DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026🎶Rally House Rally House Pizza Pasta Puccini’s Rally House🎶 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This always should have been the end goal, an autonomous bulletproof T-top with a yoke that runs on a Star Trek warp core and has the supportive and nurturing AI brain of Mr. Feeney. Also, ejector seat. 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I do remember at one point around hour 6 thinking “why the fuck am I still here” but maybe I’m just not built for it. 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Anyone else a fan of Incubus? Can we call them underrated? Anyway, tell me about a band you just remembered 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Because he gets it on (when?) everyday and every night 130
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s gate season yall. Let’s get out and post some sweet sweet exclusion! 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The empathetic ones came ashore in the 80s and grew into skaters 020
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My house is being inspected today so naturally Im trying to fix 12 years of “I’ll finish that later” in the next 40 minutes 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My wife saw his ad and said “Doesn’t he know we’re tired of guns and bibles?” 220
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One of the 84 roundabouts I have to tow a trailer through every day was backed up as usual and everyone was zippering in just fine and then a cybertruck wouldn’t let me in. I’ve never been so close to felonious crash out. 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The person he paid for the experience should get to experience owning an NFL team for six games. Or at least get the revenue. 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There’s just no way I can explain to my wife how much I loved that movie. 110
Reposted by DanBuildsThingsFlounder @flounder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This had me laughing out loud. Well done. 142
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And now that the time has come I’m just sad how shitty the rap is. 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love that he thinks there is great variation in cell phone plans 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well then. Got a heart monitor. Cheers to 44. 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A Carvana truck with a Ford Ecosport parks in front of a tidy little house with a picket fence. The hydraulic ramp begins to deploy. An Army chaplain steps out and solemnly walks toward the young mother standing at the screen door. She collapses. 140
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just want you to know how fucking hard I laughed at that 120
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the briefcase. Or the Creedence. 030
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m in the ER with some weird heart thing, probably nothing. They’re checking my electrolytes and I made a Brawndo joke and nobody laughed. This place sucks. 030
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Getting fired because you wouldn’t give Mel Gibson a gun is absolutely insane 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have no idea what these companies are or what they do but I’m sure we’ll all be worse off as a result 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you think Billboard charts are still relevant, please give Nielsen a call and have them put a box on your tv. Your work is not done. 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m not saying it’s one country’s fans, but it’s one country’s fans. 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We have a milka duno reference everyone can go home now 020
Reposted by DanBuildsThingsThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026Indianapolis Motor Speedway Forced To Lower Speed Limit To 20 MPH After Elementary School Opens Next To Straightaway theonion.com/indianapolis-motor-spe… 211321116
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh no was it shirtless broad ripple unicycle guy or some other unicycle person 120
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s our anniversary and we have a sitter for the first time and I may never financially recover from this day 000
Reposted by DanBuildsThingsU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/09/2026If you own 20+ flashlights, at a certain point you're probably running an unregistered lighthouse but we're not the lighthouse safety commission so keep up the good work. 27899123
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Easy now! I’m so old school I didn’t actually make a value judgment at all 😂🫡 110
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Now THIS is how we started arguments on the internet in my day 110
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pretty sure it wasn’t miscommunication that spooked him. 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The answer is and always has been 1998 Chevy Astro. 011
