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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 7h

GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK AGAIN SHADY'S BACK TELL A FRIEND

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You could easily create an entire Immaculate Grid where every answer is Regan Smith

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Chase Briscoe won the race at Las Vegas and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts...

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When all you want to do is unleash a series of F-bombs but you're being interviewed by the one guy who will faint if you do so

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It turns out that Clark Kent was Superman all along

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's probably a different hat

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Cole Custer doesn't receive enough credit for how well he's grown into his hat

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When one of your employees catches you using the office printer to make copies of your résumé

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Consumer Celluar Brad Keselowski

ALT: Consumer Celluar Brad Keselowski

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In the post Preece-fine era the drivers have adopted a shared "I don't know what happened" code. The mafia would be proud of this. NASCAR Omerta.

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So Kyle Larson won the race at Kansas Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts...

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They must learn early that to live is to suffer

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

2025: Larson 2026: Carson Colors inverted

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

With this win Joey Logano is now NASCAR's all-time leader in celebrating a win while two guys are beating the shit out of each other

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So Joey Logano won the race at Bristol Motor Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts...

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

TEXTBOOK "JERRY SPRINGER" SECOND EFFORT #NASCAR

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

BRAD PITT LEFT BEFORE FIGHT CLUB STARTED

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you need a refresher on the most memorable fights, arguments and times when things were thrown at a driver at Bristol, we got you covered. CLICK HERE -> nascar.substack.com/p/where-cage...

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Where Cages Are Rattled And Tempers Are Lost

A few memorable moments where a drivers’ rage boiled over at the Last Great Colosseum

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

At this year's pre-season innovation meeting I threw "Like a T-shirt gun but for scorching hot brake fragments" out there and it's just cool to see one of your ideas go from concept to finished product.

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A Denver Bronco trying to tackle someone tonight

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So Kyle Larson won at WWT Raceway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts...

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

HEY former white-coat syndrome sufferer here! I used to be the same way, but then realized that the fear of not knowing if I was OK was WAY bigger than the fear of making an appointment. Make the appt, be nervous for a few days, and get that first one out of the way.

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Until you've heard hundreds of NASCAR fans yell "TIL' THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY BALLS" in harmonious unison have you actually lived life

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If you're a NASCAR driver in search of a name for your fantasy football team, we've got all sorts of suggestions. Click here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fantasy-fo...

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

So Christopher Bell won at Darlington and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts...

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Lady In Black showing up to work on a 99-degree day

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"Napoleon, don't be jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day."

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

So Ryan Preece won the Coke Zero Sugar 400 at Daytona and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts...

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Ryan Preece got airborne again at Daytona

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Chris How Carson Buescher's Hocevar shifts sponsor at Richmond 🤝

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

So Ryan Blaney won at New Hampshire and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here on the #NASCAR Substack ➡️ nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts...

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

WARNING: THIS IS NOT A ROAD COURSE

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

So Joey Logano won at Richmond and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts...

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

So Ty Gibbs won at Iowa Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Me, the morning in early 2027 when Alex Bowman, despite the contract, just Irish Goodbyes and heads off to a life no longer riddled with abysmal misfortune and hopefully finds harmony

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Christopher Bell has finished second to every one of his teammates by a combined margin of around 0.6 seconds. Hold on, researching more stats that Christopher Bell doesn't want to know.

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Everyone from NASCAR drivers to MLB catchers to NFL quarterbacks to terrifying clowns have dressed as Ricky Bobby. This and more on the enduring legacy of "Talladega Nights." -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Michael McDowell is a self-professed lyrical gangster. So I put him through the Lyrical Gangster Certification Exam. Turns out the guy could battle Eminem. Watch it here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

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