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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 10h
I truly woke up this morning like “did I dream that they won again?” And had to check the score.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 10h
Unfortunately I was so fucked up last night I don’t think I remember the Brewer game at all.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Respectfully… boooooooooo
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
To make up for everything breast cancer has taken from my family, last night the breast cancer awareness pull tabs paid me $250.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I just didn’t want to schlep to the East Side, so sue me.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Last night when I was drunk I agreed to let the guy I’ve been seeing watch the game with me this afternoon at MY bar instead of his so I guess I’m just anxious about him meeting MY bartender
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My friends are so funny and yet I fuck around with the most boring motherfuckers imaginable.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love being unemployed during playoff baseball.
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Jake @jake.hashtag.biz · 12/10/2026
How I feel after this game
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m in the bar screaming “challenge that!!!” Every third pitch at this point
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A full batter behind.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Don’t love that my phone is showing me game updates but the tv is showing me commercials.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don’t even get me started
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And what if I was suicidal?
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Normally I would say @kaitlyndales.bsky.social is one of my closest and dearest cousins, but today I never want to look at her again.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was so nervous going into the NLDS but I have been surrounded with this deep peace going into this series. It will be hard and I will be stressed but I also have no doubt we will be seeing the Brewers in the World Series and we will see Christian Yelich cry again, but for a good reason this time.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Alright which one of these fuckers got laid
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unfortunately I’m deeply invested in the White Sox journey and will be watching the game this evening. I, too, have been celibate for Sean.😔
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Should just be grateful to even be interviewing as much as I have been.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m also so sick of talking about myself. I’ve done DOZENS of interviews in the last couple of weeks and truly it feels like I’m going insane talking about myself this much. And u normally LOVE talking about myself.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have an interview in an hour and I know I’m in position to turn down an interview these days, but I was up late last night because of baseball and then up early today because of bullshit and I just want to nap.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank GOD he found the Miller-Coors products
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sam and I are trying to decide what alternative hobby we’re gonna take up next year if we can’t go to 1-2 games a week. We’re between hockey and heroin
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Aaron Nagler @aaronnagler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Put it in the entrance of the Milwaukee Art Museum.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I LOVE THESE BOYS. I LOVE THIS CITY.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe if that grown man in the stands had brought his mitt that would’ve been a home run.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Respectfully, has this broadcast team said anything as complimentary about the Brewers as they have about the Padres?
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m anxious again.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bought myself a very nice “congrats on the new job” gift I’ve been wanting forever bc it was on sale at Target but I haven’t gotten a new job yet so I can’t open it in case I need to return it for rent money in November lmao
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guess they could’ve kept it off
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THE GAME JUST SHUT OFF AT THE WATCH PARTY
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The way I just opened my email, saw that, and immediately thought “what the fuck did Smitty do now?”
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s the only way.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you for your service 🫡
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you see me in the same sweatshirt I was wearing on Saturday and Sunday today, mind your own business.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So when the Brewers win the World Series, what do I do if the parade is on my best friend’s wedding day? How do I explain to her that I will be at the parade?
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bad news, Charlene took our extra ticket. I’ll let you know if something changes (she’s flaky)
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let me check with Sam, I’m p sure we got an extra.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sam and I got watch party tickets if you wanna come down to the stadium 👀
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Snagged a last minute res at 1033 Omakase for Friday and I’m FLYING high rn. I’ve been trying to get a reservation there for a year.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Literally one of my cousins might come down from the Cities and my other cousin might come from Minocqua hahaha
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Convincing more and more of my cousins to come to my (checks notes) 34th birthday party? You know, the important one.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every clip I see of that Chourio walk off makes me so anxious although we all know how it ends, it just still seems so unbelievable.
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MAGIC FUCKING BREW
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s week 4. How do I already have three football boys on the IR and another just simply out? Does no one want to work anymore?!
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Actually I’m not emotionally strong enough for play off baseball
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Phish @phish.com · 04/10/2026
What’s Going Through Your Mind
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Michelle Bruton @michellebruton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
has anyone introduced Taylor Swift to Ohio Is for Lovers
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IS IT? I’M UNEMPLOYED??
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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stayed up too late, hurt my own feelings accidentally on purpose, gonna sleep or kill myself now. TBD
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