Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 20hSometimes with content creators I think, who do you think this message is going to pull from the bowels of grandiose misogyny? The “right” ones? 😂 Fucking bozos. 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh holy shit! Just realizing a new button on the side of my phone. 🤣🤣 Wait can I change the function?! 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You know…visiting Kilauea… um eerie at every turn. They tried to get me in that caldera. There was just no way, man. 🤣😅 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh thank god! I bought myself a dessert for tonight. Let me find a scary movie. 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sorry, pook @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app 🤣🤣. We’re going to prison cause ima be Hehehehehehe ahhhh ahhhh 🤣🤣 110
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Get a cut on a part my body I may accidentally touch twice a year. And now I’m bumping into every other hour. 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🙄Alright … I’ll get up. Earthquakes are annoying motivators. Fuckers. 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Always disappointing when someone doesn’t get my ‘Simpsons’ reference. Like when I told the homies I named my new phone “Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo”. 😂😂 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Everytime 😂😂music.apple.comCollard Greens (feat. Kendrick Lamar) by ScHoolboy Q on Apple MusicSong · 2013 · Duration 4:59 020
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You get new NIKES and those strings be tight. Like goddam…😬😅 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Coworker in my office yapping to me about a pizza place. I’m like alright wonderful, where……is it? Him- “so this is how I found out about it”static.klipy.comNorman Freeman's Playful GlanceALT: Norman Freeman's Playful Glance 010
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m sorry, I’ll never not laugh at somebody falling through a ceiling. As long as they’re not hurt too badly. *grins* 010
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🙄static.klipy.comAlicia Silverstone's Iconic 'As If!' in CluelessALT: Alicia Silverstone's Iconic 'As If!' in Clueless 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“We like the cars. *hmm hmm* that go boom!. With Tina..and bunny?” 🤔 Is that right? Tigra and Bunny?🤔 010
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In training and got a seat right next to the air purifier. 🎉 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ok. Completely obsessed with square phone cases. *squeals* 😀 010
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ugh! I’m missing a boot. Gotta be in one of these dam closets. 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Siri, if you can’t read Outlook’s notifications, don’t tell me about them. 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Office Space Fantastic Mr. Fox Boondock Saints I & II if I’m feeling especially withdrawn. 010
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“This doesn’t taste like raspberry truffle at all..” -Bobby Hill “Well then Bobby honey, you’re eating it wrong.”- Peggy 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The ending of the movie ‘Chloé’ was just..so.. ugh! Like that’s ..it?!? 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Stupid mf’s selling those Hello Kitty library cards on eBay. 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Close friend from high school sent me this flier for our reunion. She’s like . I’m like I’ll go, but if it ain’t nowhere to sit, I got a good hour in me. 😂 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Again. D.C. Comics.. *sighs* ….cause the plot of ‘Supergirl’ ?!? 001
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I know God is sometimes like, girl you gotta do your own dirty work. And I’m like well can you at least answer the phone when I’m done? 😅 I have AT&T Turbo now. … yeah ..TURBO… 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh see …yall are really cutting up with the extra dressing. Two ounce container..? 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026L.A. County putting a moratorium on Data Centers is hilarious!! 000
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dude at the airport got rocked. Hits making pristine contact. His teeth and jaw was clicking like them old bike chains. 😂 110
Vella @mzvxb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I always give KIA drivers a wide ass berth because …is somebody chasing you?!? 010