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NastyGriff🔞

@nastygriff.bsky.social
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Griff • 30's • Human Artist 💕I like birds, taking robot toy photos, and thinking about my fav characters ☆~໒(ゝᴗ∂)७✎▤ 🚫Please don't screenshot or repost my stuff elsewhere 🛒 ✨SHOP: owlcatcrafts.etsy.com

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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
imagine getting railed against the wall in the shark bathroom
Photo of inside the aquariums dimly lit bathroom. A lovely view of inside the sharks tank is visible from the double sink area where visitors wash up. A large grey shark is swimming at head's height towards the right.  Blue colors wall with an arrow  pointing towards the aquariums bathrooms that reads "VOTED AMERICA'S BEST RESTROOM" 
Sign location was on the inside of the restrooms stall door. Drawing of a shark sitting on the toilet looking at the reader with a toothy yet friendly grin. The speech bubble coming from the shark says" AHHHHH...." --- The white text above the drawing reads: "How do sharks poop? Sharks do not have separate openings and reproductive systems. The posterior opening of the gut that houses them is referred to as the cloaca instead of the anus. Rather than producing more or less solid waste matter, sharks excrete feces that is generally stringy and only visible until the next swish of their tail."
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။•၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|• 0:56 -[Ultra Magnus ♡ Uplifting asmr : Be his good little bot as he vents into your audials, kisses your helm, and praises you for all your hard work today]- 🎧⋆˙⟡
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
hmm, your "package" came in the "mail" you say?
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
get out of my head get out of my head get oUT OF MY HEAD GO
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
uhh hhh Express fondling UltraMag' balls bc i deserve it idk (sorry its Humanformers)
i cant decide on how to crop this!!! whahhhwhatever, go my scarab humanformer ultramagnus sitting on his desk with his pants down. his delivery man (the artist's oc express) is providing questionable extra services today because i said so
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my work desk supervisors while i get shit done today
Auldey G1 style UltraMagnus figure + Auldey Prowl figure , the size difference is cute hehe
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
💙TFA UltraMagnus mind break ,, lets all imagine him whimpering and boucing on it while becoming the ultimate slut...The world is a beautiful place💙
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
UltraMags sighing deeply & pleasantly humming into his much needed hot cup of energon that the delivery bot just dropped off. Said delivery bot nearly trips and has to internally fight his modestly panels on the way out the door all while blushing & berating himself for being such a pervert!!
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
cute pink outfit for a shy big mech
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Lately Gracie has been taking her afternoon naps while perched on my chest or even squeezed awkwardly under my chin. Its too damn CUTE,,, had to scribble Green doing the same with Prowl
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Transformers Wiki @tfwiki.net · 06/08/2026
Happy #Obscursday! Prowl might be an introvert with an abrasive personality, but he’s always got time to lavish affection on GREEN, his beloved pet flyt! (Prowl is not very good at naming pets.) tfwiki.net/wiki/Green
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
breaking news: mindless morning sketch quickly turns into mining mech sloppy . artist unamused and goes back to bed. tune back in for more news at noon . or dont . whatevrrr
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
TFoc Express ( his boss is in there too but its not about him) Just realized I've had these two ocs for ten years now?? 😭 Boy
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
printing out brush ur teeth fuckhead for my bathroom
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
messy art dump time featuring.. (squints at my smeared notes) MatingPress and Scowl
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
laying in bed staring at the dark ceiling thinking long and hard about the how the magnus armor from the mtmte/lostlight holiday issue should have kissed and smooched and fu
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Express wrote this
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
oops forgot to post this
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
tfa magnus and megatron while op slathers that tasty energon sauce over himself in the background
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
🔥⭐🔥 #Tfone #sentinelprime #d16
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
(-ω-) zzZ waited all day to come home and doodle but 'm too sleepy to doodle anymore tonight... begging someone to finish this by drawing a big ol spike behind him or something zzzz u can choose who <3
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i need to focus and lock in for him
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Investigation gone wrong: Prowls ends up drugged with his sweaty face pressed against a dingy bathroom wall located who knows where. Multiple laughing mech grope & grind against his plating. Wet digits slide around & pinch at the rim of his sensitive headlights. Prowl melts into it. ❤️
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
that carnival game with water guns where you aim for the inside of the clowns mouths ..but its all the Constructicons on their knees while lined up in rows in front of Prowls work desk. All their mouths hung wide open and waiting for you to blast into their mouths. Step right up Prowl go on
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
4th day in a row this woodpecker has woken the whole house up by rapidly ringing our doorbell LMAO??? our place has a doorbell button that lights up and gathers bugs during the night, which makes for easy breakfast ..so i get it but i would have really enjoyed sleeping passed 5am today 😭
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
MY TINYS
Auldey Transformers Prowl and UltraMagnus on a shelf behind Auldey AAE mini figures of Prowl and UltraMagnus in the photo taker's hand
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Megatron indulging his partner by letting them sit on his lap with Megatron's half hard spike in their valve. But.. with strict orders to mainly sit still as he works. If they really want to milk another overload from Megatron today they'll have to focus on using their calipers.
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
molting feathers everywhere today like she just exploded and is getting increasingly more offended each time i pick one up and try to give it back to her
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
UltraMagnus leaning down to peck a simple kiss on his partner's cheek as he holds them from behind. Softly inventing as he noses into their neck...and having to cancel out 12 hud popups requesting to ‼️⚠️🚨Give into the Turbofox Urge to Bite Down and Hump against his mate. Embarrassing..
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Moa @moa810.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The sign every town should have #birds
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
PillowFort: www.pillowfort.social/NastyGriff Mastodon: mastodon.social/@NastyGriff
pillowfort.social
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
PERVERTS IN MY PHONE I LOVE YOU
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Prowl being hand fed by decepticon captives: Understandably the reluctance is there but Prowl decides he cant chance leaving even a crumb or else be punished for disobedience. So as Prowl leans down to eat from the hand, he tries to focus on anything but how his lips touch the warm large palm.
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Agent Schloder is that a BumbleBee valve toy replica with ultra rare limited edition human size with accurately placed glow in the dark biolights??? no way woah how much did you have to pay swindle for that dude youre insaneeee
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Out of the desert and up in the forest for the weekend!!
UltraMagnus Blokees figure on a rock and holding a dandelion puff Empty cicada shell hanging under a rusty pipe hand railTiny UltraMagnus Blokees figure holding a dandelion flower while sitting on a rusty handrail . The empty cicada shell can be spotted under him! Creek with lots of gorgeous green trees. A large cut tree stump the size of a person is on a rock.
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Woke up and immediately made D-16 and Orion miis for my island. I sooo badly wanna make Sentinel Prime and Bee too now but I gotta leave the house to do errands 🥺 need to remember for when I have time later. So far Express has a big juicy crush on UltraMags and Prowl has a lil one on Express?? 👀💦
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Thinking about how Express is about a half head smaller than a bot like Rodimus for scale. And how if he was with a larger partner it would require him to be on his tippy toes/pedes to smooch or reach his arms around their neck. Some would even need him sitting on their lap. hhh so cute
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
GASPING @overlips.bsky.social youre so tiny woah!! hehe were so cute together 🥹💕 okay im going to roll over onto you and absorb you into my fluff now <333
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
really want to doodle Express interacting with my friends ocs more 🥺❤️ Bullstop : @butterskyboi22.bsky.social Epsilon: @cyborgprince.bsky.social
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ultra Magnus pets💙
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saba sabaton @ gateway fate 501 @sabato-n.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
art... is like gacha. sometimes you draw a good. and sometimes you draw a bad
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
we've been playing ball for an entire hour (i bring her a jingle cat ball and offer it to her and she grabs it and throws it as far as she can while making farting noises)
peach faced lovebird sitting on a fabric covered arm chair rest. her body is facing away but her one good eye is watching the person holding the camera as she waits for more ball to be offered to her. her head is tilted upwards with her beak slightly open as the photo was taken just as she made a happy squeak.
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
gnawing at my switch
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Fulcrum trying his best to cheer you on ⭐
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Ultra Magnus Doodles Watching porn doing break and snoozing zzz
watching porn during break yipeeshhh hes sleeping
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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way @evilsoup.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I need a beer, and Prowl oiled up
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
hmm, your "package" came in the "mail" you say?
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
▶︎ •၊၊||၊||။၊၊||၊•|။||||။၊|။|||• 0:12 -[Express ♡ LOUD MOANING asmr : Needy Postal Bot Whining and Begging For Audio Player to Work While Jacking Off Face Down in Berth]- 💌⋆˙⟡
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NastyGriff🔞 @nastygriff.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။•၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|• 0:56 -[Ultra Magnus ♡ Uplifting asmr : Be his good little bot as he vents into your audials, kisses your helm, and praises you for all your hard work today]- 🎧⋆˙⟡
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