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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
no he's gringo monolingual af. the weird thing is the teacher's daughter was in my kid's last class so she's seen us for a while and knows he's been at this school for a year?? also every time I've picked him up, he loudly says daddy should buy him the books at school, so is she deaf lol????
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ok now that my initial shock of someone saying this about my kid who literally never shuts up has worn off, I'm actually realizing I'm super offended. I was born here... English is my first language. I can barely read Hindi. would this white woman have asked a white person this I don't think so
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm part upset bc my brother was almost held back twice bc he wouldn't talk to teachers. I don't want that to happen (he did talk to his previous teachers and it's only been 3 classes so w/e). but also his WHITE dad drops him off and I pick him up like wtf language would he speak at home lol
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
as we stood there for 5 minutes discussing this, he talked non-stop the entire time about everything under the sun and she was like ?????????? how do I fix this
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my son switched to the next year up at school and it's going so well his teacher asked if he speaks English because he doesn't talk at all to her in class
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if I could stop clicking on the twitter for you page with the mindlessness of a hamster on a wheel, I think it would fix everything wrong with me
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you click on one iron-forward brownie post on instagram and you're inundated with ferritin-maxxing content for a month
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@thelivingblues.bsky.social
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I made up a number but I just looked at his phone and it's 350 episodes in and has a few centuries to go. it's called the history of china (by chris stewart)
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yes, fully. though his current 500+ episode podcast of choice is chinese history
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
lol the father, the son, and the holy spirit was literally my ig caption for their birthday
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my husband and son are both Christmas birthdays lol
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
you've just changed the life of everyone in my household
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just non-stop billable hours and history podcasts
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it makes sense now that you've said it... anyway .....
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
wait are you supposed to floss first....
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've recently informed my husband about Lindsay Clancy, the 49ers scammer, and the food recallapalooza, like damn bitch are you even online
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I've been trying to work on it because I agree, he has forever to act grown!
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my child started calling us mom and dad instead of mommy and daddy out of NOWHERE and it is making me sick!
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I've discussed that it's developmentally inappropriate to treat using a diaper as an accident when toddlers still use diapers around sleep time. the front desk is actually amenable to just trying it out with underwear but the teacher seems pissed about it so I'm just going to wait until next class
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
LOL. ours is potty training namely she won't help him enough at school + the school has a dumb shit policy of 2 weeks wearing a diaper without using it before they can wear underwear.... I think I'll just have to insist with some medical notes about the inappropriateness of the policy next class
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
accidentally starting beef with my kid's teacher in his last weeks in her class
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
that time of year where european clients are either on pto for a month straight or every other week for two months. meanwhile I stare longingly at their ooo messages daily
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I swear I heard this in 2 videos today, then I bleeted this info, and now I got this on my other app page. this is why no experiences feel real or personal anymore. all inception society
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
people are using whimsy as an adjective like whimsical isn't a word :(
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
more adventures in potty training opening my child's third eye: he saw his dad showering and said, wow daddy you have the biggest penis of all LOL
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
kid peed through school clothes and his backup pants are too short and too loose (that's on me but also on his teacher for not responding fast enough when he says he needs to go to the potty!!), locked my keys in my truck (also on me), had to ask my neighbor to drive me to pick up my kid from school
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
having the dumbest fucking day ever
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
white people love posting pics of themselves eating burger patties without buns. not I!!
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
unfortunately he's already very aware as a bird shat all over my dad's rental car the other week
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
he also saw a random dog peeing, not for the first time, but perhaps being recently potty trained prompted him to ask: do boy dogs have penises too? much to think about
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
we were walking at the park yesterday and there was dog poo on the ground that I pointed out to my toddler to avoid. he asked who pooped and I said: probably a dog. and he thought for a minute and said sagely: maybe. or maybe a woman. ??????
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
this is the red string connecting taco bell to indian americans
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
my real life friend referencing gaylor in the wild... why has the omnipresence of taylor fandom given normies so much access to fringe conspiracies
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
okay norge! lfg
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
anyway my team by marriage made it through 🇳🇴 off to lose the next!
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I don't really want the lebron experience to come to me. but now we look like losers if we don't get him
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Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
ALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i HATE that this has happened
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
we are potty training this weekend and my child just said "I like peeing from my penis and pooping from my butt" lmao
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I go on the same "this is slop" to "this is slop... and a bop" journey with every katseye song, to my seemingly neverending shame
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
this was a top 10 sticking point when we were buying a house
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
it's so sad and windowless that I have to assume this is a decoy. how could that possibly be her dream. and shutting down the streets around MSG during 4th of July weekend?? lol
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
kind of can't believe swift/kelce wedding is (allegedly) happening at MSG... they can't possibly be that boring
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I just got 150 dollars from a class action suit with a hospital I used to use, which is so absurdly high that I have to assume they were experimenting on us with bioweapons (didn't read the settlement, don't care)
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I have reached the unholy age where all of my friends are happily married or happily forever single, and there's a long lull in my cousins getting married
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I somehow follow too many people who have friends and family who do beautiful destination weddings. I know people complain that destination weddings are unfun with a child, but my kid loves to travel so invite me please
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
smitten kitchen zucchini bread stays undefeated tbh
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
at my son's pre-preschool graduation (lol), they wrote happy graduation to the class of 2042 on the board and my husband's soul left his body
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
the public transit is exceedingly quiet and efficient though. the (electric!) ferry boarded for exactly 2 minutes before takeoff. no one but our toddler spoke a word above whisper volume. the Naples to Capri ferry was the exact opposite experience you could possibly imagine of this
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nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I can't tell you how often I've read online about how the superior child rearing scandinavians let their children roam free in their wild playgrounds. ACTUALLY I've never seen so many parents on in or around the structures themselves, let alone generally hovering
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