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Snagged a last minute res at 1033 Omakase for Friday and I’m FLYING high rn. I’ve been trying to get a reservation there for a year.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 6h

Convincing more and more of my cousins to come to my (checks notes) 34th birthday party? You know, the important one.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 18h

Every clip I see of that Chourio walk off makes me so anxious although we all know how it ends, it just still seems so unbelievable.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s week 4. How do I already have three football boys on the IR and another just simply out? Does no one want to work anymore?!

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Actually I’m not emotionally strong enough for play off baseball

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Phish @phish.com · 04/10/2026

What’s Going Through Your Mind

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Michelle Bruton @michellebruton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

has anyone introduced Taylor Swift to Ohio Is for Lovers

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Stayed up too late, hurt my own feelings accidentally on purpose, gonna sleep or kill myself now. TBD

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I love when girls on tiktok get offended when their single friends ask if their husbands can help lift heavy furniture because that’s them “trying to steal their man” whereas my best friend’s fiance and I are sharing a hotel room together tonight without her lmao

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Drunk girl next to me at the bar is violently confused as to why Aaron Rogers is playing for a team that isn’t the Green Bay Packers.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I cannot see that Justin Verlander clip another time. It makes me feel the way I felt seeing The Odyssey and that is BAD.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So humiliating doing job interviews on a 2017 MacBook Pro with a low res iSight camera that crashes if you try to blur your background.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

No one judge me but between the humidity and my allergies, I did have to turn my ac on just to filter out some of this damp, poisonous air.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just saw a series of pictures of NICU babies dressed up as Racing Sausages and now I’m sobbing.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If my severance doesn’t hit my bank account soon, I’m fucked 🫶🏼

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Calling my sister’s potential rotator cuff tear as a “career ending” injury, referring to her pickleball career.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Another edition in “shit I’ve made this year” which I worked on this week despite having now THREE afghans and a sweater as active WIPs

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The cruel reality of being in your 30s is having the disposable income to get a bouncy house for a party but not having the knees to jump in it anymore.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love renting so I don’t have to fix things but I hate when my landlord comes over to fix things. I just don’t want him in my home (but I love him, please don’t ever change bbbb)

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

How am I expected to roll out the barrel under these conditions?

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everyone say it with me, WAIT UNTIL THE HALF INNING BEFORE GETTING UP FROM YOUR SEATS. God fucking damnit.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We went day drinking, which turned into night drinking, on Wednesday and he asked me why I don’t call him my boyfriend. So then I tried it and I hated it lmao

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s the kind of lightning out that makes Milwaukee look like the sexiest city in America.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

God help me, I’m doing a mother daughter trip with my mom. (I love her so much) (But we’ve never traveled just the two of us.)

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Very vocal about wanting to get my three WIPs (two afghans and one cardigan) done before spring and then going to Michael’s and buying yarn for a new project. 🤐

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Everything’s going well on this Monday morning despite not sleeping more than 45 minutes at a time all night because I was worried I’d oversleep for work. Which is wild considering I don’t have job.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oscillating between knowing I need to break up with someone but also desperately wishing they’d text me back (even after they stood me up yesterday and also haven’t responded to my texts since then 🫶🏼) (we’ve been dating a year btw)

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Damn, I’m never the fan of the right teams.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Walk of shame but instead of walking I’m on a Lime scooter and instead of leaving a man’s house, I’m leaving my best friend’s house.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m supposed to go out and have fun tonight but I’m actually so deeply on one. There will be no fun to be had.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A true mystery is why are my glasses always absolutely disgustingly filthy the morning after I drink too much. What is happening to my glasses in these bars?

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

No one ask me about the difficulties of crochet patterns. I’ve been crocheting for 30 years and to me, as long as you know how to read, every pattern is easy peasy.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If one more person who lives in the Bay Area or New York tells me I need to consider in person roles in my field, I will scream.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Love applying for “fully remote” jobs

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Should I get a tattoo that says HOMES is where the Heart is?

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You know I’m lame in my old age bc the house smells like shit weed and it’s pissing me off so bad.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Incredible we went a whole season of Amazon Race Canada without them playing the clip from their podcast where Eamon says they want to do the “real” Amazing Race and not Amazing Race Canada bc it’s lame.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ever have the Sunday Scaries although you don’t have the Monday Jobbies?

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Genuinely one of my favorite things is coming home from a night out and binge eating the contents of my kitchen.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Still violently hungover and now walking 20 minutes to dinner in flats and nice jeans on the most humid day man has ever known.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m too hungover to emotionally handle my podcast app having a whole UI overhaul this morning.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Applying to hybrid roles in Chicago and demanding to know how hybrid is hybrid.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Although I updated my LinkedIn that I was laid off Tuesday, it is still telling people today is my 2 year anniversary. How embarrassing for me.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So bad at being unemployed that I sat down at my desk this morning to finish up my severance paperwork and apply for unemployment and then found myself just sitting here on Tiktok like it's a normal workday. I could be watching Tiktok from bed. There's no rules anymore.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Not having to set an alarm should feel liberating but it’s actually the first time all day I’ve felt the crippling weight and anxiety of unemployment.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Got laid off today, looking for suggestions on what all consuming hobby I can take up.

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natalie @natalieguida.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I left my house today at 7am and am just now getting home at 1am with a raging cold and a deep exhaustion and not a single interesting story to share.

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