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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Saw one of my all time favorites in IMAX tonight. Legitimately brought some feelings up. What an incredible movie.
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A ★★★★★ review of Speed Racer (2008)
Saw this in IMAX tonight.  Seeing one of my favorite movies on the big screen (even bigger than the last time I saw it) for the first time in nearly 20 years really did something for me. This continue...
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I don't know if I can explain why, but Jeff Grubb always looked like the guy you knew in college that would juggle devil sticks.
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DoctorHotdogs @doctorhotdogs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Nevermind my fuckin computer died lmao
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I feel like there is some core information missing from this very clearly AI writeup on a ticket site. @alyankovic.bsky.social
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I always said the worst part of wordle was the lack of immersion and inconvenience.
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Bill Delphine @billdelphine.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Bill Delphine @billdelphine.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
5 days on the CPAP, I've never looked better (real photo)
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DoctorHotdogs @doctorhotdogs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
IM HUNTING A BIG GUY twitch.tv/doctorhotdogs
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3.5 Millions Dollar Big John Machine
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
playing fortnite with some losers, come watch if you want. twitch.tv/napalmtrees
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
more dark souls 3 bow only, let's try to finish this. twitch.tv/napalmtrees
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
doing some morning crosswords live on the internet, come watch if you want to. twitch.tv/napalmtrees
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morning crosswords with an idiot.
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
playing fortnite on the internet with my pal @skyefoolery.bsky.social while my wife draws a picture. come watch if you want to. twitch.tv/napalmtrees
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fortnite w/ @skye_foolery & drawrin w/ @ellawhobird
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Diving into the itch horror dumpster. Come watch if you want to. twitch.tv/napalmtrees
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I play Souls games wrong. Currently the fastest person to complete Toy Story on the Game Boy.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Jeromes BanG Dream @meltface.xyz · 11/02/2026
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Shout out to Miyazaki for including a thicc slab of meat in his movies.
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
playing nightreign w/ @skyefoolery.bsky.social on twitch, come watch if you want. twitch.tv/napalmtrees
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let the reign fall down and wake my dreams, let it wash away my sanity.
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
back to hell playing dark souls 3 with only a bow. come watch if you want to. twitch.tv/napalmtrees
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I play Souls games wrong. Currently the fastest person to complete Toy Story on the Game Boy.
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
playing jackbox on the internet to celebrate MY WIFE. twitch.tv/napalmtrees
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Happy birthday WIFE @ellawhobird! | playing jackbox
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The more I see these rich fucks pumping so much money into AI despite clear public distaste and a lack of any clear way to make money, the more I think they're funding future plausible deniability when they're caught on tape doing or saying heinous shit.
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Bill Delphine @billdelphine.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Surely more executions in the streets will decrease the cost of beef
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
playing fortnite because i'm the birthday boy. come watch if you want to. twitch.tv/napalmtrees
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
playing nightreign w/ @billdelphine.bsky.social & @skyefoolery.bsky.social. come watch if you want to. twitch.tv/napalmtrees
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abolish ICE. | nightreign.
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Please enjoy this nearly three seconds of footage from the original Mother 3, newly captured off of a tape we're working with
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/01/2026
This morning, Ms. Rachel and I visited District 2 Pre-K Center, where we sang and read with the wonderful students and educators. We also discussed universal childcare - and how we're making it happen for NYC!
Mayor Mamdani and Ms. Rachel sitting together in an early childhood education center.Mayor Mamdani and Ms. Rachel crossing their arms while singing with a group of children.A little girl hugs an orange fuzzy stuffed animal.Mayor Mamdani and Ms. Rachel stand with a group of kids.
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
playing some maybe horror games? i don't know if they actually are. come watch if you want. twitch.tv/napalmtrees
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Grigori Karpin @grigorikarpin.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
It’s my birthday, and all i want is for people to read my stuff (here’s a good example, my latest VKTM article and I would say my best) scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9007
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Watching Home Alone every year and catching a glimpse of this vision from my childhood is a wonderful tradition.
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
#nightreign
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I asked my son why his backpack was so heavy. "What do you have in here, rocks?" Yeah.
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DoctorHotdogs @doctorhotdogs.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Me on my way into work
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
You heard me
90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
31 in 31 2025 was a success this year. My only real goal was to watch the entirety of the Halloween franchise. Nothing offensively bad except Halloween 6. Had a lot of fun doing it this year. Now we're in November, time to go back to my normal habits of watching horror movies daily. Wait.
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31 in 31 2025
31 Horror movies watched in October 2025
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
31 in 31 2025 #31 - Halloween Ends (2022) ⭐️⭐️⭐️
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A ★★★ review of Halloween Ends (2022)
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
31 in 31 2025 #30 - Deathgasm (2015) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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A ★★★★★ review of Deathgasm (2015)
An absolutely absurd tribute to metal and Evil Dead.  Goofy, nasty, and just a delight.  Great cast, great effects, great sense of humor.  I don't have much to say negative about it, and just give my ...
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
31 in 31 2025 #29 - The Ring (2002) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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A ★★★★★ review of The Ring (2002)
Haven't put this on since I first saw it in high school.  Holds up remarkably well.  While I still have a pretty vivid memory of the scares and twists, they still felt good and effective. Things that ...
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
31 in 31 2025 #28 - Halloween Kills (2021) ⭐️⭐️⭐️
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A ★★★ review of Halloween Kills (2021)
It's fine.  Story is uninteresting, with kind of a fun premise that just turns into an excuse for an absurdly high body count.  The body count is fun to tally up, with a lot of really gnarly kills, bu...
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
31 in 31 2025 #27 - The Night House (2020) ⭐️⭐⭐⭐⭐
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A ★★★★★ review of The Night House (2020)
Incredible. A film that dug deep under my skin and made me tense the entire time. Chock full of the Vibes I Crave™️, and an absolutely oppressive sense of dread. The story is engaging and the mystery ...
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
31 in 31 2025 #26 - Werewolves Within (2021)⭐⭐⭐⭐
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A ★★★★ review of Werewolves Within (2021)
Fun time. Incredible, stacked cast, solid laughs, and a gorgeous looking film top to bottom. The mystery is pretty straightforward and fairly easy to guess where it'll end up, but boy, does it do some...
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
31 in 31 2025 #25 - Sinister (2012)⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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A ★★★★ review of Sinister (2012)
I watched this movie a decade ago, and maybe I was in the wrong headspace at the time, but I hated it. This movie is great.  A solid cast, a neat story, some gorgeous cinematography, and a sound and s...
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
31 in 31 2025 #24 - Halloween II (2009)⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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A ★★★★ review of Halloween II (2009)
Legitimately impressed with the leap in quality of this.   Leagues better in storytelling and character writing from the first one.  We get quite a bit more depth out of Laurie, something that was woe...
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
31 in 31 2025 #23 - Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)⭐️⭐️⭐️
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A ★★★ review of Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)
It's nonsensical, awfully acted, and pretty poorly shot and edited.   But boy does it have heart.  It has a shocking amount of charm, with its stilted action and plywood sets.  There are people genuin...
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
31 in 31 2025 #22 - Halloween (2007) ⭐️⭐️⭐️
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A ★★★ review of Halloween (2007)
Went in with subterranean expectations and came out relatively positive. Slickly shot and pretty exciting throughout, coupled with some awful (both written and just in general) characters.  There is n...
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
8pm PST join me and three guys who are way funnier than me as we talk over Plan 9 from Outer Space live on the internet. twitch.tv/napalmtrees @doctorhotdogs.bsky.social @billdelphine.bsky.social
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
31 in 31 2025 #21 - Black Phone 2 (2025) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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A ★★★★ review of Black Phone 2 (2025)
Very happy with how this turned out.  Wildly different in tone and execution from the first film, while still hitting a lot of what I wanted out of a sequel. While more fantastical, it all felt ground...
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
31 in 31 2025 #20 - Crawl (2019) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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A ★★★★ review of Crawl (2019)
Very solid, tense, gorgeous movie.  The two leads are amazing, the CG is pretty solid, and the storm is absolutely stunning. All said and done it's exactly what you would expect, but it delivers what ...
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
31 in 31 2025 #19 - Halloween (2018) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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A ★★★★ review of Halloween (2018)
What a good time! A gorgeous legacy sequel that makes good on most of its promises.  Great return to the classic stingers and themes from the first one.  Lots of really fun intruder-esque shots.  Real...
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napalm. @napalmtrees.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
31 in 31 2025 #18 - Halloween: Resurrection (2002) ⭐️⭐️⭐️
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A ★★★ review of Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
The VH1ification of Halloween is honestly alright.  Goofy characters, absolutely outlandish scenarios, and just an overall feeling of fun.  It certainly doesn't make for a good Halloween movie, but it...
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