did it scare me very badly when I was 16 010
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The owner said Mooshie is less comfortable with a long coat, but surely there is a middle ground 010
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 20/06/2026There was also a cat named Mango, but his shape is pedestrian and uninspired. I'm pretty over it 020
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Met a cat with a wondrous shape named Mooshie who lives in a seed and feed store 230
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Do you think Pinhead set his gamer zone to Underground 000
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026You'd probably be all like "You there! Create the X-Files! And get David Duchovny on board" 100
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I am hearing Elon Musk suddenly became a trillionaire. He must have come up with a really good invention 000
Natan @natanswiseideas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Oh, I'm "washed?" Like I'm squeaky clean and feeling fresh? Thanks for the compliment. I think we're done here 010
