nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026my son switched to the next year up at school and it's going so well his teacher asked if he speaks English because he doesn't talk at all to her in class 310
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026if I could stop clicking on the twitter for you page with the mindlessness of a hamster on a wheel, I think it would fix everything wrong with me 010
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026you click on one iron-forward brownie post on instagram and you're inundated with ferritin-maxxing content for a month 000
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I've recently informed my husband about Lindsay Clancy, the 49ers scammer, and the food recallapalooza, like damn bitch are you even online 150
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026my child started calling us mom and dad instead of mommy and daddy out of NOWHERE and it is making me sick! 130
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026accidentally starting beef with my kid's teacher in his last weeks in her class 110
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 03/08/2026that time of year where european clients are either on pto for a month straight or every other week for two months. meanwhile I stare longingly at their ooo messages daily 010
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 30/07/2026people are using whimsy as an adjective like whimsical isn't a word :( 230
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 17/07/2026white people love posting pics of themselves eating burger patties without buns. not I!! 030
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026we were walking at the park yesterday and there was dog poo on the ground that I pointed out to my toddler to avoid. he asked who pooped and I said: probably a dog. and he thought for a minute and said sagely: maybe. or maybe a woman. ?????? 330
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 08/07/2026my real life friend referencing gaylor in the wild... why has the omnipresence of taylor fandom given normies so much access to fringe conspiracies 010
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 30/06/2026anyway my team by marriage made it through 🇳🇴 off to lose the next! 120
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I don't really want the lebron experience to come to me. but now we look like losers if we don't get himstatic.klipy.comLarry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' ExpressionALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression 110
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 29/06/2026we are potty training this weekend and my child just said "I like peeing from my penis and pooping from my butt" lmao 010
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I go on the same "this is slop" to "this is slop... and a bop" journey with every katseye song, to my seemingly neverending shame 010
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 24/06/2026kind of can't believe swift/kelce wedding is (allegedly) happening at MSG... they can't possibly be that boring 230
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I somehow follow too many people who have friends and family who do beautiful destination weddings. I know people complain that destination weddings are unfun with a child, but my kid loves to travel so invite me please 110
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 19/06/2026at my son's pre-preschool graduation (lol), they wrote happy graduation to the class of 2042 on the board and my husband's soul left his body 030
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 10/06/2026missives from Scandinavia: the paper straw epidemic is still extremely strong here 140
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 04/06/2026lol saw how Rogan is being considered for 60 Minutes lol there is no way we can ever fix our institutions 120
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 30/05/2026my child is like a g rated version of the cronenberg movie crash. while he loves automotives generally, it's automotive crashes specifically that move him. last night he spent 30 straight minutes creating stories about various car crashes until he fell asleep. why 130
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 28/05/2026half listening to a video about building healthy habits as a mom while I drink the TJ's sparkling lychee juice and eat a whole passion fruit tart for my working desk lunch 130
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I had an idea for a father's day gift and I definitely made head left slightly too large compared to head right (but honestly not that off...) HOWEVER I have now entered the danger zone and am questioning my entire life's worth of choices 110
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I've been listening to Bill Simmons podcast for years, meaning I've been exposed to his daughter's occasional appearances for years. it's amazing to me stupid people's interests are rn. wdyk you love and watch Olivia Jade's content because she puts out no personality just aesthetics. lol?? 110
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 20/05/2026a real Thing I've noticed is that nearly all new slang is very easy to parse because it's just normal words used normally. very good for those of us who are aging and lazy but still want to be conversant in internet 060
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 16/05/2026should I be using the sky for guidance or the 70% chance of thunderstorms in the next hour per weatherdotcom 110
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 15/05/2026gracie abrams putting out a song called hit the wall where she uses some definition of hit the wall that completely misaligns with the popular lexicon is so her 110
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 28/04/2026one way I'm Not Like Other Moms is idk why people are always talking about designated puke bowls. this is part luck that my kid has puked 2x ever but also how are you prepared for the idea of puke. like I myself have never known I'm going to puke otherwise I would simply not do a puke inducing thing 140
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 25/04/2026fyi I don't know if all TJs are doing this but ours is clearing up space by giving away as many Easter sweets as you want for free 020
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 25/04/2026my 2 year old looking admiringly at teenagers in the park: wow. they don't even need their mommies here 140
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 17/04/2026and last but not least: I will not fall for the giant sk8terboi jorts propaganda this summer. as if I don't have enough problems! 010
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 17/04/2026btw random thought o'clock but it's interesting (and kind of terrible) that fan-directed comic con has dwindled to nothingness, culturally speaking, and movie news is simply rolling out of investor-focused cinema con 010
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 17/04/2026having a toddler has made me realize how insidious the wellness culture idea is that a smoothie HAS to be a conveyer for healthy add-ins - collagen, kale, and the like - instead of yk... a yummy drink 030
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 08/04/2026as a short torsoed woman of a certain age, I think we as a society have lost the art of the pretty fitted top that doesn't need to be tucked in. everything is a shapeless box that is either super cropped or has 3" too much length 020
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026the real housewives universe is a psyop to destroy the minds of america's women 110
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 27/03/2026huge L for the "twitter > bluesky" community as the former has been going on an anti-anal or oral trip for DAYS now 140
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 23/03/2026"attorneys general" is one of the worst choices in the English language 010
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 15/03/2026this is really very good. an author with excellent tone archiveofourown.org/works/801455...archiveofourown.orgextremely poor morals - Chapter 1 - fluxmas - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 110
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I've been watching bits of the pitt while also hard mainlining er the last two weeks and we must be in a crisis cause the acting is comparatively dreadful. bring back the 90s 220
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I'm now so violently old that one of my best friends from high school is posting long emoji-laden posts about vibe coding on linkedin 010
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 08/03/2026really enjoying the melissa clark carrot muffins with marmalade. cut the sugar amount in half as I used a very sweet random mango yuzu jam I have. it has an interestingly almost corn muffin taste/texture? cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1027... 120
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 06/03/2026live listening to the harry styles album and the second song (which is the next single??) is so bad that I was like ?????? and then the third song is pretty amazing. very bizarre vibes atm 010
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 03/03/2026finally finished Bridgerton. the Benedict and Sophie actors are elite. super warm, genuine, and charming faces. it's absurd that they brought Anthony back to be a dbag and Kate to deliver some of the most awkward dialogue available. they really ought to just combine Eloise and Francesca's seasons 330
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 03/03/2026one thing about overhearing conversation between random men aged approx 20-30: they love casually using the r word 010
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I listen to podcasts at 1.2x but I don't want my child to be a freak like me, so when I play audiobooks for him in the car, I put them back at their actual speed. however when it's still on 1x and my own podcast starts back up, it feels disgusting, like being in quicksand 020
nameuser @nameuser.bsky.social · 01/03/2026would love to know what's going on in the life of the person who had a million wild stickers on the back of their truck and one dead center that read "THIS TOYOTA FUCKS" 110
