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Vella

@mzvxb.bsky.social
558 followers 443 following 8K posts

Blackity black 48 years old (she/her), L.A. native, with tons of layers, fierce roots and a knack for sarcasm that rivals the best.

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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 3h
Like wtf. Why do I have over four IG messages from yo ass dude? We don’t talk like that. Please stop..
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 3h
“Stabbed on a humbug” got me 🤣🤣🤣
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 13h
Girl. Why yall sending me so many ‘shake out’ texts?
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 15h
Benefits open enrollment at work is always a mix of lamenting my mortality for the rest of the day, and should I just stay in the house for the rest of my life.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Cause I’ma need the pound cake and lemon cake recipes.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ah dammit! I forgot my sunscreen!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Ah 🐍🐍🐍… push it! “
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have to watch the cyclone tho. So that I don’t aerate the filling too much.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Gene, what did I tell you about finger quotes?” “Not to ✌🏾do ✌🏾them.”
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pie filling when I’m too lazy to dead lift my stand mixer. 😆 Sauces, too. Chicken, pork marinades.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Vitamix. Sure you CAN call it a blender but it’s really a force.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Totally agree.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
People are really upset about that “Montana loophole “ tax being snatched. 🤣
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The lack of self awareness people have. Do they know how many serial killers are operating at any given time? And you’re allowing me to walk up on you unacknowledged in a grocery store aisle? Better handle that darling.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😆
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Are you going to make the whole movie, pook? 🤣🤣
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ok. Nightmare on Elm Street 5 was fucking wierd. It reminds me of Poltergeist 3. What the fuck is this?
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
These grapes legit taste like purple.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Get this song out my library!
music.apple.com
Packed Up by AZ Chike on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 2:20
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Come on headache. I have things to do.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ok end credit French rap..
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Definitely!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Finally! A severed head!!!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ahahahaha!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bennie you gotta tell me..
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ugh! JUST CUT THEIR HEADS OFF and burn them!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Watching “Evil Dead Burn”. I hope Joseph’s death is slow.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I need a sequel to “The Pope’s Exorcist.”
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I got both vaccines today. I better have my superpowers in the morning.🦹🏾
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Insert that bass line into my veins!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Really recommend taking the quizzes to see where you actually are with the 14! props. I had to do a bit of research on more than a few. 😂
calmatters.org
Quiz: How will you vote on propositions?
Learning about California's 14 ballot propositions can be a lot of work. Take our quiz to see your values and priorities align with each of the measures.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Edamame Wontons..? Sure! Why not?!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😂😂
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yah.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now…Amazon 😂😂
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Been looking for these dam shorts for two weeks!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The RAGE!!!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I want some ice cream SO bad.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me and cucumbers…. Cronch..crunch..cruncha SMACK! …SMACK!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got my ballot and it’s going in a drop box. With the police escorted helicopter… or whatever.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I need to stop following this account. 😂😂
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had to come into work earlier and it feels like I’ve been here for a million hours.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve been laughing at this shit all week..😂😂
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yah.. come on..
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I literally want to go to Vietnam just so I can go to that little coffee shop.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like , give me the biggest cup of fucking ice water you got! It’s 100 deez nuts out here!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m always short and to the point in my work emails. I don’t need the excuses or grievances. Just give me what I asked for.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes with content creators I think, who do you think this message is going to pull from the bowels of grandiose misogyny? The “right” ones? 😂 Fucking bozos.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The 13 sacrifices on AHS was epic..😂
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
500 dollery doos for my old phone. 👏🏾💪🏾
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