Ben, PhB @mywebpage.cool · 13/08/2026I know his name is pronounced "Euler," but 100% of the time I read his name, I hear it as "Euler" first. 010
Reposted by Ben, PhBMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026They're just making up celebrity names now. 181353
Reposted by Ben, PhBJohn Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 01/03/2025I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org18f.orgWe're not done yet | 18F 31689269230849
Ben, PhB @mywebpage.cool · 26/01/2025Fact: unlike yellow snow, yellow bananas are perfectly safe to eat. #bananafacts 020
Reposted by Ben, PhBShannon corn Fleming @shannoncornfleming.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Don't even dream about crossing the creamed corn gang. 011
Reposted by Ben, PhBMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 03/12/2024This is pretty incredible. If you want Twitter out of your skyline entirely, this’ll do it. 3305
Reposted by Ben, PhBTomer Ullman @tomerullman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024saying "semantic satiation" to myself over and over till it loses all meaning 3326
Ben, PhB @mywebpage.cool · 28/11/2024"The incidence of teaspoon loss over the period of observation was 360.62 per 100 teaspoon years. At this rate, an estimated 250 teaspoons would need to be purchased annually to maintain a practical institute-wide population of 70 teaspoons." (quoted by @tspiresjones.bsky.social in a reply) 041
Ben, PhB @mywebpage.cool · 25/11/2024Working on a prototype AI-powered smart Dixie cup dispenser. AI will use facial recognition to track your bathroom habits to determine when to dispense a cup for you. Look for the iCup to launch in 2025. 010
Ben, PhB @mywebpage.cool · 24/11/2024I prefer to refer to my jokes as "surrealist" instead of "not funny" 010
Ben, PhB @mywebpage.cool · 22/11/2024Fact: if you laid 1,000,000 bananas end-to-end (tip-to-tail), you would have done something no one has ever done before #bananafacts 020
Reposted by Ben, PhBSusie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 02/09/2024Word of the day is ‘catchfart’, from the 17th century, used of a servant who followed their master or mistress a little too closely. In today’s terms, a catchfart is someone who fawns upon the boss or who follows the political wind. 922526646
