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Natalie Makhijani

@nat.makhijani.us
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Working to make the subway work better. Website.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
my new system for deciding who’s a reasonable adult is to put people through the Nine Rigors, or nine tasks that i think you should need to be able to accomplish in order to occupy public sidewalks www.patreon.com/posts/158364...
2) Navigate your way to a place you’ve never been
I know we all have phones that do this for us. I’ve grown way too reliant on mine, and it’s not like I had a particularly sharp sense of direction to begin with. If I forget which turn to take to get to some place I’ve been before, I don’t try to puzzle it out based on what I might know about the neighborhood or whatever—I look at my phone. I suppose you could argue that all that puzzling was a waste of time, that I should be glad to own this device which allows me to sidestep it, but is it not my sovereign right as a human being to waste a little time now and then? Do I really not have thirty seconds to stand at a corner, squinting down side streets, looking for some familiar landmark?
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 04/10/2026
You should buy a couple copies of the new edition to give to friends, now and later.
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 04/10/2026
I've been reading a bunch, including @lifewinning.com's fantastic Networks of New York
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Networks of New York (2nd edition)
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 04/10/2026
It’s called the big apple because our brains are filled with worms
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 04/10/2026
geopolitically improbable fusion cuisine is one of the best parts of nyc
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 30/09/2026
Strong contender. Has heavy vibes
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 30/09/2026
Nerds of Bluesky, what is the heaviest automated metro?
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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zinā' warrior princess @melifonos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(as lovingly as i know how) you're the most powerful tool in my workflow
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 27/09/2026
luna park on a real grey beautiful day
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 26/09/2026
i got a cool new hat
me hanging hard in my new septa slippery rail hat
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 25/09/2026
Trump take Colbert
ed sullivan theater sign without colbert’s name on it. boo
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 23/09/2026
(Robert Cato voice) The result of outlawing honest graft: dishonest grift
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Interlocker @favorssignals.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Courtesy of @itspaul.bsky.social
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 23/09/2026
This was a hard one
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 23/09/2026
Croutle 8 1/6 🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗 croutle.net
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 23/09/2026
Croutle 7 1/6 🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗 croutle.net
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Croutle
A daily puzzle game
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 21/09/2026
delicious fiberoptics
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 21/09/2026
there are a large myriad of problems with this
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 21/09/2026
A welcome return of the "doom loop" in San Francisco
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 21/09/2026
Croutle 6 1/6 🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗 croutle.net
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 20/09/2026
Croutle 5 1/6 🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗 croutle.net
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Croutle
A daily puzzle game
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 20/09/2026
Croutle 5 1/6 🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗 croutle.net
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Croutle
A daily puzzle game
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 20/09/2026
Friends who send calendar invites to hang out together stay together
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 20/09/2026
real center of the universe type crashout
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 20/09/2026
The show was fantastic
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 20/09/2026
“It wasn’t totally faithful to the Talking Heads!” Excuse me sir, did you look at your ticket?
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 20/09/2026
thanks for taking it
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 19/09/2026
Yesterday I wrote nearly 500 lines of monstrous, clever, messed up SQL. Have you ever tried doing something that requires traversing a graph in SQL without working recursion? Don't.
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 19/09/2026
I'm in the dangerous place right now of my work (which I love, don't get me wrong) and personal projects overlapping a little too much so they neither are a relief from the other. Don't talk to me about graph theory for the next 15 business days, please.
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 01/08/2026
please do not hesitate to email me pictures of hard panel control interfaces at your place of work
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 19/09/2026
The least physically slop-like slop material
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 19/09/2026
Croutle 4 1/6 🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗 croutle.net
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Croutle
A daily puzzle game
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 19/09/2026
Croutle 4 1/6 🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗 croutle.net
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 18/09/2026
Croutle 3 🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗 croutle.net
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 18/09/2026
Croutle 3 🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗 croutle.net
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 16/09/2026
Excited to share my new daily puzzle game, created with @crouton01.bsky.social. You can play it at croutle.net
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Croutle
A daily puzzle game
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 17/09/2026
Croutle 2 🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗 croutle.net
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 17/09/2026
thats right!
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 17/09/2026
you’re a natur talent!
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 16/09/2026
how’d you do?
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 16/09/2026
Croutle 1 🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗 croutle.net
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 16/09/2026
i did!
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 16/09/2026
Excited to share my new daily puzzle game, created with @crouton01.bsky.social. You can play it at croutle.net
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Croutle
A daily puzzle game
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 12/09/2026
thanks she-e-o
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 09/09/2026
crouton.net is one of the best websites on the internet. crouton2.net through crouton9.net exist, and until tonight, it stopped there.
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Crouton
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 11/09/2026
And happy birthday to BART!
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 11/09/2026
One year on the team that moves millions today. Excited to keep solving the world’s most interesting problems!
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 09/09/2026
stay tuned
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Natalie Makhijani @nat.makhijani.us · 09/09/2026
crouton.net is one of the best websites on the internet. crouton2.net through crouton9.net exist, and until tonight, it stopped there.
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Crouton
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