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Vella

@mzvxb.bsky.social
559 followers 446 following 8K posts

Blackity black 48 years old (she/her), L.A. native, with tons of layers, fierce roots and a knack for sarcasm that rivals the best.

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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 20h
Sometimes with content creators I think, who do you think this message is going to pull from the bowels of grandiose misogyny? The “right” ones? 😂 Fucking bozos.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The 13 sacrifices on AHS was epic..😂
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
500 dollery doos for my old phone. 👏🏾💪🏾
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh holy shit! Just realizing a new button on the side of my phone. 🤣🤣 Wait can I change the function?!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know…visiting Kilauea… um eerie at every turn. They tried to get me in that caldera. There was just no way, man. 🤣😅
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
‘Hellraiser Marathon’ for the lady 🍽️? Don’t mind if I do.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh thank god! I bought myself a dessert for tonight. Let me find a scary movie.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Tamaaaleeesss”
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No way that bitch was a Pisces?!? Ahahahhaha!!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*sighs* finish your oatmeal, Vella.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry, pook @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app 🤣🤣. We’re going to prison cause ima be Hehehehehehe ahhhh ahhhh 🤣🤣
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get a cut on a part my body I may accidentally touch twice a year. And now I’m bumping into every other hour.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Makin big bread, brudda. Hella cors…hella carbs” 😂
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This book I’m reading is just 😂😂 way too on brand.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😂😂😂 🤣
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yah.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching “The Substance “. What a fucked up movie.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🙄Alright … I’ll get up. Earthquakes are annoying motivators. Fuckers.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Always disappointing when someone doesn’t get my ‘Simpsons’ reference. Like when I told the homies I named my new phone “Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo”. 😂😂
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everytime 😂😂
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Collard Greens (feat. Kendrick Lamar) by ScHoolboy Q on Apple Music
Song · 2013 · Duration 4:59
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😂😂!!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ugh! They had to move the turtle eggs..
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Breathe” … “ Hay hay…hay haayy”
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You get new NIKES and those strings be tight. Like goddam…😬😅
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Coworker in my office yapping to me about a pizza place. I’m like alright wonderful, where……is it? Him- “so this is how I found out about it”
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Norman Freeman's Playful Glance
ALT: Norman Freeman's Playful Glance
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry, I’ll never not laugh at somebody falling through a ceiling. As long as they’re not hurt too badly. *grins*
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🙄
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Alicia Silverstone's Iconic 'As If!' in Clueless
ALT: Alicia Silverstone's Iconic 'As If!' in Clueless
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“We like the cars. *hmm hmm* that go boom!. With Tina..and bunny?” 🤔 Is that right? Tigra and Bunny?🤔
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In training and got a seat right next to the air purifier. 🎉
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok. Completely obsessed with square phone cases. *squeals* 😀
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some big ass Devil Rays off the coast. Sheesh..
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ugh! I’m missing a boot. Gotta be in one of these dam closets.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Siri, if you can’t read Outlook’s notifications, don’t tell me about them.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Office Space Fantastic Mr. Fox Boondock Saints I & II if I’m feeling especially withdrawn.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“This doesn’t taste like raspberry truffle at all..” -Bobby Hill “Well then Bobby honey, you’re eating it wrong.”- Peggy
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The ending of the movie ‘Chloé’ was just..so.. ugh! Like that’s ..it?!?
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh..Vella 🤣
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stupid mf’s selling those Hello Kitty library cards on eBay.
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mmm..
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Poor Blu Cantrell..
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Close friend from high school sent me this flier for our reunion. She’s like 🫪. I’m like I’ll go, but if it ain’t nowhere to sit, I got a good hour in me. 😂
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bernie.. 😂😂
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Again. D.C. Comics.. *sighs* ….cause the plot of ‘Supergirl’ ?!?
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know God is sometimes like, girl you gotta do your own dirty work. And I’m like well can you at least answer the phone when I’m done? 😅 I have AT&T Turbo now. … yeah ..TURBO…
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh see …yall are really cutting up with the extra dressing. Two ounce container..?
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
L.A. County putting a moratorium on Data Centers is hilarious!!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dude at the airport got rocked. Hits making pristine contact. His teeth and jaw was clicking like them old bike chains. 😂
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ahahahaha!
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now comes having to re-login into every app… 🙄
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Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I always give KIA drivers a wide ass berth because …is somebody chasing you?!?
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