Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 3hLike wtf. Why do I have over four IG messages from yo ass dude? We don’t talk like that. Please stop.. 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 15hBenefits open enrollment at work is always a mix of lamenting my mortality for the rest of the day, and should I just stay in the house for the rest of my life. 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I have to watch the cyclone tho. So that I don’t aerate the filling too much. 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026“Gene, what did I tell you about finger quotes?” “Not to ✌🏾do ✌🏾them.” 020
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Pie filling when I’m too lazy to dead lift my stand mixer. 😆 Sauces, too. Chicken, pork marinades. 110
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Vitamix. Sure you CAN call it a blender but it’s really a force. 130
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026People are really upset about that “Montana loophole “ tax being snatched. 🤣 100
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The lack of self awareness people have. Do they know how many serial killers are operating at any given time? And you’re allowing me to walk up on you unacknowledged in a grocery store aisle? Better handle that darling. 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Ok. Nightmare on Elm Street 5 was fucking wierd. It reminds me of Poltergeist 3. What the fuck is this? 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Get this song out my library!music.apple.comPacked Up by AZ Chike on Apple MusicSong · 2026 · Duration 2:20 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I got both vaccines today. I better have my superpowers in the morning.🦹🏾 010
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Really recommend taking the quizzes to see where you actually are with the 14! props. I had to do a bit of research on more than a few. 😂calmatters.orgQuiz: How will you vote on propositions?Learning about California's 14 ballot propositions can be a lot of work. Take our quiz to see your values and priorities align with each of the measures. 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I got my ballot and it’s going in a drop box. With the police escorted helicopter… or whatever. 010
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I had to come into work earlier and it feels like I’ve been here for a million hours. 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I literally want to go to Vietnam just so I can go to that little coffee shop. 110
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Like , give me the biggest cup of fucking ice water you got! It’s 100 deez nuts out here! 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m always short and to the point in my work emails. I don’t need the excuses or grievances. Just give me what I asked for. 010
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sometimes with content creators I think, who do you think this message is going to pull from the bowels of grandiose misogyny? The “right” ones? 😂 Fucking bozos. 000