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Wait, these names STILL matter?

@namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I still remember the time one of you guys drew a little kitty cat face on my invoice. I think I've still got it somewhere. You guys have great customer service.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm not a super hero, would she just hit me with her car instead?
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gatito.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like women. I also like men. I win either way.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are we, the viewers, going to get to participate in the voting?
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I dont believe you, I'm gonna need to see some evidence.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aw man, does that mean they don't have any cute pictures together?
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Dsan🔞 @dsancomics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finished a SFW commission for a friend! Pikmin salvaging a GameCube!
A group of yellow Pikmin carrying a GameCube and controller, while being pursued by a calico cat, inside a living room.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hehe, kibty.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They have formed a religion around you and have begun ritual sacrifices.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scuttling isn't the problem, the problem is doing it on the ceiling. The venue only rents out the floors and the walls to the event, the ceiling is off limits.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't see why butches can't bounce.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't worry, he got his comeuppance in Doom Eternal.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does this mean that humans don't pass the newly updated Harkness Test 2.5?
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Green hair AND pronouns? That's a good start, can't wait to see where you go from here.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just about lifted the table off the floor, didn'tcha?
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Perhaps not a field agent, but an agent nonetheless.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The one with the pretty lady with the huge gazongas.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kibty wife!
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm so glad the bug is back, I love the fluffy mooth.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just go for another attempt the next day. They're gonna run out of epipens eventually, and those things are stupid expensive. They'll falter eventually.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Aw man, poor critter.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait, do you still have the cute mooth suit?
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Noice.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does she purr?
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Love that it takes a full week to get all the mods installed, updated, and playing nicely for literally every Bethesda game.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
möther
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In just about every Discord server for a game or mod I've got literally every channel muted except the one where they post updates. That's the whole reason I'm here, it's the only thing I want to be notified about.
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 16/09/2026
Enjoying some me-time 💻
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn, Lilli looks good with floofy hair. Sera should startle her more often.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wife shaped.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The red gives good Ada Wong, but I personally prefer the purple. That's a good color.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, so they are going to add more to the game? Lit.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They don't necessarily have to be small either. It all depends on how financially irresponsible you are.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do a fakeout jumpscare like you did for the plushie ad.
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Atastic @atasticforreal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Practice Range 🕵️ feat. @silentmanjoe.bsky.social and @AriTrashVO
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, Revenant Prologue is a show. Revenant is a game about pretty lady who is definitely a biter.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gah damn, that is an 8 lane ass on a 4 lane road. Can he fit through doorways?
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In numbers perhaps, but not in our hearts.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Crop top then?
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have cranked it to Afrobull's Gerudo comic so many times I've got the dialog for the first 15 pages memorized.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm not against that, as boobs are vewy noice.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Would a controller make your wrist sore? Certainly less than a mouse would.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So uhhh... can Lilli alter her form or something? Certain assets of hers get a LOT bigger in the second panel.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Momma Mado is back!
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Absolutely still wife shaped though. I bet Sera loves them.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's a good hobby too, unlike modding Bethesda games. L4D2 mods actually work most of the time.
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Wait, these names STILL matter? @namelesswhiteguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Do her ears wiggle when you give her headpats?
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