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Nadyne Richmond

@nadyne.bsky.social
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love accidental photos that show a different unexpected perspective
An accidental photo taken in a vehicle. It is from the driver’s seat, left side, just below the steering wheel. It shows the steering wheel, air vent, a bit of the driver’s side window, and the windshield. Outside the windows is a blue sky scattered with clouds.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dear Siri: no one has a “three hundred thirty one” area code.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty Hate Machine is a perfect album.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The carpark at this DMV office is byzantine. I appreciate their absolute commitment to keeping the DMV’s reputation intact.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At the store, a kid and their adult are having a vigorous debate about whether a toy that farts is a good birthday gift for a friend. I am slow walking to hear who wins.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dear Tori: please release a live album from this tour. It’s essential.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A couple of months into AP English, my exasperated teacher pulled me aside to ask why I wasn’t getting any of the religious references in the assigned reading. I told her that I had never been exposed to the Bible. 1/
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My mom taught me how to touchtype in 4th grade by sitting me down in front of an old IBM Selectric and draping a dishcloth over my hands. I could type 180wpm by the time I hit high school. I got some great jobs taking dictation and doing data entry before I got my first tech job.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When I was in uni getting my first undergrad, I worked for a local telecom startup that did menu routing [1]. One of my jobs as the most junior member of the staff was to call and test our music on hold every single day. I had to do this across 8 nodes, primary and backup, for 3 years. 1/n
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I miss old Instagram where it was just me and my friends sharing pictures with some filters applied. And yes, you can get off my lawn.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I walked to Canada!
Your intrepid girl reporter is all wind blown. She is standing on the Gordie Howe Bridge, below the sign marking the international boundary. It’s a beautiful sunny day. In the distance, you can see downtown Detroitt.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
After the service, the funeral home gave me a nice reusable bag with paperwork and thank you cards and so on. I don’t feel like I can go to my local farmers’ market with a bag advertising a funeral home.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
nelson-house.com/obituaries/D...
nelson-house.com
Obituary information for Dennis Warren Hagon
View Dennis Warren Hagon's obituary, contribute to their memorial, see their funeral service details, and more.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Squirrel vs bird feeder, with a bunny observing
A bird feeder is hung from a shepherd’s hook. A squirrel has its nose and front paws on the edge of the feeder. One back paw clutches the hook, while the other waves in the air. In the background, a bunny watches the acrobatics.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Dear all funeral homes everywhere in the known universe: please do not put pop-up ads on your obituaries. Just don't.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I love these posts, not only for the original post but also for the responses
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Whyyyyyyy can I not get a sampler pack of Oreos? I’m not risking an entire packet if it’s a bad flavor of Oreos.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Not pictured: a lot of snoring
A tabby cat named Cabi is curled up in a tiny ball. His paw is covering his eyes and nose. His tail is tucked around his paw. He is sleeping on a red and rainbow grandmother-crocheted blanket.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Rocky Horror Mitch Show
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
While driving home from the city, I heard a thunk and then a knocking. A few min later, a red light came on for the battery.Then my power steering gave out. Then I got a red light warning about the engine heat. And now I’m sitting on the side of the road waiting to be rescued.
Our heroine is sitting in her car with the windows open and her feet up on the door frame. You can see her raspberry Chucks and black pants, plus a bit of her traitorous steering wheel and dash. At least she’s in the shade.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
TIL: the US tablespoon != international metric tablespoon != Australian metric tablespoon
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
this guy is the co-founder of Airbnb
Joe Gebbia
@jgebbia
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John Birch Society
@The_JBS • Jun 30
Your taxes are paying for an Illegal Alien with an Anchor
Baby to live in the starter home your American kids can't
afford.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You know what would make LinkedIn Premium a service I pay for? If I could customize what they show me. My feed is a mess of clickbait, so let’s clean that junk up. I will never work for [insert companies here], so keep that to yourself.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
NGL: This is how I learned that this is a real product. More than one product, actually.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Someone at the airport is sporting a FileMaker backpack. That’s some vintage nerd gear!
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I switched to Kagi and cannot go back. Not only is their search much better than any of the competitors, they also know the value of having fun.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Guess who's getting a root canal today!
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I rewatch this video every time it comes across my devices. A refresher is always good.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A kid at the grocery store just announced to their adult that they need a hug, then proceeded to give the biggest bear hug ever. Their adult grinned and grinned.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I have never refreshed my BlueSky feed as many times as tonight.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Google has just informed me that I have a child. I had a lot of fun during my college years, but always used birth control. You'd’ve thought their other parent would've told me before this. This is one hell of a way to find out I've got a kid.
This is a screenshot of an email from Google informing me of a change to their settings. It says:
We’re updating our settings to give you and your child even more control over saved history and personalized recommendations across Google Search services, including Search, Maps, Shopping, Hotels, Flights, Translate, and News. You’ll see this change in your child’s Google Account in the next few days.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Today is a Courtney Barnett kind of day.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
There are a total of 2 books in my entire life that I have not DNFd. I have hate-read more books than I care to count. I have made myself finish books 3 pages per night until the bitter end. That’s not to brag. I am impressed by the people who cut their losses. They are far smarter than I am.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 08/06/2026
Years ago, we looked up book-related injuries in our NEISS injury data system and, unsurprisingly, many injuries were from books falling off shelves, people tripping over boxes of books, and injuries from trying to pick up boxes of books. The books are most dangerous when they are flocking together.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
When I become Empress of the World, watching videos in a waiting room on your phone without headphones in will be a jailable offense.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Milli Vanilli was my first concert! And YoungMC was one of the openers for them!
A ticket stub from July 14, 1990, for the Milli Vanilli show at the Breslin Center in East Lansing, Michigan. The stub has a burn mark at the top. The ticket cost $18.50.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
How it started:
An embroidery hoop with a blue piece of fabric in it. Printed on the fabric is a pattern featuring a black cat sitting on a moon, with flowers and leaves and vines on the moon. The project has not been started. Next to the hoop is the instructions with a photo of the finished item.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a rainbow in the clouds like this before.
Above the treeline, some wispy clouds have a rainbow!Above the treeline, some wispy clouds have a rainbow!
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
There is a dude at the gym doing side planks and working on a spreadsheet on his 16” laptop simultaneously.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Lesson learned: protein waffles do not scratch the itch for waffles.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
There is someone selling sneakers out the back of his Tesla SUV in front of the FedEx Office.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Well fuck.
A California license plate reads “2L8L8L8”. You feel a sense of dread about that deadline you missed.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If someone were to surgically craft something that was made perfectly for me, it would be this: Lucy Dacus's lyric video for her new song "Planting Tomatoes". She filmed it in a Japanese stationery store testing out pens. youtu.be/omVq-5ZYpjw
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Lucy Dacus - Planting Tomatoes (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by LucyDacusVEVO
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I checked my elderly father’s Facebook page today to make sure he wasn’t missing any important communication from someone. I got immersed in his feed, full of family members posting MAGA-pilled AI-fueled misinformation. The Hate Industrial Complex that Facebook has enabled is astounding.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sometimes a song comes into your life when you need it. Today, listening to Courtney Barnett’s new album, “Sugar Plum” is that song. I am definitely in over my head. youtu.be/Z0uXCUwymJ0?...
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Courtney Barnett - Sugar Plum (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by courtneybarnett
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Same, friend. Same.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Nothing unites Bluesky like a good bagging on Mastodon.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
These Peeps specify that they are frosted strawberry Poptart flavored. Could anyone tell the difference between unfrosted strawberry Poptart and frosted strawberry Poptart when presented in Peep form? Sadly, no other forms of strawberry Peep presented themselves for me to A/B test.
On the back corner of a store shelf, a single packet of Peeps sits forlornly. The front of the packet proclaims that they are frosted strawberry Poptart flavored.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I grew up on the lite rock hits of the 70s and 80s, so I know far more Air Supply songs than I should. They’re playing at the Mountain Winery in Saratoga this year. That doesn’t seem possible.
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Nadyne Richmond @nadyne.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Finally, a good idea for what to do with all those gold bars I’ve been buying at Costco.
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