DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026🎶Rally House Rally House Pizza Pasta Puccini’s Rally House🎶 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This always should have been the end goal, an autonomous bulletproof T-top with a yoke that runs on a Star Trek warp core and has the supportive and nurturing AI brain of Mr. Feeney. Also, ejector seat. 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Anyone else a fan of Incubus? Can we call them underrated? Anyway, tell me about a band you just remembered 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s gate season yall. Let’s get out and post some sweet sweet exclusion! 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My house is being inspected today so naturally Im trying to fix 12 years of “I’ll finish that later” in the next 40 minutes 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One of the 84 roundabouts I have to tow a trailer through every day was backed up as usual and everyone was zippering in just fine and then a cybertruck wouldn’t let me in. I’ve never been so close to felonious crash out. 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The person he paid for the experience should get to experience owning an NFL team for six games. Or at least get the revenue. 000
Reposted by DanBuildsThingsFlounder @flounder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This had me laughing out loud. Well done. 142
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well then. Got a heart monitor. Cheers to 44. 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m in the ER with some weird heart thing, probably nothing. They’re checking my electrolytes and I made a Brawndo joke and nobody laughed. This place sucks. 030
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Getting fired because you wouldn’t give Mel Gibson a gun is absolutely insane 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you think Billboard charts are still relevant, please give Nielsen a call and have them put a box on your tv. Your work is not done. 010
Reposted by DanBuildsThingsThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026Indianapolis Motor Speedway Forced To Lower Speed Limit To 20 MPH After Elementary School Opens Next To Straightaway theonion.com/indianapolis-motor-spe… 211322116
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s our anniversary and we have a sitter for the first time and I may never financially recover from this day 000
Reposted by DanBuildsThingsU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/09/2026If you own 20+ flashlights, at a certain point you're probably running an unregistered lighthouse but we're not the lighthouse safety commission so keep up the good work. 27899123
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The answer is and always has been 1998 Chevy Astro. 011
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Central to our humanity is our capacity for hope. Do what you can even if it isn’t perfect. 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Good, tie them up and take their wallets, exactly what I would do. 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There is some level of racing in which I could beat this kid, and I don't think that's "I could score a point on Serena" levels of delusional either 140
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Pete Hegseth reminds me of every single “low T” patient that ends up in my wife’s urology clinic convinced that testosterone is going to knock 20 years off when they’re just unhealthy 40+ alcoholics that don’t want to address their issues. 120
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A friend of my dad loaned him one of these for a few days that year. I convinced him to drop me off at school in it. 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Help me, the only anniversary gift idea I can come up with is matching tattoos 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Big shout out to the homies driving diesel because they have to. The car companies haven’t made trucks for us for a decade at least, otherwise we would have a no frills electric heavy duty truck that can tow. 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s probably nothing, but the price to take a single load to the local dump just went from $95 to $165. 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I saw a graphic that Lucas Oil Stadium was one of the venues that refused to let Macklemore play, I wonder if that’s true and who made the call… 020
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Imagine if there was a US auto manufacturer that had a good 300mi heavy duty electric pickup truck ready to go to market. Let the showboys have their diesel teenypeenymobiles. I’ve got shit to do and those beds are too tall. 030
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The kid that won $1.2m on Pat McAfee pledged half of it to my best friend’s charity Building Tomorrow which supports education in east Africa, so sometimes good things happen. 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Here’s a Dewalt 20v battery powering a 12v WLED controller with undervolt protection. Check that one off the list I guess. 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was never bothered by the fact that my wife earns (vastly) more than I do until that was the deciding factor in who sucks the boogers out of our sick son’s nose. 011
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m realizing what parenthood is…planning a birthday off for yourself for two weeks, setting a list of things you want to get done, buying materials and getting the tools out, losing sleep the night before from the excitement, and the day care calls you an hour after drop off to say he has a fever. 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Everything. I feel the urge to do everything. I have more energy and ideas than I’ve ever had and it all feels unattainable. Because 44 feels awfully close to the grave. 3202
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Happy birthday to former Formula 1 driver, Le Mans winner, and owner of Indianapolis’ first indoor karting track, Stefan Johansson. Also happy birthday to me. 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Here is a happy wild flower. I don’t know what it’s called because I don’t need to know. We don’t need to search for things that don’t matter. I also didn’t need to post this, come to think of it. 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It’s been such a beautiful summer for corruption and shitty behavior in all kinds of sports 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Look if you don’t want me to burst into Old Man River in public, don’t take me to the fuckin river it’s that simple 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m normally all like EAT THE RICH and then I go up to Geist and I’m like IM OK WITH BEING EATEN 100
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It absolutely never fails, the million dollar homes built in the last 10 years that I’ve worked on are some of the most poorly constructed, worst designed, shoddily appointed pieces of shit on the planet and people GOBBLE THEM UP 100
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It really breaks my heart, all these people who won’t get to see it happen. 010
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026PREMA RACE SHOP CARS IN THE PARKING LOT, 9.2.26 13:09 UPDATE: 7 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Freedom is the absence of fear To never fear for your life, Never fear for your living, Never fear for your loved ones wellbeing What an amazing thing To be unafraid 000
DanBuildsThings @naptowndan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Who am I kidding, I could never stop watching a sport that features Graham Rahal sucking shit on a semi weekly basis 270
